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Title: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: CC27 on January 19, 2016, 03:37:49 PM
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Tue Jan 19, 2016, 04:35 PM
Star Member dixiegrrrrl (44,251 posts)

For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
(http://i.imgur.com/5MDhgHV.jpg)

At least someone cares.  :whatever:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027544773
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 19, 2016, 03:49:22 PM
If you miss the way it used to be:


I am sure I left out a few
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 19, 2016, 03:50:44 PM
I forgot -- steve is a retiree at 56 with a huge pension of $25K/year.

Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: 67 Rover on January 19, 2016, 03:53:43 PM
If you miss the way it used to be:

  • Get a job
  • Eliminate all welfare programs except for temporary emergencies and real disasters
  • Pay for your own health care
  • Eliminate the scam known as "Disability"
  • Eliminate all government agencies except Commerce and Defense
  • De-pussify the Military
  • ROE for all our military enemies: kill them until they are dead

I am sure I left out a few

Return to actual verifiable paper food stamps.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: Chris_ on January 19, 2016, 04:00:27 PM
I forgot -- steve is a retiree at 56 with a huge pension of $25K/year.
A future NNNHOLI in the making.  He'll be around long enough to complain that his retirement no longer pays the bills.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: Ogre on January 19, 2016, 04:53:48 PM
Awwww, isn't that sweet, a DUmmy appreciation thread for socialist Steve.

Apparently the DUmmies are standing in solidarity with Steve's condition and forgot to leave a comment of support as there are only five in the first hour.

Come on DUmmies, Steve got more votes than this during his election bid, not many more, but more.  :fuelfire:



Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 19, 2016, 04:55:36 PM
Return to actual verifiable paper food stamps.

Thanks for the reminder of the most important one of all:

Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: thundley4 on January 19, 2016, 04:58:07 PM
These damn idiots pushing for taxes on millionaires piss me off. When they had a higher tax burden, everyone paid taxes, even those under the poverty lines.

The big difference back then was that the rich still knew how to shelter their money so the working poor still paid a higher percentage of their incomes. ****ing idiots, all of them.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: SVPete on January 19, 2016, 07:16:38 PM
Progs' "The way it used to be" = the Jimmy Carter MALadministration.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 19, 2016, 07:30:08 PM
Damn. I thought the Big Guy finally died.   :censored:
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: Big Dog on January 19, 2016, 11:32:58 PM
Damn. I thought the Big Guy finally died.   :censored:

What if... the Big Guy is wrapped in plastic and stuck in the deep freezer, and Marta has been recycling his old DU posts to make it look like he's alive, so she can keep receiving those gummint checks?

How would we tell the difference?
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: Chris_ on January 19, 2016, 11:48:46 PM
Damn. I thought the Big Guy finally died.   :censored:
He's too damn lazy to do something like that.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: franksolich on January 20, 2016, 01:04:16 AM
He's too damn lazy to do something like that.

You know, this is the sort of stuff the big guy needs to be posting, instead of all of the Bernie junk he has been.

He knows his Bernie junk irritates Skins, but supposes himself untouchable because, well, he's Omaha Steve and he's so popular.

He forgets the unhappy fate of Skippy, the NYC_SKP primitive, who was a damned sight more popular than Omaha Steve could ever hope to be.

Some of us remember what happened to the big guy the last time he refused to heed the advice and counsel of franksolich.....
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: SVPete on January 20, 2016, 06:53:17 AM
Damn. I thought the Big Guy finally died.   :censored:

He's too damn lazy to do something like that.

Will OS remember how to get to his own funeral?
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: Big Dog on January 20, 2016, 08:39:34 AM
Will OS remember how to get to his own funeral?

Perhaps a trail of mini-tacos will help.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 20, 2016, 04:28:25 PM
What if... the Big Guy is wrapped in plastic and stuck in the deep freezer, and Marta has been recycling his old DU posts to make it look like he's alive, so she can keep receiving those gummint checks?



Never thought of that, Big Dog. Now that I do, it wouldn't be the first time something like that happened.

