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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: dutch508 on July 27, 2008, 11:18:29 AM
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They really don't do a very good job of writing anymore, do they?
Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-27-08 07:39 AM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3684150
Obama rescues 53 kids from fire, republicans demand an apology.
Advertisements [?]July 27, Chicago, Ill.
Presidential candidate Barack Obama saved 53 orphans from a fiery death just after dinner with his family. The Democratic candidate was just leaving a restaurant when he noticed smoke pouring from the upper floors of The Sisters of Mercy Orphanage and immediately plunged into action, risking his life to drag out all the children from the blazing structure, and all the staff as well.
After assuring that all the children were safe and sound, Obama left the scene where a large contingent of reporters clamoring to speak with the candidate had gathered. One reporter did manage to squeeze in a question as Obama got into his station wagon with his family. When asked if he considered himself a hero, Obama replied, "That word gets tossed around a lot, I'm just a man who did what needed to be done".
However, word of his heroic deed leaked out to the press, and several republicans have made public comments about how bad Obama has made America look by fabricating cheap publicity stunts, designed to enhance his stature as a candidate for president. Several important lobbyists connected with the mc cain campaign have complained bitterly and asked, "What's he going to do next, rescue the passengers of a sinking cruise ship from hundreds of starving great white sharks or something preposterous like that"?
The increasingly effeminate republican senator lindsay graham stated that, "Senator Osama, er, I mean Obama, should apologize to this nation immediately for his shameful and disgraceful showboating, step down, or even face impeachment".
Even the ghastly ghost of the late republican senator henry hyde rose from his grave and was seen floating around the Capital Building and wailing, "Catch the falling flag!", and waving around articles of impeachment.
A surrogate for the mc cain campaign said off record that the republican presidential candidate will offer an apology to the world for Obama's shameless act of conceit for having the audacity to run into a totally hopeless situation and actually doing something nice when he didn't absolutely need to.
mc cain is also expected to demand an apology from Senator Obama for his shameless and selfish act of heroism.
More as story develops.
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Philosoraptor (1000+ posts) Sun Jul-27-08 07:39 AM
Original message http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3684150
Obama rescues 53 kids from fire, republicans demand an apology.
July 27, Chicago, Ill.
Presidential candidate Barack Obama saved 53 orphans from a fiery death just after dinner with his family. The Democratic candidate was just leaving a restaurant when he noticed smoke pouring from the upper floors of The Sisters of Mercy Orphanage and immediately plunged into action, risking his life to drag out all the children from the blazing structure, and all the staff as well.
The media must have been there. BO suddenly turns into Superman whenever there's a reporter with a camera around.
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What a load of crap.
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lame
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Ha ha, very funny (not).
I agree, this was lame.
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Oh, I get it! It was trying to be entertaining and profound.
Cindie
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Oh, I get it! It was trying to be entertaining and profound.
Cindie
It needs to keep trying...
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lame
Very lame.
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This thread is worthless without a photoshop.
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Oh, I get it! It was trying to be entertaining and profound.
Cindie
He missed
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This thread is worthless without a photoshop.
Not mine, but applicable.
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/z/1/obama_superman_awesome.jpg)
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The phallus scraper's little effort might qualify as satire IF the BarackStar!â„¢ had ever actually done anything heroic, or even anything notable for that matter.
But he hasn't. As it is, his only claim to fame is for, well, being famous, and that only because the MSM decided to make him so.
Therein lies the controversy.
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The phalloscraping primitive gets this way about once every 5-6 weeks.
He tries to write a funny, or a couple of funnies.
There's a pattern here, which seems to coincide with the phalloscraping primitive having been away from Skins's island a short time before. We all know where the phalloscraping primitive's at, when he's away from Skins's island.
They must still be experimenting, to find the right combination of pharmaceuticals for the phalloscraping primitive, which they apparently haven't found yet.
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This thread is worthless without a photoshop.
Not mine, but applicable.
(http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/j/z/1/obama_superman_awesome.jpg)
As usual, a classic, Daveman! :cheersmate: