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Title: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 27, 2016, 09:14:59 AM
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rsmith6621 (6,933 posts)

EMail or Send Letter? POTUS



Which is a better way to get a letter/message in front of President Obama?

Email or US Mail.

Thanks

Famously inarticulate, perpetually miffed election0losing-no-truck-driving DUmbass would like to have a word with his Lord and Savior (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027562224)


     Dude, if you're not Beyonce or someone else famous, and if you don't have any money to offer as tribute to him or his pet Wookiee, you might as well be writing passive-aggressive cover letters for your wife's minimum-age job hunt.

     Oh, wait. Bad example.

     You might as well be running for a seat in the most inconsequential election in the United States.

     Oh, wait. Bad example.

     You might as well be borrowing money to learn to drive a...**** it. Nevermind.

     rsmith and all other DUmmies: 0loser couldn't care less about you. Literally could not care less.

Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: Big Dog on January 27, 2016, 09:54:47 AM
Dear rsmithnumbers,

The best way to catch the eye of your Lightbringer is to use Google to find his next public appearance; go there; and run toward him really fast while waving your arms and screaming "I have something for you!" To really stand out from the crowd, you should probably speak another language. Dd you know 'allah akbar' means 'I need to talk to you' in Spanish?  Really, it does.

It's cold outside, so you should wear a heavy coat. Be sure to wear a ski mask, too, so your face doesn't get cold.

Good luck!
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: Carl on January 27, 2016, 10:42:24 AM
Leave it in the bottom of the hole on the 1st green.
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: 67 Rover on January 27, 2016, 10:55:32 AM
Dear rsmithnumbers,

The best way to catch the eye of your Lightbringer is to use Google to find his next public appearance; go there; and run toward him really fast while waving your arms and screaming "I have something for you!" To really stand out from the crowd, you should probably speak another language. Dd you know 'allah akbar' means 'I need to talk to you' in Spanish?  Really, it does.

It's cold outside, so you should wear a heavy coat. Be sure to wear a ski mask, too, so your face doesn't get cold.

Good luck!

It may be easier to be granted an audience with the dictator if it is facilitated by one of his kids so my recommendation would be to  show up at the school and wait until you have a chance to pull them aside for a conference.  :popcorn:
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2016, 12:25:46 PM
Dear rsmithnumbers,

The best way to catch the eye of your Lightbringer is to use Google to find his next public appearance; go there; and run toward him really fast while waving your arms and screaming "I have something for you!" To really stand out from the crowd, you should probably speak another language. Dd you know 'allah akbar' means 'I need to talk to you' in Spanish?  Really, it does.

It's cold outside, so you should wear a heavy coat. Be sure to wear a ski mask, too, so your face doesn't get cold.

Good luck!

You are cold, BD!  H5!
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 27, 2016, 12:52:30 PM
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rsmith6621 (6,933 posts)

EMail or Send Letter? POTUS



Which is a better way to get a letter/message in front of President Obama?

Email or US Mail.

Thanks

Just click your heels together three times and repeat "MMM MMM MMM, barack hussein obama".

If that doesn't work, send the email to clintons private server. After making its way through the likes of the russians and the iranians, the nsa should end up with it sooner or later, and they will of course present it to him. The process may proceed in a far more streamlined way, if you had a son who would have looked like travon martin.

 :lmao:

CMD
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: fatboy on January 27, 2016, 01:16:34 PM
I think we should all show some compassion and send out some letter vibes.
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: Big Dog on January 27, 2016, 01:24:48 PM
I think we should all show some compassion and send out some letter vibes.

Here are some letter vibes- and the letter is "double D":

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/MiEhS8S20SQUg/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 27, 2016, 01:35:54 PM
Here are some letter vibes- and the letter is "double D":

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/MiEhS8S20SQUg/giphy.gif)

Now THATS a bouncy I'd be more than happy to get behind.


 :whistling:


CMD
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 27, 2016, 01:48:37 PM
Now THATS a bouncy I'd be more than happy to get behind.


 :whistling:


CMD

I'm with ya there! :cheersmate: :whistling: :tongue:
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: USA4ME on January 27, 2016, 01:59:09 PM
Quote from:
rsmith6621

Which is a better way to get a letter/message in front of President Obama?

Email or US Mail.

Neither.

Obamaphone.

.
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: Chris_ on January 27, 2016, 02:12:46 PM
Gyrocopter
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: FlaGator on January 27, 2016, 05:26:54 PM
Join the tea party.The IRS will take notice and let Obama know.
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: Zathras on January 27, 2016, 05:35:51 PM
Now THATS a bouncy I'd be more than happy to get behind.


 :whistling:


CMD

Not me. I'd rather stay in front of it so I can see them...err, it. :rocker:
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: Tess Anderson on January 27, 2016, 06:30:59 PM
 :rotf:

I can't believe he lost but the other Randy is still super super active in local politics, and from his FB page, looks like he's another Sandtard. Say hello to the new:

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Randall Smith in Federal Way, Washington.
January ·  ·

Started Working at City of Federal Way Diversity Commissioner
January
Federal Way, Washington
Volunteerism is just one piece of the Democracy puzzle. Where do you fit in

 :rotf:

Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 27, 2016, 06:38:41 PM
Now THATS a bouncy I'd be more than happy to get behind.


 :whistling:


CMD

I'd have more confidence if you'd tell me you'd get behind that when she's fifty and tripping over them.
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 27, 2016, 08:27:44 PM
I'd have more confidence if you'd tell me you'd get behind that when she's fifty and tripping over them.

Oh but I would.

I'm sure I could find something lacy, feminine, and transparent, in my effort to offer unconditional support.

 :-)



CMD



Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: thundley4 on January 27, 2016, 08:29:25 PM
Oh but I would.

I'm sure I could find something lacy, feminine, and transparent, in my effort to offer unconditional support.

 :-)



CMD

For her or you?  :rofl:
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 27, 2016, 10:40:32 PM
For her or you?  :rofl:

For her, but I'd be game for silk boxers if she really wanted me to.  :naughty:

I was a little surprised at the question, given I had mentioned support .  :-)


CMD
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: thundley4 on January 28, 2016, 09:32:17 AM
For her, but I'd be game for silk boxers if she really wanted me to.  :naughty:

I was a little surprised at the question, given I had mentioned support .  :-)


CMD

Moobs need support, too.  :-)
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 28, 2016, 07:09:35 PM
Moobs need support, too.  :-)

NEVER let your boobs be bigger than hers:
(http://i61.tinypic.com/312jx44.jpg)
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on January 28, 2016, 10:02:15 PM
Here are some letter vibes- and the letter is "double D":

(https://media4.giphy.com/media/MiEhS8S20SQUg/giphy.gif)
I wonder what adhesive shes using to keep that top uh..."on".

 :lmao:


CMD
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 29, 2016, 04:12:55 AM
I wonder what adhesive shes using to keep that top uh..."on".

 :lmao:


CMD

Gorilla Glue? :whistling:
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: 67 Rover on January 29, 2016, 07:52:02 AM
Gorilla Glue? :whistling:

Is it just me or does anybody else keep watching hoping for a different ending?  :drool:
Title: Re: rsmithwhatever seeks advice on contacting 0dumbo...has important business
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 29, 2016, 08:05:42 AM
Is it just me or does anybody else keep watching hoping for a different ending?  :drool:

 :whistling:

You too, eh?

 :whistling: