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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on January 21, 2016, 10:05:46 AM
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KentuckyWoman (1,032 posts)
How to buy my vote. (Rant warning)
My vote is indeed for sale but my vote is not cheap or easy. The rules apply whether you are running for a position that is local, state or federal.
All you have to do in convince me of 4 things.
* That you will keep your fingers off things in my life that are not government business.
* That your ideas are the ones that will solve problems at my kitchen table that can only be solved by government.
* That you are capable of getting those ideas implemented or at least move us considerably closer to achieving them.
* That you will actually get it done instead of bait as switch.
This isn't rocket science and should not even need to be said. Unfortunately every election cycle it seems every candidate and their assorted minions think it necessary to beat me over the head with death panels, scary brown people, how other candidates had a pimple on their butt in 1974 or how THEY are the only candidate that can save me from a killer asteroid that is right now barreling down on my house at 4 zillion miles an hour.
Instead why don't you spend you time on telling me what's in my food and water and how you'll keep it safe for me to eat and drink? (Flint MI anyone) Why don't you tell me the truth about the last financial crisis and the truth about the next one coming up and how you are going to keep the predators from screwing us all over again. Why don't you tell me how you are going to get the blood sucking vermin out of the health care industry. Why don't you tell me how you are going to convince the economic predators to lighten up and send a little of that wealth back to the bottom and middle for their own good and ours. Why don't you tell me how you'll keep the rapists and drug dealers out of the local park so I can go over there for an evening stroll without worrying about beating off shitheads. And while you are at it, tell me how you plan to make sure the local police don't shoot everything in a hoodie that moves.
Close rant.
I am watching this DUmmie closely. Could win the number one spot this year.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511040221
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KentuckyWoman (1,032 posts)
How to buy my vote. (Rant warning)
My vote is indeed for sale but my vote is not cheap or easy.
If this primitives vote isn't cheap or easy, it's the only thing in she/he/it's miserable life that isn't.
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That your ideas are the ones that will solve problems at my kitchen table that can only be solved by government.
Gimme free shit.
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KentuckyWoman (1,032 posts)
How to buy my vote. (Rant warning) (Give me free shit. QED.)
My vote is indeed for sale but my vote is not cheap or easy. The rules apply whether you are running for a position that is local, state or federal.
All you have to do in convince me of 4 things.
* That you will keep your fingers off things in my life that are not government business. (Almost nothing is government business, you scrunt )
* That your ideas are the ones that will solve problems at my kitchen table that can only be solved by government. (National defense. DONE.)
* That you are capable of getting those ideas implemented or at least move us considerably closer to achieving them. ( 0loser has gutted the military. See above. )
* That you will actually get it done instead of bait as switch. (0loser is nothing but bait and switch Dems, but you guzzle his junk like it's manna from heaven)
This isn't rocket science and should not even need to be said. Unfortunately every election cycle it seems every candidate and their assorted minions think it necessary to beat me over the head with death panels (an actual thing), scary brown people (just Muslims), how other candidates had a pimple on their butt in 1974 (Unless it's a Republican, you mean) or how THEY are the only candidate that can save me from a killer asteroid that is right now barreling down on my house at 4 zillion miles an hour. (If it only kills you, I'm good with that.)
Instead why don't you spend you time on telling me what's in my food and water (probably whatever dope you slipped in there, asshole)and how you'll keep it safe for me to eat and drink? (Flint MI anyone (Golly, why not ask 0loser's EPA about that?)) Why don't you tell me the truth about the last financial crisis and the truth about the next one coming up and how you are going to keep the predators from screwing us all over again.(Said the Hillary supporter) Why don't you tell me how you are going to get the blood sucking vermin out of the health care industry.(We try, but you people keep demanding free care!) Why don't you tell me how you are going to convince the economic predators to lighten up and send a little of that wealth back to the bottom and middle for their own good and ours.(Why not save some money and quit being jealous, asshole?) Why don't you tell me how you'll keep the rapists and drug dealers (I thought drug dealers were a-ok with liberals?) out of the local park so I can go over there for an evening stroll without worrying about beating off shitheads (I'm guessing that beating people off is a favorite pastime of yours). And while you are at it, tell me how you plan to make sure the local police don't shoot everything in a hoodie that moves. (Don't attack the po-po, you won't get shot. Damn simple.)
Close rant.
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* That you will keep your fingers off things in my life that are not government business.
Bullshit. Liberals believe everything is the government's business.
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Neil Diamond would be ashamed he ever wrote a song this DUmmie is using as an online personna.