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Title: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BattleHymn on December 14, 2015, 08:36:16 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018822428

I think we all know what the obvious answer is to this question- same as the number of abortions administered in the next nine months:

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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:13 PM
Star Member Baitball Blogger (22,145 posts)

I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?

Just say'n.

Yeah.  Me too.

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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:20 PM
Star Member TexasTowelie (22,176 posts)
1. !

 

Not in my home. I suspect that we will be able to count the number on one hand.

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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:22 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (117,605 posts)
2. NONE at my house, fer crissakes!

I had all the baby-making equipment taken out YEARS ago!

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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:22 PM
Manifestor_of_Light (19,987 posts)
3. In my house,

that would be the thumb and forefinger joined together. As in "zero".

My ovaries shriveled up a long time ago.

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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 07:24 PM
Star Member Contrary1 (12,008 posts)
7. Me too, here.

My doctor used those exact words "shriveled up". 

I told him to work on coming up with a better way to describe the situation.

Oh, how about "O-L-D".  You primitives are all mostly O-L-D.

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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 07:59 PM
Manifestor_of_Light (19,987 posts)
9. But the fun parts still work!!

Don't need the baby carriage anymore.

Or at all, really.  Just pop into the PP and have that tissue removed!

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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 07:34 PM
Star Member trof (46,988 posts)
8. I'm planning on getting preggers.

Just to commemorate the occasion.

Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: franksolich on December 14, 2015, 08:39:42 PM
Gaaaaa.

The thought of primitives doing that while Skins's island was being remodeled never even occurred to me, and I'm glad it didn't.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BattleHymn on December 14, 2015, 08:48:05 PM
Gaaaaa.

The thought of primitives doing that while Skins's island was being remodeled never even occurred to me, and I'm glad it didn't.

Well, the thread is pretty telling on what actually happened.

The fat primitives were too fat to physically copulate.

The young primitives, the few there are, were too stoned to do it.

The old primitives may have actually done it, but fortunately for us instead of babies possibly coming out of their womb it's just dry old ghosts instead.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Skul on December 14, 2015, 08:59:47 PM
I've got news for ďear calpig....um, a dildo would wilt in your presence.
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I suspect that we will be able to count the number on in one hand.
 
Y'all can stop right there Towelie. The details of ýour sex life is not our concern.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: FlaGator on December 14, 2015, 09:03:14 PM
I'm putting my money on zero. Most of them do not mate with the opposite sex or with other humans.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BattleHymn on December 14, 2015, 09:09:57 PM
I've got news for ďear calpig....um, a dildo would wilt in your presence. 

There are times when even frank won't take one for the team. 
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: jb2u11 on December 14, 2015, 09:43:02 PM
Since most in the DUmp are too old, too fat, too ugly, homosexual, or single living in mom's basement I doubt any kids were concieved during the shutdown.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BattleHymn on December 14, 2015, 09:46:29 PM
Since most in the DUmp are too old, too fat, too ugly, homosexual, or single living in mom's basement I doubt any kids were concieved during the shutdown.

What about handbabies? 
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: tuolumnejim on December 14, 2015, 09:48:19 PM
A better question would be how many dope dispensaries were ripped off?  :stoner:
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Mr Mannn on December 14, 2015, 09:54:40 PM
Maybe the anti-Christ will spring from a DU tryst...but nothing good like a baby.
remember this is DU. babies don't fare so well in that place
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: jb2u11 on December 14, 2015, 10:13:10 PM
What about handbabies?

I would bet the number of them didn't change.........I suspect that's pretty much a 2 or 3 times a night ritual for most of them regardless.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 14, 2015, 10:46:56 PM
Ewwwwwww.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: SVPete on December 14, 2015, 10:54:22 PM
Between so many being aged - some of them make me feel young - and so many others being averse to or incapable of (insert gay and STD jokes here) the kind of pairing necessary for baby making, probably few if any. They won't be enriching Planned Parenthood.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Big Dog on December 14, 2015, 11:01:36 PM
Of the females on Skins' Island, I vote for fizzy as most likely to get pregnant by a random homeless guy, given her habit of getting stoned and passing out on the lawn...



...or at least I would have voted that way prior to her alcohol-and-gut-bomb related weight gain. Now, that random homeless guy would have to roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2015, 12:08:16 AM
Pro tip: buggering underage boys does not result in pregnancy.

