The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BannedFromDU on January 12, 2016, 01:05:53 PM

Title: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 12, 2016, 01:05:53 PM

Which has raised exactly zero dollars in 12 days. He's asking for $50,000, or as he thinks of it, 5.5 Rolexes. (https://www.gofundme.com/mmhema5q)

Interestingly, Randy doesn't reference the GFM in any DU post, nor does it appear in any of the crap on his DU sigfile.

This means that he would like to raise $50,000 in secret, or at least outside the attention of people who derive considerable satisfaction from mocking and ridiculing him.

Nice try, Randolph. Why not pry loose $50K of the money you have tied up in Swiss watches and GFY (fund, ****, whichever)?

Why do you have a GFM for political activism and not one to help the son you claimed is a junkie?

 



Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Skul on January 12, 2016, 01:13:35 PM
I tried to donate 0.00, and it wouldn't let me.  :bawl:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 12, 2016, 01:13:43 PM
Randy is especially unhinged today, which is likely due to one of these three things:

1) He stayed up all night drinking and/or  :stoner:

2) He forgot his meds this am

3) He stayed up all night drinking and/or  :stoner: AND forgot his meds this am

I'm actually starting to wonder if this dude is mole/saboteur.  I just cannot believe he is for real sometimes.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: 67 Rover on January 12, 2016, 01:15:43 PM
I tried to donate 0.00, and it wouldn't let me.  :bawl:

Try -$1.00 .    :rofl:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 12, 2016, 01:19:43 PM
Try -$1.00 .    :rofl:


     This is especially mockworthy because Randy isn't trying to raise money for children, or for a spouse's medical needs, or for any other legitimate reason. He wants $50K to gallivant around the country and whine, pretty much. What a dick.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: 67 Rover on January 12, 2016, 01:24:07 PM

     This is especially mockworthy because Randy isn't trying to raise money for children, or for a spouse's medical needs, or for any other legitimate reason. He wants $50K to gallivant around the country and whine, pretty much. What a dick.

Hmmm that actually sounds very familiar.  Oh yea Andy scam! 

This clown is not very original when it comes to scamming his fellow DUmmies.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 12, 2016, 01:29:57 PM
Hmmm that actually sounds very familiar.  Oh yea Andy scam! 

This clown is not very original when it comes to scamming his fellow DUmmies.

     Mybe he's in the market for a Yachtmaster. This one's 40K, so maybe the other 10K is for another one to wear for when he's hanging arounf "AfAms".


http://www.portero.com/rolex-watches-yacht-master-ii-yellow-gold?gclid=CMiU2fWApcoCFZODaQodsMcBUw

Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 12, 2016, 01:42:32 PM
Dear lurking randy -

I would like to apply for the open "Travel the country and stump for voting rights that already exist" position.  I will pay for my own travel expenses.  I would also like to extend an invitation for you to come to Texas so you can a) conduct the interview, b) stump for voting rights that already exist while you're here in The Lone Star State (probably one of your faves).

Just let me know, I'll send a jet (yes, private!)

Respectfully,

Mav

PS - $50K would fund your venture for maybe 30 days 
 
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Bad Dog on January 12, 2016, 02:07:32 PM
He needs to pimp this on DU.  I'm sure those folks would pony up big time to help Randy in his quest for justice....or not.  On the other hand, it would be pretty boring as they aren't very creative with their excuses.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 12, 2016, 02:10:16 PM
He needs to pimp this on DU.  I'm sure those folks would pony up big time to help Randy in his quest for justice....or not.  On the other hand, it would be pretty boring as they aren't very creative with their excuses.


     This thread has given lurking DUmmies ample opportunity to donate, and it still sits at zero.

      Nevertheless, you're welcome for the traffic, Randy.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Big Dog on January 12, 2016, 02:13:09 PM
     Mybe he's in the market for a Yachtmaster. This one's 40K, so maybe the other 10K is for another one to wear for when he's hanging arounf "AfAms".


http://www.portero.com/rolex-watches-yacht-master-ii-yellow-gold?gclid=CMiU2fWApcoCFZODaQodsMcBUw

I didn't know such a thing existed.

Then again, I have a 10 year old Casio G-Shock that refuses to die. I have never had a watch last this long.

I'd probably break a Yachtmaster the first time I wore it.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: jb2u11 on January 12, 2016, 02:51:22 PM
What a DUmbass..............who in their right mind would send money for that? 
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Carl on January 12, 2016, 03:07:36 PM
You just hit a new low for being stupid and pathetic Randy.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Carl on January 12, 2016, 03:18:26 PM
Quote
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027522344

Response to NCTraveler (Original post)

Tue Jan 12, 2016, 01:07 PM

randys1 (14,699 posts)
2. Good that BLM is focused on voting. GOP has violated the law and put illegal laws on the books, as

we all know.

