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Title: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Carl on November 19, 2015, 11:31:52 AM
Been a few more of these lately,newest way to spin a fairy tale and not get called on it.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027361652

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Thu Nov 19, 2015, 09:52 AM

rbnyc (16,943 posts)

Conversation with my boy...
G: The rich are getting richer, the poor are getting poorer, the middle class is getting poorer, and the people are spending their time fighting against other poor people. It's really sad.

Me: I know.

G: Are we getting poorer or richer?

Me: Well, we’re already pretty rich, aren’t we? We have this home. We have locally grown organic vegetables every week, and sometimes, we don’t even eat them all. We have the internet, 7,000 TV channels, and clean water comes right out of our sink!

G: There are super rich people who have huge fountains of clean water and houses as big as my school, and they don’t think they are rich enough. And they don’t care who suffers so that they can have more.

Me: There are people like that, and they cause a lot of problems. But there are lots of good people too, rich and poor.

G: A lot of people around the world don’t have clean water. There’s a difference between what you need and what you think you need.

Me: That’s true. And when you live in a place like this, where most people have clean water right in their own homes, you can forget what a luxury that is. When you see something every day, it can become kind of invisible. I think it’s important to stop and notice how awesome it is when we turn on the faucet, or open the refrigerator, or get under the covers in our warm beds.

G: If people really realized how much they have, maybe they would realize there is enough to share.

Yeah,that really happened.  :whatever:

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Response to procon (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 19, 2015, 12:20 PM

rbnyc (16,943 posts)
3. Thank you so much.

He's 11. Tonight he's going to a TPP activist meeting with me. I told him where I was going and he asked if he could come too.

 :lmao:
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Chris_ on November 19, 2015, 11:32:49 AM
Yeah, that sounds like something every 11 year old boy wants to do.  Maybe he'll ask to go to the next school board meeting too.

:yawn:
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: fatboy on November 19, 2015, 12:05:32 PM
G: You say we are rich because we eat overpriced veggies?

I want me some beef!
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Ken8521 on November 19, 2015, 12:15:17 PM
Yeah, that sounds like something every 11 year old boy wants to do.  Maybe he'll ask to go to the next school board meeting too.

:yawn:

He's probably dragging him there.
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Maverick1987 on November 19, 2015, 12:17:33 PM
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G: If people really realized how much they have, maybe they would realize there is enough to share.

Says the guy who has a house, internet, 7000 TV channels, a sink, clean water, buys more food than his family can eat, and probably never shares any of those.

What a f****** hypocrite!

Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Big Dog on November 19, 2015, 12:22:39 PM
Says the guy who has a house, internet, 7000 TV channels, a sink, clean water, buys more food than his family can eat, and probably never shares any of those.

What a f****** hypocrite!

Emperor Three-Putt invited a few of his closest friends to invade seek refuge in the United States.

The DUmmy and his 11 year old savant should have no problem with housing a couple dozen of them.
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: USA4ME on November 19, 2015, 12:29:29 PM
More like....

G: Mom, you always smell like fish. Have you ever heard of a washcloth and soap? Maybe vinegar?

rbnyc: Mind your own business, you little brat!!

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Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: DLR Pyro on November 19, 2015, 01:39:44 PM
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We have locally grown organic vegetables every week

I have never equated this to being rich and successful. 

Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 19, 2015, 03:29:58 PM
Emperor Three-Putt invited a few of his closest friends to invade seek refuge in the United States.

The DUmmy and his 11 year old savant should have no problem with housing a couple dozen of them.

May I suggest "Syrian" males between the ages of 18-40. I want to make sure the homeowners sleep with their doors open with the females dressed only in a towel after a shower. Let's see how long the peace lasts.
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 19, 2015, 03:37:39 PM
I would suggest the 11-year-old talk to someone, anyone, smarter than he is if he wishes to learn anything.
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: thundley4 on November 19, 2015, 04:42:24 PM
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We have locally grown organic vegetables every week


I have never equated this to being rich and successful.

Me neither. When I was young, it meant hours in the garden every summer.  :rant:
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Carl on November 19, 2015, 04:49:14 PM
Two replies,it is too ridiculous even for the DUmp monkeys.
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Ogre on November 19, 2015, 05:19:37 PM
Jeez, the DUmmies aren't even trying any more.

I miss the days when Bouncy Ball posted at the DUmp, at least there were cops, bushes, conversions, and applause.

Now all we get are pitiful tales that even other DUmmies don't believe.
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 19, 2015, 07:05:39 PM
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Me: Well, we’re already pretty rich, aren’t we? We have this home. We have locally grown organic vegetables every week, and sometimes, we don’t even eat them all. We have the internet, 7,000 TV channels, and clean water comes right out of our sink!

How many poor souls just looking for hope and work have you opened your doors to, you hypocritical asshole? Or is that for everyone else to do?

How long will you look the other way when they start raping your wife and daughter and throwing your gay buddies off buildings, you know, in the name of tolerance? Or are you fine with that, so long as it happens outside your safe space ?



DUmmies: too dumb to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.


CMD
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: FlaGator on November 19, 2015, 07:17:18 PM
But all conversations with DUes are conversations with children.
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on November 19, 2015, 07:43:45 PM
I knew this sounded familiar!
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7spOEfRN-0[/youtube]
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 19, 2015, 09:32:56 PM
How many poor souls just looking for hope and work have you opened your doors to, you hypocritical asshole? Or is that for everyone else to do?

How long will you look the other way when they start raping your wife and daughter and throwing your gay buddies off buildings, you know, in the name of tolerance? Or are you fine with that, so long as it happens outside your safe space ?



DUmmies: too dumb to pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.


CMD

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I know, right?
Title: Re: The latest bouncy theme,a conversation with a child.
Post by: Karin on November 21, 2015, 11:59:21 AM
 :lmao:  Locally grown organic vegetables every week!  Going to a TPP activist meeting!   :rotf:  Can I go too, dad?