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Title: WE WON THE POWERBALL!!11! Mineralman
Post by: CC27 on January 14, 2016, 04:10:54 PM
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Star Member MineralMan (79,564 posts)

WE WON THE POWERBALL!!11!


My wife and I bought two tickets. One of them was the winner! We couldn't be more excited. Tomorrow, I'm heading down to the lottery place and turning in our ticket. WE WON!

$7.00

We got three numbers. We bet $4.00 and won $7.00! The PowerBall Lottery Rules!

You could have sent that 7 bucks to randy! Rude!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027529749
Title: Re: WE WON THE POWERBALL!!11! Mineralman
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 14, 2016, 04:14:03 PM
You could have sent that 7 bucks to randy! Rude!

I'm sure randy still got "power-balled" last night
Title: Re: WE WON THE POWERBALL!!11! Mineralman
Post by: CC27 on January 14, 2016, 04:17:53 PM
I'm sure randy still got "power-balled" last night

HAHAHA! High five!
Title: Re: WE WON THE POWERBALL!!11! Mineralman
Post by: thundley4 on January 14, 2016, 04:19:35 PM
Hillary and Trump were both asked what they would do if they won the Powerball Lottery.

 Hillary said she would put the money into her campaign.

Donald said he would donate it to veteran's charities.
Title: Re: WE WON THE POWERBALL!!11! Mineralman
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 14, 2016, 04:46:30 PM
I hit it for a whopping 4 bucks.  I only play when it gets up there. Up until now I ain't hit 1 single number. 

Lady asked me if I wanted two more tickets. I took the cash. Now if I only hit like this for like 20 more times I will have broken even!  Whoo-hoo!

Ain't holding my breath.   

Far as I am concerned the government is the biggest mob organization out there.  You could take every mob, gang and what have you, put them all together... and the government still beats them hands down.
Title: Re: WE WON THE POWERBALL!!11! Mineralman
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 14, 2016, 05:10:43 PM
I hit it for a whopping 4 bucks.  I only play when it gets up there. Up until now I ain't hit 1 single number. 

Lady asked me if I wanted two more tickets. I took the cash. Now if I only hit like this for like 20 more times I will have broken even!  Whoo-hoo!

Ain't holding my breath.   

Far as I am concerned the government is the biggest mob organization out there.  You could take every mob, gang and what have you, put them all together... and the government still beats them hands down.

I don't play the lottery. I figure my chances of winning aren't as good as the chance Cindi Crawford will show up at my apartment, naked, with beer, begging me to bed her.
Title: Re: WE WON THE POWERBALL!!11! Mineralman
Post by: BattleHymn on January 14, 2016, 05:13:48 PM
I don't play the lottery. I figure my chances of winning aren't as good as the chance Cindi Crawford will show up at my apartment, naked, with beer, begging me to bed me.

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Title: Re: WE WON THE POWERBALL!!11! Mineralman
Post by: landofconfusion80 on January 14, 2016, 08:05:46 PM
Take that $2 dumped into the lottery every morning, save it up every year ($730) and invest it for 30 years aggressively at 12% and you'd have 214k.