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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on January 19, 2016, 01:32:19 PM
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CoffeeCat (21,348 posts)
I was pushed polled last night in Iowa; Hillary sinks lower than whale poo
So, the phone rings last night (Monday) and a man on the other end says that he has some questions about the Iowa caucuses that will take no more than 2-3 minutes. I tell him to go ahead.
First, he asks if I'll caucus with the Democrats or Republicans, and I reply, "Democratic."
He then says, "I'm going to read you two statements about each candidate, then ask you three questions.
First statement (which was short), "Bernie Sanders claims that he wants to break up the big banks and make Wall Street pay."
The second statement was very long (and I'm paraphrasing), "Bernie Sander's campaign is running on a singular issue, Wall Street. But being President is about more than one issue. Bernie Sanders has no foreign-policy experience and has never met with a world leader. He is incapable of handling the job of President. U.S. government officials have said that when Bernie Sanders has been in meetings where foreign policy was the issue, he was completely unable to grasp the issues; and he was way over his head and was unable to understand foreign policy."
Again, I'm paraphrasing, but that is the gist. A total slaughter of Sanders and also some lies sprinkled in.
I asked the caller if he could tell me who was commissioning this "poll". He said that he was not allowed to give out that information. I told him that this was a push poll and that it wasn't going to work. He then said, "I don't know what a push poll is. I'm just reading the screen."
He asked the three questions, "Who will you caucus for in the Iowa caucuses?" I said, "Sanders."
He then asked if I would ever consider supporting Clinton in the Iowa caucuses. I said, "I would rather be slid down a razor banister into a vat of lemon juice."
He asked me if I viewed Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders favorably or unfavorably. I said that I viewed Sanders favorably and that I view any Hillary presidency as a tragedy and that I would would rather vote for a rotten ham sandwich then vote for Hillary Clinton, because a rotten ham sandwich is not a lying, warmongering personal masseuse for Wall Street psychos.
He was laughing so hard, he could barely talk.
He asked how old I was and I was proud to tell him that I was a middle-aged woman from Iowa who would be caucusing for Bernie.
You know, Hillary...Iowans are not as dumb as you think we are. But nice try.
At least you started off this bouncy with SO.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511030942
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She looks like a stupid bitch. Excuse my french.
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Angela Hagerty is a whack job. Mike did it to himself. But the kids... I feel sorry for them having such a worthless mother.
... says she was playing Sorry! with her kids when the phone rang. "Hello, Angela?" the caller said. "This is Barack Obama." She was stunned.
And because of individuals who are as stupid as she is, decent and civilized Americans have had to live out the real game of Sorry! for going on 8 years now.
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Star Member Agschmid (22,042 posts)
153. It is offensive. And the call was full of lies.
Somebody has there panties in a wad. Apparently this DUmmie does not believe the nice story. :rotf:
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Somebody has there panties in a wad. Apparently this DUmmie does not believe the nice story. :rotf:
Considering that CoffeeC**t has a long history of simply making shit up, I give this exactly zero bongs.
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True story, but I will make it sound like a bouncy.
So, last Saturday I went to watch the Iowa State basketball game and Kansas City Chiefs playoff football game at a friend's house. They still have a landline. The phone rang about 10 times, with all calls coming from out of state.
He and his wife are both registered Republicans, as am I. "Larry" would answer it every time, despite his wife pleading that he shouldn't. Larry would just screw with the push pollsters, predominantly from the East Coast based on the area code. Most apparently were conducting their "research" for Jeb, Rubio, & Christie.
The last two were CLEARLY for Jeb. "Larry" proceeded to just mess with them both. The last one kept pestering him, and Larry just point blank said "Jeb is phony and seems entitled to the office of President".
The pollster started laughing, and said that "Larry, you are correct. Honestly, I'm getting paid by the Bush backers to make these calls. Supplement my income while working my way though college rather than rely on big government. But based on the reaction I received from my calls today, I'm going to start working on the Cruz or Trump campaigns instead."
This was all on speakerphone.
Larry and I went outside to smoke a cigar, and he was laughing so hard he fell in the bushes. Unbeknownst to us, a cop was walking up to the house about a noise complaint.
Absolutely true story, I would not make this up.
(Copyright..Ralph Wiggum, 2016)
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She looks like a stupid bitch. Excuse my french.
Looks as though she has a spare chromosome, at least she has that going for her.
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Sorry, no cops, conversions, applause, or bushes, so no bongs.
Their bouncy tales just keep getting lamer by the day.
Step it up DUmmies, your bouncy tales are as flat as a board.
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Looks as though she has a spare chromosome, at least she has that going for her.
I look at her and then think of the term "push poll" and then :puke:
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Looks as though she has a spare chromosome, at least she has that going for her.
How would you like to be the plastic surgeon who worked on her nose?
"Mrs. Hagerty, there is simply nothing wrong with your nose, structurally or aesthetically. I don't advise any surgery on it. I hate to turn away business, but I can't in good conscience operate on your nose."
"Don't give me your bullshit, Doctor. I told you I want the Karl Malden, and damn it to hell, I WANT THE KARL MALDEN!"
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How would you like to be the plastic surgeon who worked on her nose?
"Mrs. Hagerty, there is simply nothing wrong with your nose, structurally or aesthetically. I don't advise any surgery on it. I hate to turn away business, but I can't in good conscience operate on your nose."
"Don't give me your bullshit, Doctor. I told you I want the Karl Malden, and damn it to hell, I WANT THE KARL MALDEN!"
Karl Malden. Now that was a schnozz.
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Karl Malden. Now that was a schnozz.
The Jayne Mansfield of schnozolas.
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Karl Malden. Now that was a schnozz.
Granted, Malden's schnoz was a winner in the Great Schnoz Race.
But Jimmy Durante's sniffer would run everybody up a tree.
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Karl Malden. Now that was a schnozz.
No kidding. Two people could pick his nose at the same time and never meet. Big nose.