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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: CC27 on January 14, 2016, 02:01:08 PM
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Omaha Steve (59,630 posts)
It said 1-3 week wait
It shipped in just 3 days!
https://www.etsy.com/shop/LightedBernieSigns
LightedBernieSigns
WOW. You all are feeling the BERN. We are overwhelmed by the orders pouring in. Processing time is currently 1-3 weeks. Please be patient with processing times as we catch up and get more supplies and volunteers to fill orders! Processing time is currently 1-3 weeks.
(https://img0.etsystatic.com/138/0/12258764/il_570xN.898136394_hgab.jpg)
Wasting your wife's money again i see.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511007238
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Does Big Steve's city have an ordinance against lighted signs in yards?
The city may be interested in Steve's infraction.
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A piece of cardboard with bulbs taped to it?
:wtf2:
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Trash/recycle bins across the country will be full of Bernie signs by the middle of summer.
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A piece of cardboard with bulbs taped to it?
:wtf2:
That can easily be reconfigured to read 'boobies'.
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Trash/recycle bins across the country will be full of Bernie signs by the middle of summer.
FIFY
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That can easily be reconfigured to read 'boobies'.
I'll buy that for a dollar!
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If I were the big baloney, I'd be cautious.
I know Skins is itching to toss another prominent Bernie bully off Skins's island, and he's waiting for one of them to do something tossworthy.
If I were the big baloney, I'd lay off this Bernie stuff.
If I were the big baloney, I wouldn't dare think for a minute I was so popular I was immune from being mausoleumed. Skippy thought that way, and where did it get him?
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A piece of cardboard with bulbs taped to it?
:wtf2:
Hey hey hey -- no need to talk about his wife that way!
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I'm confused. Does the big guy, who is dying, have 1-3 weeks to wait around? Will the big guy be able to feel the Bern without this electrical tchotchke? Maybe if he told the seller he is dying, he can get one sooner?
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I'm confused. Does the big guy, who is dying, have 1-3 weeks to wait around? Will the big guy be able to feel the Bern without this electrical tchotchke? Maybe if he told the seller he is dying, he can get one sooner?
Actually if they're shipping them out that fast, that suggests the number of orders aren't exactly overwhelming.
A fact that seems to escape the big baloney.
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That can easily be reconfigured to read 'boobies'.
Yesseree
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Actually if they're shipping them out that fast, that suggests the number of orders aren't exactly overwhelming.
A fact that seems to escape the big baloney.
When I visited earlier, it read 534 sold. Now, it reads 544 sold.
The store looks like a two-man operation of two old white guys, which is ironic, considering the signs are supporting another old white guy.
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I'm confused. Does the big guy, who is dying, have 1-3 weeks to wait around? Will the big guy be able to feel the Bern without this electrical tchotchke? Maybe if he told the seller he is dying, he can get one sooner?
Unfortunately the Big Guy, who is dying, will be voting Dem long after his death.
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Unfortunately the Big Guy, who is dying, will be voting Dem long after his death.
At least 6 times per voting cycle.
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At least 6 times per voting cycle.
We have a saying 'round these parts on election day:
Vote early and often!
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We have a saying 'round these parts on election day:
Vote early and often!
My little brother is mayor of a small texas town. His favorite saying when he'd meet people and ask for their vote was to "vote early and often". He won the election by like 92-53. Hey, it's a small town.
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I doubt the primitives are feeling a damned thing.
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Crazy Marta will just rearrange the bulbs to spell "Steve", and use it for his tombstone.
It'll make a great addition to her graveyard website.
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Geez! That thing looks like the sign for a Vegas-casino-wannabe joint in The-Middle-Of-Nowhereville, NV.
Or one of those road-side signs off roads and highways that I saw all over the place in MS and AL in 1983.
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Crazy Marta will just rearrange the bulbs to spell "Steve", and use it for his tombstone.
It'll make a great addition to her graveyard website.
:lmao:
Maybe she will put a flasher bulb on the circuit so that his name blinks like a cheap mini-taco bar sign.
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Manufactured by 8 year-olds?
(http://momluck.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Lite-Brite.jpg)
Yep.
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If I were the big baloney, I'd be cautious.
I know Skins is itching to toss another prominent Bernie bully off Skins's island, and he's waiting for one of them to do something tossworthy.
If I were the big baloney, I'd lay off this Bernie stuff.
If I were the big baloney, I wouldn't dare think for a minute I was so popular I was immune from being mausoleumed. Skippy thought that way, and where did it get him?
Perhaps Skinner will unban Hillary Clinton supporters from 2008?
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A piece of cardboard with bulbs taped to it?
:wtf2:
I was just going to say it looked like cardboard.
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The big baloney hasn't stirred much, if any, excitement among the primitives about this.
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A piece of cardboard with bulbs taped to it?
:wtf2:
Actually, this laughingstock of a post provided an inspiration.
Upon reading it, I googled for images of "lighted tombstone," "electric tombstone," "neon tombstone," "illuminated tombstone," and somesuch, coming up dry. There were images, but not of anything I was thinking about.
I was thinking of a tombstone where the name is outlined in little lights.
Apparently such a thing doesn't exist, and I'm wondering if (a) I was the first person to come up with the idea and (b) it has any potential market demand.
As kitschy as the big baloney is, I could very well see him demanding his wife poor dear Marta get such a thing for his own gravesite.....when he.....finally.....at long last.....terminalizes.
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Actually, this laughingstock of a post provided an inspiration.
Upon reading it, I googled for images of "lighted tombstone," "electric tombstone," "neon tombstone," "illuminated tombstone," and somesuch, coming up dry. There were images, but not of anything I was thinking about.
I was thinking of a tombstone where the name is outlined in little lights.
Apparently such a thing doesn't exist, and I'm wondering if (a) I was the first person to come up with the idea and (b) it has any potential market demand.
As kitschy as the big baloney is, I could very well see him demanding his wife poor dear Marta get such a thing for his own gravesite.....when he.....finally.....at long last.....terminalizes.
It looks like you happened onto that million dollar idea!
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Actually, this laughingstock of a post provided an inspiration.
Upon reading it, I googled for images of "lighted tombstone," "electric tombstone," "neon tombstone," "illuminated tombstone," and somesuch, coming up dry. There were images, but not of anything I was thinking about.
I was thinking of a tombstone where the name is outlined in little lights.
Apparently such a thing doesn't exist, and I'm wondering if (a) I was the first person to come up with the idea and (b) it has any potential market demand.
As kitschy as the big baloney is, I could very well see him demanding his wife poor dear Marta get such a thing for his own gravesite.....when he.....finally.....at long last.....terminalizes.
There's some sort of tombstone LED thing out there. Saw something about it years ago
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Perhaps Skinner will unban Hillary Clinton supporters from 2008?
Being a Prog means never being able to say you were wrong.
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That can easily be reconfigured to read 'boobies'.
One could create a lot of traffic . . . "incidents" with that. :whistling: :fuelfire: O-)
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One could create a lot of traffic . . . "incidents" with that. :whistling: :fuelfire: O-)
The only problem is it would be the Big Guy's boobies that it would be advertising. He looks like he sports ad least a d-cup.
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The only problem is it would be the Big Guy's boobies that it would be advertising. He looks like he sports ad least a d-cup.
Steve will need a manseirre for his funeral suit, or else his moobs will flop up over his neckbeard and cover his face.
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Pretty sure just a few weeks ago they were up in arms about Christmas lights and first world waste. What changed?
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Pretty sure just a few weeks ago they were up in arms about Christmas lights and first world waste. What changed?
H5
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I would like to know how much of the sign is made by union workers and is that plug-in sign UL approved? And after all of the material and liability insurance costs are paid, how much $$$ goes to the Bernsier?
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I would like to know how much of the sign is made by union workers and is that plug-in sign UL approved? And after all of the material and liability insurance costs are paid, how much $$$ goes to the Bernsier?
Let's see ...
Probably none.
UL approval probably could not have been obtained this quickly.
:rotf: Liability insurance? :rotf: Surely you jest! :rotf:
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Let's see ...
Probably none.
UL approval probably could not have been obtained this quickly.
:rotf: Liability insurance? :rotf: Surely you jest! :rotf:
You mean that if one of those yard signs shorts out, catches fire and then the whole porch becomes a flaming inferno, the homeowner will have to suck it up?
No, that can't be. This is Bernies Buddies, the most responsible people oriented folks on the planet.
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http://www.artistwelder.com/signs-with-solar-lights.html
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http://www.artistwelder.com/signs-with-solar-lights.html
Thanks; that's more along the lines of which I was thinking.
But since it's the big baloney, he'd have to have the lights brighter and more colorful so it outshines everything else in the cemetery; it'd have to be garish and kitschy.
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Even though this has drawn nothing but apathy from the primitives, I've been obsessed all day, about this idea of lighted tombstones, wholly inspired by the big baloney's posting of this topic.
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Wasting your wife's money again i see.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/12511007238
Getting a free sign, poking small holes in it and using a string of last seasons christmas lights, or even the 99 cent clearance lights from walmart, is a bit complex for most DUmmies. And way way too complicated for the big guy.
CMD
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Steve will need a manseirre for his funeral suit, or else his moobs will flop up over his neckbeard and cover his face.
covering his face would be an improvement
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Getting a free sign, poking small holes in it and using a string of last seasons christmas lights, or even the 99 cent clearance lights from walmart, is a bit complex for most DUmmies. And way way too complicated for the big guy.
I've been away, but that doesn't mean I've not been thinking.
The big guy has a little granddaughter on whom he dotes a great deal.
However, he's likely to terminalize--if he keeps his promise--too soon for her to have any lasting impression of him.
So a visit to grandpa at the cemetery has got to be made interesting for the little one.
(a) a lighted tombstone, with STEVEN L. DAWES in blinking multi-colored lights, (b) a musical tombstone, churning out the 1890s dance hall tune, "Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-re!," and (c) something like how a cuckoo clock works, little figurines of 1890s dance-hall girls kicking up their heels as they move, conveyor-belt-like, across the arch of the top of the tombstone.
That'd cheer up the little one, and encourage her to visit grandpa at the cemetery more often.
The only problem being money; with the lights alone, that's apparently circa $2500 for the tombstone, and I'm sure the music and action would more than double the cost.
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I've been away, but that doesn't mean I've not been thinking.
Welcome back, Coach.
CMD
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I thought that the big guy was busy consulting to solve Flint Michigan's drinking water problem.
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It would be a hoot if that sign would catch fire later on in the springtime when the grass is dry from from lack of water before the spring rains come. I can imagine the Bellevue police asking OS questions about his cheap ass Chinese made sign burning up half of his neighborhood.