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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on December 14, 2015, 08:36:16 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018822428
I think we all know what the obvious answer is to this question- same as the number of abortions administered in the next nine months:
Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:13 PM
Star Member Baitball Blogger (22,145 posts)
I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?
Just say'n.
Yeah. Me too.
Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:20 PM
Star Member TexasTowelie (22,176 posts)
1. !
Not in my home. I suspect that we will be able to count the number on one hand.
Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:22 PM
Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (117,605 posts)
2. NONE at my house, fer crissakes!
I had all the baby-making equipment taken out YEARS ago!
Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:22 PM
Manifestor_of_Light (19,987 posts)
3. In my house,
that would be the thumb and forefinger joined together. As in "zero".
My ovaries shriveled up a long time ago.
Sat Dec 12, 2015, 07:24 PM
Star Member Contrary1 (12,008 posts)
7. Me too, here.
My doctor used those exact words "shriveled up".
I told him to work on coming up with a better way to describe the situation.
Oh, how about "O-L-D". You primitives are all mostly O-L-D.
Sat Dec 12, 2015, 07:59 PM
Manifestor_of_Light (19,987 posts)
9. But the fun parts still work!!
Don't need the baby carriage anymore.
Or at all, really. Just pop into the PP and have that tissue removed!
Sat Dec 12, 2015, 07:34 PM
Star Member trof (46,988 posts)
8. I'm planning on getting preggers.
Just to commemorate the occasion.
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Gaaaaa.
The thought of primitives doing that while Skins's island was being remodeled never even occurred to me, and I'm glad it didn't.
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Gaaaaa.
The thought of primitives doing that while Skins's island was being remodeled never even occurred to me, and I'm glad it didn't.
Well, the thread is pretty telling on what actually happened.
The fat primitives were too fat to physically copulate.
The young primitives, the few there are, were too stoned to do it.
The old primitives may have actually done it, but fortunately for us instead of babies possibly coming out of their womb it's just dry old ghosts instead.
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I've got news for Äear calpig....um, a dildo would wilt in your presence.
I suspect that we will be able to count the number on in one hand.
Y'all can stop right there Towelie. The details of ýour sex life is not our concern.
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I'm putting my money on zero. Most of them do not mate with the opposite sex or with other humans.
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I've got news for Äear calpig....um, a dildo would wilt in your presence.
There are times when even frank won't take one for the team.
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Since most in the DUmp are too old, too fat, too ugly, homosexual, or single living in mom's basement I doubt any kids were concieved during the shutdown.
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Since most in the DUmp are too old, too fat, too ugly, homosexual, or single living in mom's basement I doubt any kids were concieved during the shutdown.
What about handbabies?
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A better question would be how many dope dispensaries were ripped off? :stoner:
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Maybe the anti-Christ will spring from a DU tryst...but nothing good like a baby.
remember this is DU. babies don't fare so well in that place
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What about handbabies?
I would bet the number of them didn't change.........I suspect that's pretty much a 2 or 3 times a night ritual for most of them regardless.
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Ewwwwwww.
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Between so many being aged - some of them make me feel young - and so many others being averse to or incapable of (insert gay and STD jokes here) the kind of pairing necessary for baby making, probably few if any. They won't be enriching Planned Parenthood.
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Of the females on Skins' Island, I vote for fizzy as most likely to get pregnant by a random homeless guy, given her habit of getting stoned and passing out on the lawn...
...or at least I would have voted that way prior to her alcohol-and-gut-bomb related weight gain. Now, that random homeless guy would have to roll her in flour and aim for the wet spot.
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Pro tip: buggering underage boys does not result in pregnancy.
#ColesCountyDem
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I forgot DUmmie mike_c... he may not participate in those kinds of activities but he surely does approve of them.
If you're under the age of 12, please avoid Democraticunderground.com at all cost.
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I figured with it being DU...they'd be more interested in the number of abortions rather than the number of pregnancies.
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I figured with it being DU...they'd be more interested in the number of abortions rather than the number of pregnancies.
As long as the ratio is 1:1, they're happy.
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As long as the ratio is 1:1, they're happy.
If the abortee is a minority, anything above 1.1:1 would make them ecstatic.
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Pro tip: buggering underage boys does not result in pregnancy.
#ColesCountyDem
Yup...I was always told that same-sex sexual congress cannot result in actual human babies.
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Now there's a subject no amount of mind bleach can dissolve. The DUmmies bumping and grinding. :puke:
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Now there's a subject no amount of mind bleach can dissolve. The DUmmies bumping and grinding. :puke:
Especially the CalPig primitive. :puke:
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Especially the CalPig primitive. :puke:
Just try to blink, blink, blink it away.
:lmao:
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What is the population multiplier amongst fags, scrags, hags and those who require 2 bags?
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What is the population multiplier amongst fags, scrags, hags and those who require 2 bags?
I'm thinking -25...
I might be a little low on that estimate.
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What is the population multiplier amongst fags, scrags, hags and those who require 2 bags?
The very thought they might brag about being shagged makes we want to gag.
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I'm thinking -25...
I might be a little low on that estimate.
Then who will populate the welfare rolls?
<---already knows the answer
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Sat Dec 12, 2015, 06:13 PM
Star Member Baitball Blogger (22,145 posts)
I wonder how many pregnancies are going to occur because of the DU Blackout?
Just say'n.
I could have gone the rest of my life without reading that thread. :puke:
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Calpig acts like if it weren't for them both being fixed, she would be in grave danger of becoming pregnant. :lmao: You're 100 years old, DUmmie. And that seed hasn't ached in a long time.
I ain't rowing over.
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Calpig acts like if it weren't for them both being fixed, she would be in grave danger of becoming pregnant.
Alas, when she was fully fecund, we were all in grave danger of her becoming pregnant.
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Alas, when she was fully fecund, we were all in grave danger of her becoming pregnant.
You mean like this?
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/doublevision1_zps7633d8d7.jpg)
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Oh shit :rotf:
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You mean like this?
(http://i1146.photobucket.com/albums/o528/dummieland/doublevision1_zps7633d8d7.jpg)
I don't bitchslap non-trolls, but I'm sorely tempted to for that picture. :puke:
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I don't bitchslap non-trolls, but I'm sorely tempted to for that picture. :puke:
I think I got a few rounds of them the last time I posted it. :-)
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DU is down. I want to have your baby.
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DU is down. I want to have your baby.
This is for that picture:
:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:
:runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
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DU is down. I want to have your baby.
Ruh-roh! Some Jihadi martyr is missing one of his ... ummmmmm ... you know .............
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Page 2 of this thread was hilarious! :rotf: :lmao:
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Most feminazis are exactly how this girl describes, so I'd say 0. #Exactly NSFW
https://www.facebook.com/NicoleArbourfans/videos/10154522808237907/?pnref=story