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Title: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: CC27 on December 21, 2015, 10:29:52 AM
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liberalnarb (496 posts)

Its Just Been One Of Those Days.


I have a friend ("friend" is a bit of a stretch after what happened today.) Who supports donald Chump. He always wants to talk about politics. I don't want to talk to him about it anymore because it always ends with me pulling my hair out.  . Today was much worse. He started making personal attacks. Typical angry wingnut type of attacks. "You're a *****, You're too scared to offend people." That type of BS. I began to grow extremely angry and started to dish it back. Then randomly he tells me "I'm going ask you a question, and if you say yes then I'll never talk to you again." Nice way to set up a question huh. Well guess what the question was. Yep, "Do you support Black Lives Matter." I said yes and he laughed in my face, he told me what I say is "Fun to laugh at." He turned to walk away and as angry as I was, I was not finished. I touched his shoulder to get him to turn around and guess what he did. He turned around swinging and actually punched me in the throat. He left me sitting in the room alone, stunned. I got a first hand experience with violent tRump supporters.


Cool story DUmmie. You are fun to laugh at! We do it at the Cave daily.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027464724
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Chris_ on December 21, 2015, 10:39:14 AM
Day's not over yet.  There's still time to make up another story.
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on December 21, 2015, 10:47:45 AM
That one was painful to read.

Poor bouncy, DUmbshit.
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: 67 Rover on December 21, 2015, 10:57:41 AM
Uhggg.  They are just phoning it in now, no effort at all.  ::)
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Duke Nukum on December 21, 2015, 11:00:20 AM
This is why the early bouncies always had a cop hiding in the bushes.
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 21, 2015, 12:31:37 PM
This is why the early bouncies always had a cop hiding in the bushes.

Where is the throng of people supporting the DUmmie?  There should have been a bunch of people supporting the DUmmie!  Applauding and then running down the miscreant?   Where are the cops?  Where does the offender slink off after acknowledging being bested? There should be cops and bushes!  And applause!  And contrition!!!!

This isn't a Bouncy It is a Flatsy!!!    I want my story elements!  I want my narrative!  What happened to bouncies????  AAAUUUGGGHHH!!

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/571385990255931394/ECet3WGk.jpeg)
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Karin on December 21, 2015, 12:40:57 PM
He blatantly stole from the Cave for his stupid story.  How many times have we said, "I'd like to throat punch that DUmmie?"  I know I have. 

I rowed over to see if anyone asked him if he was pressing assault and battery charges.  One DUmmie did ask, although he called it "preferring" charges.  The storyteller said he didn't want to get him in legal trouble.  The throat puncher was ex-military as well, for an added embellishment. 
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: fatboy on December 21, 2015, 12:54:51 PM
zilch in the way of bongs < :stoner:
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on December 21, 2015, 01:04:16 PM
It's more likely that this DUmmy would catch a **** punch, than a throat pinch.
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: zeitgeist on December 21, 2015, 04:19:14 PM
I have to go with my peers on this.  Zero or negative one bong. Quality people, we want quality bouncies.  If you can't do it right please don't do it at all.   :rotf:

Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 21, 2015, 04:21:42 PM
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liberalnarb (496 posts)

Its Just Been One Of Those Days.


I have a friend ("friend" is a bit of a stretch after what happened today.) Who supports donald Chump. He always wants to talk about politics. I don't want to talk to him about it anymore because it always ends with me pulling my hair out.  . Today was much worse. He started making personal attacks. Typical angry wingnut type of attacks. "You're a *****, You're too scared to offend people." That type of BS. I began to grow extremely angry and started to dish it back. Then randomly he tells me "I'm going ask you a question, and if you say yes then I'll never talk to you again." Nice way to set up a question huh. Well guess what the question was. Yep, "Do you support Black Lives Matter." I said yes and he laughed in my face, he told me what I say is "Fun to laugh at." He turned to walk away and as angry as I was, I was not finished. I touched his shoulder to get him to turn around and guess what he did. He turned around swinging and actually punched me in the throat. He left me sitting in the room alone, stunned. I got a first hand experience with violent tRump supporters.

I would like to buy your imaginary friend a  :cheersmate: .
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on December 21, 2015, 04:26:53 PM
Where is the throng of people supporting the DUmmie?  There should have been a bunch of people supporting the DUmmie!  Applauding and then running down the miscreant?   Where are the cops?  Where does the offender slink off after acknowledging being bested? There should be cops and bushes!  And applause!  And contrition!!!!

This isn't a Bouncy It is a Flatsy!!!    I want my story elements!  I want my narrative!  What happened to bouncies????  AAAUUUGGGHHH!!

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/571385990255931394/ECet3WGk.jpeg)

They're betting a little ...testy, these days.

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/4848221/angry-mob-o.gif)
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on December 22, 2015, 04:59:20 PM
Holy cow. We write better DU bouncies than the people at DU.

They need tips and hints. Maybe they could come here to learn how to do it.

Franksolich could tell each one joining they have to pay $5 each for the lessons (and a condition is they give up their DU screen-name), and I , as his manager, and evil capitalist, would only collect 80% on the proceeds (since it was my idea).

Good idea, amiright?
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: obumazombie on December 22, 2015, 05:03:13 PM
Holy cow. We write better DU bouncies than the people at DU.

They need tips and hints. Maybe they could come here to learn how to do it.

Franksolich could tell each one joining they have to pay $5 each for the lessons (and a condition is they give up their DU screen-name), and I , as his manager, and evil capitalist, would only collect 80% on the proceeds (since it was my idea).

Good idea, amiright?


Beauty.


I started ready the ostensible bouncy. I couldn't get past..."I have a friend".
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Big Dog on December 22, 2015, 11:40:04 PM
Holy cow. We write better DU bouncies than the people at DU.

They need tips and hints. Maybe they could come here to learn how to do it.

Franksolich could tell each one joining they have to pay $5 each for the lessons (and a condition is they give up their DU screen-name), and I , as his manager, and evil capitalist, would only collect 80% on the proceeds (since it was my idea).

Good idea, amiright?

I tried writing bouncies, but I couldn't get past "Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought it would happen to me..."

I guess I just don't have the knack.
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: miskie on December 23, 2015, 05:55:44 AM
I am undecided if this bouncy is heavily edited truth, or fabricated from whole cloth. I can picture a scenario where the dummy is the instigator, where he gets in his friend's face,  screaming, yelling,  threatening. .. to the point where his friend delivered a throat punch to shut him up.
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Linda on December 23, 2015, 06:12:23 AM

I think miskie's explanation of how the story went is the closest to the truth.
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on December 23, 2015, 10:31:53 AM
Holy cow. We write better DU bouncies than the people at DU.

They need tips and hints. Maybe they could come here to learn how to do it.

Franksolich could tell each one joining they have to pay $5 each for the lessons (and a condition is they give up their DU screen-name), and I , as his manager, and evil capitalist, would only collect 80% on the proceeds (since it was my idea).

Good idea, amiright?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bouncy+Ball+tale
Title: Re: Its Just Been One Of Those Days. A bouncy
Post by: Skul on December 23, 2015, 11:10:14 AM
Didn't throat punch him hard enough. Punched him only once.
 I'm thinking bouncy because of those two.