If said laws are allowed to stand, I question the viability of elections and dont think we should allow any elections until we are certain every single born American who wants to vote, can.

This should include all people with criminal records.

 :mental:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Skul on January 12, 2016, 03:29:51 PM
Try -$1.00 .    :rofl:
It wants a minimum of 5 bucks.  :bawl:
GoFleeceMe is a scam.  :rant:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2016, 03:33:49 PM
liberals believe that minorities are too stupid to be able to get an ID, even though you need one for:
* getting welfare (there goes that argument right there)
* cashing a check
* opening a bank account
* driving a vehicle
* getting on a plane or bus
* buying cigarettes
* buying booze
* buying cold remedies
* buying spray paint
* buying a car
* buying a house
* renting an apartment
* entering a casino
* buying or picking up a gun
* picking up a prescription

So the liberals would have us think that there is a huge population of homeless, welfareless, non-smoking, non-drinking people who travel exclusively by foot who also want to vote.

Oh, and these same people are too stupid to get a free ID which is available in every place that ID is required for voting.

The arrogant patronization is breathtaking.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: franksolich on January 12, 2016, 03:37:30 PM
So the liberals would have us think that there is a huge population of homeless, welfareless, non-smoking, non-drinking people who travel exclusively by foot who also want to vote.

Oh, and these same people are too stupid to get a free ID which is available in every place that ID is required for voting.

The arrogant patronization is breathtaking.

Oh, but you and I know what's really going on here.

Democrats, liberals, and primitives want to make tampering with ballots easier, by having no accountability.

That's all it is, nothing more.  They just want to make tampering easier.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 12, 2016, 03:43:07 PM
Oh, but you and I know what's really going on here.

Democrats, liberals, and primitives want to make tampering with ballots easier, by having no accountability.

That's all it is, nothing more.  They just want to make tampering easier.


     Point of order here: Randy Shaw just wants $50,000. He has no plan nearly as grand as the above.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: freedumb2003b on January 12, 2016, 03:46:40 PM
Oh, but you and I know what's really going on here.

Democrats, liberals, and primitives want to make tampering with ballots easier, by having no accountability.

That's all it is, nothing more.  They just want to make tampering easier.

I know but what amazes me is the people they are insulting and patronizing are fully on board.  But that is true for all liberals -- their feeling of superiority on helping the lesser/lower people out there.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 12, 2016, 03:55:17 PM
I'm actually starting to wonder if this dude is mole/saboteur.  I just cannot believe he is for real sometimes.

The human mind is capable of some extraordinary feats of derp.  Even then, he pushes the envelope.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BattleHymn on January 12, 2016, 04:27:56 PM

     Point of order here: Randy Shaw just wants $50,000. He has no plan nearly as grand as the above.

Exactly.  What exactly does my $50,000 get me? 

Your money would be better spent giving to Big Bertha or stewert.  And that's not saying much.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 12, 2016, 06:43:41 PM
Exactly.  What exactly does my $50,000 get me? 

Your money would be better spent giving to Big Bertha or stewert.  And that's not saying much.

Actually, your money would be better spent contributing to PGR..:whistling:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Rebel on January 12, 2016, 07:17:37 PM
https://www.facebook.com/randy.shaw.927
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: franksolich on January 12, 2016, 08:12:20 PM
Aw, come on now, primitives.

Don't miss this opportunity to

(http://i1100.photobucket.com/albums/g419/Eferrari/atmanmcgrath/comeon_zpsgkaueyhd.jpg) (http://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Eferrari/media/atmanmcgrath/comeon_zpsgkaueyhd.jpg.html)
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 12, 2016, 08:59:53 PM
It wants a minimum of 5 bucks.  :bawl:
GoFleeceMe is a scam.  :rant:


Stupid people and their money are soon parted.  The fact that dumbass can't get 1 hit in 12 days speaks volumes.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Mr Mannn on January 12, 2016, 10:55:26 PM
what would happen if he gets his $50K?

He buys that fancy travel trailer he's been wanting. He takes a two week vacation in NC, speaks to a few people, takes pictures of him holding signs, and claims victory.

Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Chris_ on January 12, 2016, 11:37:21 PM
what would happen if he gets his $50K?
There's nothing quite like subsidizing your lifestyle from DUmmy Dollars.  I imagine it's quite lucrative if you can tap into a rich vein of idiots.

#RipAndy
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 13, 2016, 12:01:18 AM
what would happen if he gets his $50K?

He buys that fancy travel trailer he's been wanting. He takes a two week vacation in NC, speaks to a few people, takes pictures of him holding signs, and claims victory.


     Sounds a little like the time Pitt went down the the ditch in Texas.

     
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Chris_ on January 13, 2016, 12:23:13 AM
Even if DUmmyTopia funded his entire $50k wet dream, he'd be broke in a year and back to begging.

