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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Carl on December 29, 2015, 09:06:40 AM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027481867
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 10:03 AM
demtenjeep (22,647 posts)
it is slick out there in my corner of the world
thermostat went out on jeep-took over an hour to scrape ice yesterday. Took it to mechanic a block away from my new home this morning. Should be done by this afternoon.
Decided to walk home. No biggie right. People in New York walk in this cold all the time.
Stadium coat Check
Hoodie Check
Scarf Check
Boots with thick socks Check
All was well, took less than 8 minutes to get to my corner
Streets are cleared well.
Step up on my curb which is brick paver. Boom hands go out, feet go up and bam. Butt hits first then head.
Did you know brick is very slick even when it looks cleared off?
looked around no one saw thank god. Get to my building and get in elevator...no keys. So walk the same route and found the keys on the ground where I fell. Thank God they were there.
How long before we get tales of her being injured and suing the municipality?
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That's a heck of a lot of words just to brag to the other DUmmies that she has a new home.
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So... goldbrick Pam slipped on the red brick, and smacked both ass and head. What does that say about the proximity of those two body parts?
Pam and her pet slug husband moved to a dee-luxe apartment in the sky, in Wichita's Old Town district. They are surrounded by upscale eateries, coffee houses, bars, and no less than two cigar lounges -both of which I enjoy when I am in Wichita. Oh, the memories!
I'll have to watch for Pam the next time I am sitting out on Mort's patio with a bourbon and cigar.
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looked around no one saw thank god.
Which is why you decided to post on DU that it happened, right?
FN DUmmies.
CMD
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Response to demtenjeep (Original post)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 12:02 PM
demtenjeep (22,653 posts)
6. I'm sure there is no concussion. My head isn't even sore where I hit it. I do have a catch in my
back.
I need to go to the Chiropractor anyway.
I'll just know in the future that brick is very slick even if it looks cleaned off.
probably slick in the rain as well.
Annnnnnnnd we`re off!
Response to demtenjeep (Original post)
Tue Dec 29, 2015, 04:02 PM
demtenjeep (22,653 posts)
7. well heck. When it rains it pours...it isn't a thermostat issue it is a water pump
and we may be vehicle less until tomorrow
Sure,that is why your defroster didn`t work. ::)
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Why is she talking about people in New York walking outside in the cold? I thought she was in Kansas?
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Why is she talking about people in New York walking outside in the cold? I thought she was in Kansas?
She and her husband George recently moved on up to a deeeluxe apartment in the sky. In BFE Missouri or Kansas or wherever. Any day now we will hear about the sassy black maid she hired.
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She and her husband George recently moved on up to a deeeluxe apartment in the sky. In BFE Missouri or Kansas or wherever. Any day now we will hear about the sassy black maid she hired.
She is going to call tom Willis a honky?
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She is going to call tom Willis a honky?
I think randys1 gets to play George Jefferson this time around.
Which means Lionel has a monkey on his back.
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I think randys1 gets to play George Jefferson this time around.
Which means Lionel has a monkey on his back.
Randys1 reminds of me Arnold for different strokes. No pun intended. :-)
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Randys1 reminds of me Arnold for different strokes. No pun intended. :-)
He reminds me of THIS guy from Diffrent Strokes:
(http://whatelseison.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image.jpg)
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He reminds me of THIS guy from Diffrent Strokes:
(http://whatelseison.tv/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/image.jpg)
LMAO! High five!
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That's a heck of a lot of words just to brag to the other DUmmies that she has a new home.
DUmmie logic: Never use five words for a story when five hundred will do. :whistling:
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She is Slick as Brick ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbvlWw-qQSc
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She she hit her head and her backside? Good thing they are both well padded.