Post by: GOP Congress on November 26, 2015, 07:03:51 PM
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Iwillnevergiveup (8,415 posts)
A Grayson T'giving offer
Well worth a $3.00 contribution.
"Most of you know Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia for being a person dedicated to marriage inequality and no healthcare for the poor, for being the “Originalist Gangster,†and most of all, for being one of the most conservative Supreme Court Justices in the history of the United States.
But long before he was writing snarky dissents as a member of the Highest Court in the Land, he was one of my bosses. That’s right. I may be one of the most progressive members of Congress today, but I was a “law clerk†for the U.S. Court of Appeals for the D.C. Circuit thirty years ago, and I worked directly with one of the most conservative members of the future Supreme Court. I was already a strong progressive back then (I also worked with Ruth Bader Ginsburg, “Notorious RGBâ€), but “Nino†and I had plenty of very interesting conversations about politics. If you had been looking over our shoulders, you might have called some of them arguments. Tune in C-SPAN sometime, and you’ll see that I still have such arguments, with a different set of high-level interlocutors.
Maybe you do, too. Maybe there is someone in your life with whom you debate, like that.
This Thanksgiving, I want to use my idiot-savant talent for arguing with Republicans to help out one lucky Grayson supporter. You know that Republican in your family who always tries to get into a political debate with you over Thanksgiving dinner? This year, they can argue with me instead. Chip in $3 or more now to be entered to win a call from me to your most conservative relative, on Thanksgiving >>
Remember, I’ve spent my entire career arguing with top Republicans (and winning). I have graduate degrees from Harvard in public policy and law. Your Obamacare-hating, Fox-News-watching, anti-union uncle (or your aunt, brother, brother-in-law, I don’t discriminate against right-wing nut jobs) doesn’t stand a chance against me.
Contribute $3 or more now to be entered to win a call from me to your Republican relative on Thanksgiving – oh, the fun! >"
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Courage,
Rep. Alan Grayson
Candidate for U.S. Senate
Apparently, no takers, at least no replies. Must be tough. Ironically, he may win the Rubio seat if there isn't a decent conservative to take over the seat.
Gobble gobble gobble Mr. Grayson (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027380420)
Post by: obumazombie on November 26, 2015, 07:20:53 PM
All socialists should drive cars made exclusively in socialist countries.
Post by: GOP Congress on November 26, 2015, 07:47:44 PM
Then, would have had to talk to his crazy cousin Jonah Kyle. That would have been an interesting discussion (me being Jonah, of course). Since he is probably in Florida, a 2-party recording permission state, I'd have to ask permission to record the "discussion" but I'm sure his ego would have agreed.
Ohhhh, the missed opportunities...
Post by: Delmar on November 26, 2015, 08:13:38 PM
Post by: Skul on November 26, 2015, 08:57:46 PM
He's taken to just beating what's between his legs.
Naturally, being a liberal, it's a short "fight".
After two slaps, his little opponent snorts and falls limp.
Poor little thang. :bawl:
Post by: USA4ME on November 26, 2015, 09:06:33 PM
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... but “Nino†and I had plenty of very interesting conversations about politics. If you had been looking over our shoulders, you might have called some of them arguments.
Well that explains a lot. He'd lose arguments with Scalia and take it out by beating his wife.
I can think of nothing I'd want more to happen on T-giving than to get a phone call from from some self-loathing, wild-eyed, lying Yid. The line couldn't disconnect quick enough.
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Post by: FlaGator on November 26, 2015, 09:50:17 PM
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 26, 2015, 10:25:57 PM
I noticed he never promised to win the argument.Shockingly...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 27, 2015, 07:26:19 AM