People don't buy watches like they used to.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: obumazombie on January 13, 2016, 01:06:39 PM
There's nothing quite like subsidizing your lifestyle from DUmmy Dollars.  I imagine it's quite lucrative if you can tap into a rich vein of idiots.

#RipAndy


I am currently watching "Going Clear"
Subtitle..."Scientology And The Prison Of Belief"
2015 expose by HBO

The expose examines the "Church" of scientology and it's founding member L. Ron Hubbard.
Included are interviews with former members including filmmaker Paul Haggis who discuss their reasons for leaving the "Church".
The documentary is based on the book by Lawrence Wright "Going Clear: Scientology, Hollywood, and the Prison of Belief".


It features an interview with John Travolta who is able to exclaim some very ironic emotions.

That reminds me of the time I was accused of breaking into John's Cessna Citation.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 13, 2016, 02:27:30 PM

     Hey, Randy. Check this out: https://www.gofundme.com/cip3vw.

     That's colescountydem's GFM, and he has raised $6,734.

     AND HE IS A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE.

     You may already be aware that you haven't raised even one thin dime, while a PEDOPHILE not only has raised $6,734 more than you, but he's superior to you on DU, as well.

     A PEDOPHILE, Randy.


      :lmao:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: CC27 on January 13, 2016, 03:21:15 PM
     Hey, Randy. Check this out: https://www.gofundme.com/cip3vw.

     That's colescountydem's GFM, and he has raised $6,734.

     AND HE IS A CONVICTED PEDOPHILE.

     You may already be aware that you haven't raised even one thin dime, while a PEDOPHILE not only has raised $6,734 more than you, but he's superior to you on DU, as well.

     A PEDOPHILE, Randy.


      :lmao:

Why did i click that link? I don't feel good after looking at that picture.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 13, 2016, 03:26:12 PM
Why did i click that link? I don't feel good after looking at that picture.

     Just remember: he's a mod on DU.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: CC27 on January 13, 2016, 03:36:50 PM
     Just remember: he's a mod on DU.

I just want to punch that creepy SOB after looking at him.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: franksolich on January 13, 2016, 04:04:52 PM
I just want to punch that creepy SOB after looking at him.

The fund-raiser's been going on for 17 months now, and if one scrolls through the list of donors, one finds the big baloney and his wife poor dear Marta have contributed several times, usually twenty-five bucks a shot.  In fact, it appears to be a "monthly pledge" sort of thing.

I'm loathe to criticize those who honestly believe they're helping others in need, but I can think of far worthier causes than this, that the big baloney should consider.

One also needs to remember that while it's the big baloney who "gave" the money, it was poor dear Marta who actually provided it for him to give away.  And so whenever the big baloney bombastically announces yet another charitable contribution, it's poor dear Marta, not he, who's the one deserving of thanks.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: CC27 on January 13, 2016, 04:25:03 PM
The fund-raiser's been going on for 17 months now, and if one scrolls through the list of donors, one finds the big baloney and his wife poor dear Marta have contributed several times, usually twenty-five bucks a shot.  In fact, it appears to be a "monthly pledge" sort of thing.

I'm loathe to criticize those who honestly believe they're helping others in need, but I can think of far worthier causes than this, that the big baloney should consider.

One also needs to remember that while it's the big baloney who "gave" the money, it was poor dear Marta who actually provided it for him to give away.  And so whenever the big baloney bombastically announces yet another charitable contribution, it's poor dear Marta, not he, who's the one deserving of thanks.

what did the colecounty perv do to get on the sex offender list? I do not recall the story.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: franksolich on January 13, 2016, 04:32:27 PM
what did the colecounty perv do to get on the sex offender list? I do not recall the story.

I no longer remember--the memory tends to get bad on unsavory things--but I think the cops caught him with 115gb of boy porn on his personal computer.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: CC27 on January 13, 2016, 04:37:45 PM
I no longer remember--the memory tends to get bad on unsavory things--but I think the cops caught him with 115gb of boy porn on his personal computer.


This is why i want to punch him.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 13, 2016, 04:40:07 PM

This is why i want to punch him harder than I want to punch all the other DUmmies.



     FIFY
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: CC27 on January 13, 2016, 04:40:56 PM

     FIFY

Thank you. High five!
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 13, 2016, 06:40:08 PM
I no longer remember--the memory tends to get bad on unsavory things--but I think the cops caught him with 115gb of boy porn on his personal computer.

Which is a badge of honor to the DUmp.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BattleHymn on January 13, 2016, 07:41:30 PM
I no longer remember--the memory tends to get bad on unsavory things--but I think the cops caught him with 115gb of boy porn on his personal computer.

http://herald-review.com/news/local/charleston-man-pleads-guilty-to-child-porn/article_7f7cfb00-e693-11e1-bca8-001a4bcf887a.html


Quote
The investigation began after Charleston police received an anonymous letter that claimed Lewis had been luring young men and boys to his home to get them to do “sexual favors,” according to the records

It was frank in the lounge with the candlestick.

Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 13, 2016, 11:10:32 PM
It was frank in the lounge with the candlestick.

 :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 14, 2016, 07:50:20 AM
Which is a badge of honor to the DUmp.

And that should tell you all you need to know about the DUmp.

H5, BTW.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 15, 2016, 01:43:27 PM


     Still $0 collected by Randy Shaw.

     Yet a pedophile is a mod and collects thousands.

      :lmao:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: obumazombie on January 15, 2016, 04:28:01 PM
And that should tell you all you need to know about the DUmp.

H5, BTW.

For libs, sexual assault of any gender by any gender is certainly a resume enhancer.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on January 19, 2016, 02:08:34 PM
Day 19 of Randy's quest to get 50K to "investigate" voter fraud (which the left tells us does not happen, ever) and he is up to.......$0.00.   :lmao:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: GOBUCKS on January 21, 2016, 12:14:38 AM
Crazy Randy should be careful.

The last guy who begged for money to run a bogus "fair election" campaign was a redheaded sodomite.

He got whacked by coach.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 21, 2016, 12:47:00 AM
Crazy Randy should be careful.

The last guy who begged for money to run a bogus "fair election" campaign was a redheaded sodomite.

He got whacked by coach.


     Since Randy wasn't around for that, I think you should manage his expectations by defining "whacked." Randy may be unduly excited right now.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on March 10, 2016, 11:52:55 AM
Day 69 of Randy's quest to get 50K to "investigate" voter fraud (which the left tells us does not happen, ever) and he is up to.......$0.00.

When does GoFundMe take down pages that received "0" dollars? Won't they assume the site is no longer active after a while and just archive/delete it?
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 10, 2016, 11:54:25 AM
Day 69 of Randy's quest to get 50K to "investigate" voter fraud (which the left tells us does not happen, ever) and he is up to.......$0.00.

When does GoFundMe take down pages that received "0" dollars? Won't they assume the site is no longer active after a while and just archive/delete it?

     They probably keep his up for laughs.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: Karin on March 11, 2016, 02:21:35 PM
Hasn't he made a fortune in the insurance game, along with his Rolex business?  The DUmmies really should call him out on that, a wealthy guy begging for donations, which could go to a worthier cause.  Them, for example, with their overdue rent and shut-off electricity.  They don't seem to like him anyway. 

Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BannedFromDU on March 11, 2016, 02:25:54 PM
Hasn't he made a fortune in the insurance game, along with his Rolex business?  The DUmmies really should call him out on that, a wealthy guy begging for donations, which could go to a worthier cause.  Them, for example, with their overdue rent and shut-off electricity.  They don't seem to like him anyway.

     Rolexes are his hobby, not a business, which actually tells you that he's rich enough to buy and sell them for his own pleasure. To sell Rolexes, he'd have to be an AD (Authorized Dealer), not an AD (Absolute Dickhead).
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: obumazombie on April 07, 2016, 06:28:19 PM
Not to bring Dave Ramsey into it but he says debt is 80% behavior (immature) and 20% knowledge.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 07, 2016, 08:26:00 PM
Day 69 of Randy's quest to get 50K to "investigate" voter fraud (which the left tells us does not happen, ever) and he is up to.......$0.00.

When does GoFundMe take down pages that received "0" dollars? Won't they assume the site is no longer active after a while and just archive/delete it?

(http://lazysundaymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/SNL_0006_10_Update_The_Death_of_Franco.png)
"This just in: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead"
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 07, 2016, 08:27:57 PM
     Rolexes are his hobby, not a business, which actually tells you that he's rich enough to buy and sell them for his own pleasure. To sell Rolexes, he'd have to be an AD (Authorized Dealer), not an AD (Absolute Dickhead).

Wasn't he the one that posted the proceeds of a town meeting where his retirement at around 50K/year was approved?  Or do I have him confused with another freeloader?
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on April 07, 2016, 10:10:16 PM
I tried to donate 0.00, and it wouldn't let me.  :bawl:

 :-)
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: BlueStateSaint on April 08, 2016, 07:35:52 AM
I tried to donate 0.00, and it wouldn't let me.  :bawl:

Try 0.01 . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: freedumb2003b on April 08, 2016, 07:59:59 AM
Try 0.01 . . . :whistling:

I have tried the in the past -- +$1.00 is the minimum.
Title: Re: Randy has a gofundme page
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on April 08, 2016, 02:00:56 PM
I have tried the in the past -- +$1.00 is the minimum.

"Any amount will help" is another (D)Ummie lie.

 :-)

CMD