I think the Big Guy, who may already be dead and frozen solid, should post a pic of himself holding a newspaper with the date visible on it.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on January 20, 2016, 06:22:15 PM
Big boy is planning an epic exit.  He ain't going anywhere with this level of pandering and BS.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: franksolich on January 20, 2016, 06:42:17 PM
Big boy is planning an epic exit.  He ain't going anywhere with this level of pandering and BS.

Well, he's being rather rude about it.

He promised us a very long time ago that he was terminal, and he hasn't kept that promise.

I think he's toying with us.....and with his fellow primitives.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: obumazombie on January 20, 2016, 06:45:01 PM
Sequel to "Weekend at Bernie's"..."Weekend at The Big Guy's".
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 20, 2016, 07:32:14 PM
Well, he's being rather rude about it.

He promised us a very long time ago that he was terminal, and he hasn't kept that promise.

I think he's toying with us.....and with his fellow primitives.
In a way, aren't we all terminal? (Takes a sip of clamato juice)
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: franksolich on January 20, 2016, 07:39:51 PM
In a way, aren't we all terminal? (Takes a sip of clamato juice)

Yeah, we are.

But this was a pathetic attempt by the big guy to claim he's "special."

He's about as "special" as migraine headaches.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: diesel driver on January 20, 2016, 08:25:34 PM
Yeah, we are.

But this was a pathetic attempt by the big guy to claim he's "special."

He's about as "special" as migraine headaches.

I was thinking  :shortbus: special.

Liberalism IS a mental disease...
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 20, 2016, 10:56:58 PM
Well, he's being rather rude about it.

He promised us a very long time ago that he was terminal, and he hasn't kept that promise.

I think he's toying with us.....and with his fellow primitives.

The Big Guy (who is dying)'s terminality is just getting rolling. Just a year or so in. 

Hell, he still remembers how to log onto the DUmp.

The overwhelming likelihood is that his terminal brain rot was an invention of union doctors and lawyers, to support a lucrative early retirement at the expense of Omaha taxpayers.

Poor stupid Pam Dawson has been advertising her terminal gut rot for something like seven years now, and she still "teaches" full time at a junior prison in Wichita. Her union is limp-wristed in comparison with that of Omaha city workers.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: Airwolf on January 24, 2016, 10:50:52 AM
Never thought of that, Big Dog. Now that I do, it wouldn't be the first time something like that happened.

I think the Big Guy, who may already be dead and frozen solid, should post a pic of himself holding a newspaper with the date visible on it.

If OS is dead and as cold as a frozen cod,how would anyone know the difference?
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 24, 2016, 11:02:46 AM
Sequel to "Weekend at Bernie's"..."Weekend at The Big Guy's".
To totally paraphrase and misquote "Weekend at Bernie's" as well as "Jaws"..

But appropriate for Omaha Steve..

In order to recreate "Weekend at Bernie's'", you would need a bigger boat than Andrew McCarthy & Jonathan Silverman used.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 24, 2016, 12:06:07 PM
To totally paraphrase and misquote "Weekend at Bernie's" as well as "Jaws"..

But appropriate for Omaha Steve..

In order to recreate "Weekend at Bernie's'", you would need a bigger boat than Andrew McCarthy & Jonathan Silverman used.
How about the knockoff orca?
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: Big Dog on January 24, 2016, 12:26:15 PM
If OS is dead and as cold as a frozen cod,how would anyone know the difference?

Marta would know - it's the first stiffy Steve has had in 20 years.
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 24, 2016, 04:02:01 PM
Marta would know - it's the first stiffy Steve has had in 20 years.


 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that made me LOL, Big Dog!!!  H5!
Title: Re: For Omaha Steve.......with respect and appreciation
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 24, 2016, 04:21:16 PM
If you miss the way it used to be:

  • Get a job
  • Eliminate all welfare programs except for temporary emergencies and real disasters
  • Pay for your own health care
  • Eliminate the scam known as "Disability"
  • Eliminate all government agencies except Commerce and Defense
  • De-pussify the Military
  • ROE for all our military enemies: kill them until they are dead

I am sure I left out a few

:hi5:  That would go a very, very long way.