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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on January 27, 2016, 09:14:59 AM
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rsmith6621 (6,933 posts)
EMail or Send Letter? POTUS
Which is a better way to get a letter/message in front of President Obama?
Email or US Mail.
Thanks
Famously inarticulate, perpetually miffed election0losing-no-truck-driving DUmbass would like to have a word with his Lord and Savior (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027562224)
Dude, if you're not Beyonce or someone else famous, and if you don't have any money to offer as tribute to him or his pet Wookiee, you might as well be writing passive-aggressive cover letters for your wife's minimum-age job hunt.
Oh, wait. Bad example.
You might as well be running for a seat in the most inconsequential election in the United States.
Oh, wait. Bad example.
You might as well be borrowing money to learn to drive a...**** it. Nevermind.
rsmith and all other DUmmies: 0loser couldn't care less about you. Literally could not care less.
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Dear rsmithnumbers,
The best way to catch the eye of your Lightbringer is to use Google to find his next public appearance; go there; and run toward him really fast while waving your arms and screaming "I have something for you!" To really stand out from the crowd, you should probably speak another language. Dd you know 'allah akbar' means 'I need to talk to you' in Spanish? Really, it does.
It's cold outside, so you should wear a heavy coat. Be sure to wear a ski mask, too, so your face doesn't get cold.
Good luck!
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Leave it in the bottom of the hole on the 1st green.
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Dear rsmithnumbers,
The best way to catch the eye of your Lightbringer is to use Google to find his next public appearance; go there; and run toward him really fast while waving your arms and screaming "I have something for you!" To really stand out from the crowd, you should probably speak another language. Dd you know 'allah akbar' means 'I need to talk to you' in Spanish? Really, it does.
It's cold outside, so you should wear a heavy coat. Be sure to wear a ski mask, too, so your face doesn't get cold.
Good luck!
It may be easier to be granted an audience with the dictator if it is facilitated by one of his kids so my recommendation would be to show up at the school and wait until you have a chance to pull them aside for a conference. :popcorn:
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Dear rsmithnumbers,
The best way to catch the eye of your Lightbringer is to use Google to find his next public appearance; go there; and run toward him really fast while waving your arms and screaming "I have something for you!" To really stand out from the crowd, you should probably speak another language. Dd you know 'allah akbar' means 'I need to talk to you' in Spanish? Really, it does.
It's cold outside, so you should wear a heavy coat. Be sure to wear a ski mask, too, so your face doesn't get cold.
Good luck!
You are cold, BD! H5!
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rsmith6621 (6,933 posts)
EMail or Send Letter? POTUS
Which is a better way to get a letter/message in front of President Obama?
Email or US Mail.
Thanks
Just click your heels together three times and repeat "MMM MMM MMM, barack hussein obama".
If that doesn't work, send the email to clintons private server. After making its way through the likes of the russians and the iranians, the nsa should end up with it sooner or later, and they will of course present it to him. The process may proceed in a far more streamlined way, if you had a son who would have looked like travon martin.
:lmao:
CMD
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I think we should all show some compassion and send out some letter vibes.
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I think we should all show some compassion and send out some letter vibes.
Here are some letter vibes- and the letter is "double D":
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/MiEhS8S20SQUg/giphy.gif)
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Here are some letter vibes- and the letter is "double D":
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/MiEhS8S20SQUg/giphy.gif)
Now THATS a bouncy I'd be more than happy to get behind.
:whistling:
CMD
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Now THATS a bouncy I'd be more than happy to get behind.
:whistling:
CMD
I'm with ya there! :cheersmate: :whistling: :tongue:
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rsmith6621
Which is a better way to get a letter/message in front of President Obama?
Email or US Mail.
Neither.
Obamaphone.
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Gyrocopter
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Join the tea party.The IRS will take notice and let Obama know.
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Now THATS a bouncy I'd be more than happy to get behind.
:whistling:
CMD
Not me. I'd rather stay in front of it so I can see them...err, it. :rocker:
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:rotf:
I can't believe he lost but the other Randy is still super super active in local politics, and from his FB page, looks like he's another Sandtard. Say hello to the new:
Randall Smith in Federal Way, Washington.
January · ·
Started Working at City of Federal Way Diversity Commissioner
January
Federal Way, Washington
Volunteerism is just one piece of the Democracy puzzle. Where do you fit in
:rotf:
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Now THATS a bouncy I'd be more than happy to get behind.
:whistling:
CMD
I'd have more confidence if you'd tell me you'd get behind that when she's fifty and tripping over them.
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I'd have more confidence if you'd tell me you'd get behind that when she's fifty and tripping over them.
Oh but I would.
I'm sure I could find something lacy, feminine, and transparent, in my effort to offer unconditional support.
:-)
CMD
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Oh but I would.
I'm sure I could find something lacy, feminine, and transparent, in my effort to offer unconditional support.
:-)
CMD
For her or you? :rofl:
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For her or you? :rofl:
For her, but I'd be game for silk boxers if she really wanted me to. :naughty:
I was a little surprised at the question, given I had mentioned support . :-)
CMD
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For her, but I'd be game for silk boxers if she really wanted me to. :naughty:
I was a little surprised at the question, given I had mentioned support . :-)
CMD
Moobs need support, too. :-)
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Moobs need support, too. :-)
NEVER let your boobs be bigger than hers:
(http://i61.tinypic.com/312jx44.jpg)
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Here are some letter vibes- and the letter is "double D":
(https://media4.giphy.com/media/MiEhS8S20SQUg/giphy.gif)
I wonder what adhesive shes using to keep that top uh..."on".
:lmao:
CMD
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I wonder what adhesive shes using to keep that top uh..."on".
:lmao:
CMD
Gorilla Glue? :whistling:
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Gorilla Glue? :whistling:
Is it just me or does anybody else keep watching hoping for a different ending? :drool:
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Is it just me or does anybody else keep watching hoping for a different ending? :drool:
:whistling:
You too, eh?
:whistling: