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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: BlueStateSaint on December 07, 2015, 12:14:11 PM
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It's a ****ing squirrel, fer Chrissakes! You outweigh it by at least 150 times!
Novato Couple Recount Terrifying Squirrel Attack
NOVATO (CBS-SF) – The last thing Richard Williams expected when he started doing chores in the garage of his Novato home the day after Thanksgiving was that he would soon be in a life-and-death battle with a crazed squirrel.
The 87-year-old Williams said the squirrel that has been terrorizing the neighborhood slipped into the garage through an open door.
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“He charged me and jumped, and from then on, the battle started,†he told KPIX CBS 5.
The squirrel turned Williams’ head, arm and legs bloody. It also smashed his glasses.
The rest of this . . . well, "piece" is here. http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/12/04/novato-couple-recount-terrifying-squirrel-attack/
The squirrel shown below has nothing on the squirrel in the story . . .
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130623221405/p__/protagonist/images/b/bd/Rocky.jpg)
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It's a ****ing squirrel, fer Chrissakes! You outweigh it by at least 150 times!
The rest of this . . . well, "piece" is here. http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2015/12/04/novato-couple-recount-terrifying-squirrel-attack/
The squirrel shown below has nothing on the squirrel in the story . . .
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130623221405/p__/protagonist/images/b/bd/Rocky.jpg)
At least that is what his lawyer B. J. Moose claims.
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Maybe the couple--Hell, the neighborhood--needs this guy:
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5L213Ip_Dg4/Sl9lr3M8PGI/AAAAAAAAEvg/TscEFJCHneo/s400/Boris+Badenov.jpg)
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Cousin of the Killer Rabbit of Caer Bannog?
(https://i.guim.co.uk/img/static/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2015/3/2/1425337746290/82d88804-4d56-40dc-97dd-64e09c45ccc7-bestSizeAvailable.jpeg?w=700&q=85&auto=format&sharp=10&s=566571f0b7316a07b80957f275a360cf)
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Where's Ptarmy to bring "it?" :whistling: