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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on January 23, 2016, 12:45:48 PM
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Sat Jan 23, 2016, 01:03 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (59,926 posts)
Happy birthday OS
I slept in. Went out for my favorite breakfast. Just headed out the door. My 10 year old granddaughter is taking me to lunch.
OS
You pitiful and pathetic cum stain.
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Wow... what a sad and miserable person
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Ahole had better pick up that check or get pelted in the face with a barrage of mini tacos. :bird:
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Ahole had better pick up that check or get pelted in the face with a barrage of mini tacos. :bird:
Almost worth the 2 hour drive to "accidentally" spill a plate of mini Tacos on him.
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This boy is totally Fugazi.
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You know, The DUmp is Omaha Steve's only friend. And he's dying. And demented.
I blame the DUmmies for this pathetic post even though all of them are demented also and have no memory longer than 10 minutes. But still, some of them should have smart phones and they could put poor, demented, and dying Omaha Steve's birthday in that calendar and get a reminder.
Happy Birthday, Omaha Steve. Maybe, now, in your twilight hours, you should leave the DUmp, leave Bernie Sanders, and try to cultivate some real friendships where you live. Which is apparently Omaha, in case you forgot already.
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Sat Jan 23, 2016, 01:03 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (59,926 posts)
Happy birthday OS
I slept in. Went out for my favorite breakfast. Just headed out the door. My 10 year old granddaughter is taking me to lunch.
OS
So today in Omaha there is either a 10 yr old or a demented 59 year old driving the city streets.
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Sat Jan 23, 2016, 01:03 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (59,926 posts)
Happy birthday OS
I slept in. Went out for my favorite breakfast. Just headed out the door. My 10 year old granddaughter is taking me to lunch.
OS
Better not sleep too much there, Big Guy. You allegedly ain't got many days left. Can't afford to waste them.
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The little one's ten?
My, my, how tempus fugits; I'd thought she was only about three by now.
But she'd better hurry up and get all of grandpa she can get, because he won't be around forever.
Or.....perhaps not, the way he's lingering.
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Sad and pathetic. :mental:
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Is it really his birthday or does he just think it is?
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Is it really his birthday or does he just think it is?
When your mind is that far gone, everyday is your birthday
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When your mind is that far gone, everyday is your birthday
Yeah, when one thinks of it, that's really the way it is, in the Dawes household, and it's been that way ever since the big guy and poor dear Marta got hitched.
She's the one who brought home the bacon--in fact, the one who bought the home, period--the one who carried the burdens, the one who paid all the bills, the one who did all the chores, the one who took care of the big guy.
Since all he's ever had to do is loll around in leisure and accept presents, it's like every day's his birthday.
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Yeah, when one thinks of it, that's really the way it is, in the Dawes household, and it's been that way ever since the big guy and poor dear Marta got hitched.
She's the one who brought home the bacon--in fact, the one who bought the home, period--the one who carried the burdens, the one who paid all the bills, the one who did all the chores, the one who took care of the big guy.
Since all he's ever had to do is loll around in leisure and accept presents, it's like every day's his birthday.
Not to mention dragging out his dying for years denying Marta a chance for real happiness with a man that will treasure her. Using up whatever money she has, now that the meager paycheck he brought home is probably cut in half, and spending it on himself.
Dummies are consistent... consistently selfish.
If I was her, I would find out about whatever native plants around her area are poisonous and feed an extract to him. Then claim he had lost his mind and was eating wild plants when they was walking around in the woods. She did not know they were dangerous!
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That's ................ really bad.
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That's ................ really bad.
What's worse than bad is that as of this moment 1054 views on his pathetic look-at-me message and only 98 replies. Which means 90+% of the people who checked the message don't even give enough of a shit to type out "Happy Birthday". Poor Steve wishes so much to be one of the cool kids on Skin's island. Alas, it is not to be.
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He has spawn?
Cindie
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He has spawn?
Cindie
Sperm bank should have higher standards.
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Bank on it in 24 business hours. :-)
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Steve's getting near the point where it won't be safe for him to be alone, and probably his keyboard needs to be disapparated (to use a Harry-Potterism) soon as well. Sad, and at a rather young age (I've got a couple of years on him!). If he's otherwise fairly healthy physically, his wife is facing many very trying years.
My MIL had "dementia" caused by hyponatremia the last 18 months of her life, and it was pretty trying. Giving her really salt-laden foods kept her close to an even keel, but she was almost never who she had been. Steve's wife may be facing 10 or 20 years of that, though much of it might be at a SNF.
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Well at least he is still the King of craptastic post.