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Title: “I don’t see much difference between Bernie and Hillary,” Kpete Bouncy
Post by: CC27 on December 14, 2015, 05:49:10 PM
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kpete (48,521 posts)

“I don’t see much difference between Bernie and Hillary,” a friend said this morning over breakfast.


“Wrong,” said my other friend, also at breakfast. She then went through the list:

"Bernie wants to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour. Hillary wants to raise it to $12 an hour.
Bernie wants a single-payer health insurance system. Hillary wants to strengthen Obamacare.
Bernie wants all public higher education to be tuition free. Hillary wants community colleges to be tuition free.
Bernie wants to bust up the biggest banks. Hillary wants to make it more expensive for banks to be very big.
Bernie wants to resurrect the Glass-Staegall Act that separated commercial from investment banking before Bill Clinton joined Republicans in repealing it. Hillary doesn’t think it’s necessary to go that far.
Bernie wants to tax speculative trading on Wall Street. Hillary doesn’t think that’s necessary, either.
Bernie wants to expand Social Security by raising the cap on income subject to the Social Security payroll tax. Hillary wants to protect Social Security as is.
Bernie wants to allow states to legalize marijuana. Hillary wants to put marijuana on a lower drug enforcement classification but doesn’t want it legalized.
Bernie isn’t taking money from corporate PACs or Super PACs. Hillary is."
“See?” she said. “The difference is huge. Bernie is leading a movement for fundamental change. That’s why he’s generating so much enthusiasm, and why he’ll win the primaries.”

“Wrong” he said. “Bernie's too radical. He doesn’t stand a chance.”

https://www.facebook.com/RBReich/posts/1117292274950034

These stores suck.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251898053
Title: Re: “I don’t see much difference between Bernie and Hillary,” Kpete Bouncy
Post by: Skul on December 14, 2015, 06:20:54 PM
These stores suck.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251898053
You convinced me, I won't shop at any of them.  :-)
(The devil made me do that.) 

A excellent example of bouncie rule #2.
Perfect recollection of oral communicationskills.

Piss poor bouncie, no bongs.
Title: Re: “I don’t see much difference between Bernie and Hillary,” Kpete Bouncy
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on December 14, 2015, 06:27:18 PM
You convinced me, I won't shop at any of them.  :-)
(The devil made me do that.) 

A excellent example of bouncie rule #2.
Perfect recollection of oral communicationskills.

Piss poor bouncie, no bongs.

No bongs is being generous. On a scale of 1-10, this one gets a -5. No cops, no applause from interested onlookers, no high-5's, no one offering to buy the coffee/meal for her meticulous logic.

Big fail.
Title: Re: “I don’t see much difference between Bernie and Hillary,” Kpete Bouncy
Post by: SVPete on December 14, 2015, 10:44:59 PM
So the big difference between Bern-Out and The CHILL is that Bern-Out is promising more free @#$% and will use a longer and bigger screw to screw "the rich".

Or more accurately and succinctly, Bern-Out will destroy the US economy faster than will The CHILL.
Title: Re: “I don’t see much difference between Bernie and Hillary,” Kpete Bouncy
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on December 14, 2015, 11:07:58 PM
About as convincingly 'Spontaneous' as a discussion of enemy vs. friendly political philosophy in a WW2 propaganda movie.  Ours or theirs.