#ColesCountyDem
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Chris_ on December 15, 2015, 01:03:24 AM
I forgot DUmmie mike_c... he may not participate in those kinds of activities but he surely does approve of them.

If you're under the age of 12, please avoid Democraticunderground.com at all cost.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: txradioguy on December 15, 2015, 03:07:48 AM
I figured with it being DU...they'd be more interested in the number of abortions rather than the number of pregnancies.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on December 15, 2015, 05:02:02 AM
I figured with it being DU...they'd be more interested in the number of abortions rather than the number of pregnancies.

As long as the ratio is 1:1, they're happy.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: diesel driver on December 15, 2015, 05:08:22 AM
As long as the ratio is 1:1, they're happy.

If the abortee is a minority, anything above 1.1:1 would make them ecstatic.
 
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BannedFromDU on December 15, 2015, 09:58:34 AM
Pro tip: buggering underage boys does not result in pregnancy.

#ColesCountyDem


     Yup...I was always told that same-sex sexual congress cannot result in actual human babies.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: hillneck on December 15, 2015, 10:32:48 AM
Now there's a subject no amount of mind bleach can dissolve.  The DUmmies bumping and grinding.     :puke:
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Revolution on December 15, 2015, 11:08:09 AM
Now there's a subject no amount of mind bleach can dissolve.  The DUmmies bumping and grinding.     :puke:

Especially the CalPig primitive. :puke:
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Big Dog on December 15, 2015, 02:34:20 PM
Especially the CalPig primitive. :puke:

Just try to blink, blink, blink it away.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on December 15, 2015, 05:10:21 PM
What is the population multiplier amongst fags, scrags, hags and those who require 2 bags?
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: diesel driver on December 15, 2015, 05:16:56 PM
What is the population multiplier amongst fags, scrags, hags and those who require 2 bags?

I'm thinking -25...

I might be a little low on that estimate.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: freedumb2003b on December 15, 2015, 05:28:22 PM
What is the population multiplier amongst fags, scrags, hags and those who require 2 bags?

The very thought they might brag about being shagged makes we want to gag.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Maverick1987 on December 15, 2015, 05:54:39 PM
I'm thinking -25...

I might be a little low on that estimate.

Then who will populate the welfare rolls?

<---already knows the answer
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: I_B_Perky on December 15, 2015, 05:59:26 PM
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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:13 PM
Star Member Baitball Blogger (22,145 posts)

I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?

Just say'n.

I could have gone the rest of my life without reading that thread.   :puke:
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Karin on December 19, 2015, 11:37:29 AM
Calpig acts like if it weren't for them both being fixed, she would be in grave danger of becoming pregnant.   :lmao:  You're 100 years old, DUmmie.  And that seed hasn't ached in a long time. 

I ain't rowing over. 
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 08, 2016, 08:54:19 AM
Calpig acts like if it weren't for them both being fixed, she would be in grave danger of becoming pregnant.


    Alas, when she was fully fecund, we were all in grave danger of her becoming pregnant.
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BattleHymn on January 08, 2016, 04:21:33 PM
    Alas, when she was fully fecund, we were all in grave danger of her becoming pregnant.

You mean like this? 

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/doublevision1_zps7633d8d7.jpg)
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Chris_ on January 08, 2016, 04:23:25 PM
Oh shit :rotf:
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: thundley4 on January 08, 2016, 04:28:22 PM
You mean like this? 

(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/doublevision1_zps7633d8d7.jpg)

I don't bitchslap non-trolls, but I'm sorely tempted to for that picture. :puke:
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BattleHymn on January 08, 2016, 04:32:20 PM
I don't bitchslap non-trolls, but I'm sorely tempted to for that picture. :puke:

I think I got a few rounds of them the last time I posted it.  :-)
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 08, 2016, 07:26:21 PM
DU is down. I want to have your baby.

Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 08, 2016, 08:15:56 PM
DU is down. I want to have your baby.

This is for that picture:

 :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: SVPete on January 08, 2016, 08:37:23 PM
DU is down. I want to have your baby.

Ruh-roh! Some Jihadi martyr is missing one of his ... ummmmmm ... you know .............
Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Karin on January 09, 2016, 01:44:18 PM
Page 2 of this thread was hilarious!   :rotf: :lmao:

Title: Re: "I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?"
Post by: Rebel on January 09, 2016, 02:06:16 PM
Most feminazis are exactly how this girl describes, so I'd say 0. #Exactly NSFW

https://www.facebook.com/NicoleArbourfans/videos/10154522808237907/?pnref=story