The best Christmas present a primitive could get is to take heed of any advice from coach franksolich.
but not only do they not listen, they are defiant, obstinate, and resentful.
My Christmas wish for them this year is that, beginning with the defrocked warped primitive, she with a face like Hindenberg's, the primitives go out and step in front of a big old semi-truck roaring down the highway.
The best Christmas present a primitive could get is to take heed of any advice from coach franksolich.
but not only do they not listen, they are defiant, obstinate, and resentful.
With all due respect to coach, I think this is a bad idea.
Semis can swerve and possibly slow down in time.
I would suggest a freight train instead.
The best Christmas present a primitive could get is to take heed of any advice from coach franksolich.
but not only do they not listen, they are defiant, obstinate, and resentful.
With all due respect to coach, I think this is a bad idea.
Semis can swerve and possibly slow down in time.
I would suggest a freight train instead.
You do have a point. :thatsright:
Aha. I think I'm on to something.
<<<been thinking like a primitive most of the afternoon, while writing the "Willie" award.
What do you guys up over there in Albany do with your blonds and blondes?
If that food court were in the Sandhills of Nebraska, it'd most likely be two-thirds to three-quarters yellow-haired.
The primitive inside of franksolich is curious.....and paranoid. Perhaps you're silently genociding them, or something? Maybe selective abortion, even?
For the record, in case one doesn't know, franksolich boasts dark brown hair.
My paternal grandpa was from Sweden, but my dad, aunts and uncles all had dark hair. All of my cousins on that side had dark hair as did most of their kids. However, their grandkids are another story. Most of them are all blonde or very light brown. It's almost like the blonde gene skips a few generations.
That's possible, that the blond gene skips here and there.
In my family, only my mother, a sister, and I had brown hair; all the other five were blond or blonde.
But anyway, why this is of concern to me is this: in or around Albany is, essentially, a blue area, populated by Democrats, liberals, and primitives.
And Democrats, liberals, and primitives have a "thing" about people with yellow hair; because they remind them of the sorry existence of Hitler and the German socialists of yore, and so tend to think that blonds and blondes are racial superioritists, "Nordics," and would like to extirpate them from the human race.
It's odd, though, how only ugly people don't like blonds and blondes.
Just as black skin is undesirable to Democrats, liberals, and primitives, I'm wondering if yellow hair is equally undesirable, and being aborted out of existence in blue areas.
I think the blonde gene is recessive is the main cause. IIRC, scientists think redheads and blondes both will disappear eventually.
I think the blonde gene is recessive is the main cause. IIRC, scientists think redheads and blondes both will disappear eventually.
That's possible, that the blond gene skips here and there.
In my family, only my mother, a sister, and I had brown hair; all the other five were blond or blonde.
But anyway, why this is of concern to me is this: in or around Albany is, essentially, a blue area, populated by Democrats, liberals, and primitives.
And Democrats, liberals, and primitives have a "thing" about people with yellow hair; because they remind them of the sorry existence of Hitler and the German socialists of yore, and so tend to think that blonds and blondes are racial superioritists, "Nordics," and would like to extirpate them from the human race.
It's odd, though, how only ugly people don't like blonds and blondes.
Just as black skin is undesirable to Democrats, liberals, and primitives, I'm wondering if yellow hair is equally undesirable, and being aborted out of existence in blue areas.
I'd have to go back and work out a Punnett square, but IIRC, light hair is a recessive trait. My wife's hair is a dark shade of blonde, yet it's still blonde. The Heiress is a brunette (and may God Himself help the guy who gets her!). It would seem to me that women like having blonde hair; at least it seems that way, judging from the amount of formerly-brunette women I see around here.
Getting back to light hair being the recessive trait, I seem to remember hearing that there's seven sets of genes that determine hair color.
And for the record, I like blondes--it's just my personal preference. If my wife wanted to go brunette, that would be fine with me. :-)
Of course, franksolich really knows it happens because most of the population of Nebraska is derived from northern and far-northern Europe, which tend to produce blonds and blondes, while the population of New York is much more diverse, and hence more likely to have other colors of hair than we do here.
Also, very few of the Italianate ever came and settled in Nebraska, so there's that.
But a primitive of course would think it's a conspiracy of some sort.
I forgot. But its a wintry day after Christmas, and I haven't had my coffee yet.
The fourth way I'm mocking the primitives is by insisting the absence of blonds and blondes is a conspiracy plotted by malevolent forces for reasons at present unknown.
There should be blonds and blondes there. Why aren't there?
That they aren't there simply because of random chance or accident, well, nothing happens without some controlling genius and force behind it.
^^^now, if that's not an Atman attitude, I don't know what is.
Of course, franksolich really knows it happens because most of the population of Nebraska is derived from northern and far-northern Europe, which tend to produce blonds and blondes, while the population of New York is much more diverse, and hence more likely to have other colors of hair than we do here.
Also, very few of the Italianate ever came and settled in Nebraska, so there's that.
But a primitive of course would think it's a conspiracy of some sort.
I think the blonde gene is recessive is the main cause. IIRC, scientists think redheads and blondes both will disappear eventually.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I had better stock up!
New York has the most Italians in America. Most Italians immigrants were from Southern Italy, like Naples and Sicily. Nebraska is mainly German.
I suspect that "to eventually disappear" means like in about sixty million years or something.
Cédric Giraud 1 month ago
A Romanian guy presenting in English a German song, sung by 10000 Japanese people on a French TV.
I just want someone to tell me about the recessive hair color gene that causes most young blondes to have dark roots.
The winner was a runaway, and it's been an honor and a delight to write the award.