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Title: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Chris_ on November 18, 2015, 09:55:18 PM
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Sun Nov 15, 2015, 03:09 AM
Star Member Flying Squirrel (2,258 posts)

I just found myself on conservativecave.com...


I was referred to as "Blind Squirrel."

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=96323.0

 :rotf:
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Response to Flying Squirrel (Original post)Sun Nov 15, 2015, 03:39 AM
Star Member Tobin S. (8,101 posts)

1. **** that place.

The main purpose for its existence is to mock this site. I guess it would be one thing if we were prime targets for satire, but we're just regular folks here.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018814691

Well, this went nowhere. :yawn:
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: obumazombie on November 18, 2015, 10:25:43 PM
Just "regular folks" ?
That's what the DUmmie/primitives want us to believe ?
It's psychopathic.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Chris_ on November 18, 2015, 10:49:07 PM
Just "regular folks" ?
That's what the DUmmie/primitives want us to believe ?
It's psychopathic.
Those "regular folks" are nutty as squirrel turds.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 18, 2015, 11:02:22 PM
Those "regular folks" are nutty as BLIND squirrel turds.

fify
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 18, 2015, 11:12:26 PM
That's a bit odd, I only use 'Blind squirrel' when one of them has a lucid moment of clarity, which is fairly rare (Aside from a few who are actually too intelligent to be good doctrinaire Progs, like Sid and NU).  In this case I would've been more likely called the DUmmie 'Farting Squirrel.'
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Big Dog on November 18, 2015, 11:14:25 PM
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Flying Squirrel

I just found myself on conservativecave.com...

I was referred to as "Blind Squirrel." 

As in "finds a nut... in his mouth!"

(http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Quot+i+want+your+nuts+in+my+mouth+quot+_b3ec6b472c8509345e8aa993694e9281.jpg)
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Ken8521 on November 18, 2015, 11:22:59 PM
I'm more impressed they searched back over a year to find the thread..  :rofl:
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 18, 2015, 11:28:36 PM
I'm more impressed they searched back over a year to find the thread..  :rofl:
Because they are paranoid about anyone talking about them.  Reminds of some people I know in real life.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: txradioguy on November 19, 2015, 02:17:04 AM
I'm more impressed they searched back over a year to find the thread..  :rofl:

You'll find them all the time if you look at the "who's online" at the bottom of the front page...visitors dredging up posts and threads from a year or two ago.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: txradioguy on November 19, 2015, 02:17:50 AM
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I guess it would be one thing if we were prime targets for satire, but we're just regular folks here.

Self awareness isn't one of your strong points is it?
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Carl on November 19, 2015, 04:53:29 AM
Tobin,we have a large collection of your ever changing tales of woe,no two stories are the same as you seek DUmp love.
You are a bunch of carnival sideshow freaks and don`t ever think otherwise.  :rotf:
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: diesel driver on November 19, 2015, 05:34:00 AM
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Star Member Flying Squirrel (2,258 posts)

I just found myself on conservativecave.com...

I guess if you have to be somewhere, that's a good place to be...  :lol:

Reminds me of my college orientation.  About 10 of us were sitting around a table, each giving a short bio of ourselves and what direction we wanted to go with our lives.  I got to follow some hippie chick who claimed she took 6 months off to "find herself" (38 years later, and I STILL have no idea what that means!). 

I started by saying I have yet to "find myself", since I never considered myself to be lost in the first place.  Everybody else laughed, but you could have started fires with the stare I got from her!!!  You might say I was born conservative  :-)
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on November 19, 2015, 05:36:52 AM
Tobin,we have a large collection of your ever changing tales of woe,no two stories are the same as you seek DUmp love.
You are a bunch of carnival sideshow freaks and don`t ever think otherwise.  :rotf:

.......just like regular folks.

(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Hc9Fx7ZndnQ/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: miskie on November 19, 2015, 05:45:29 AM
 :rotf:

(https://craigblower.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/life-is-good-bench-e1391308597168.jpg)
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: hillneck on November 19, 2015, 06:50:23 AM
Apparently the dumb squirrel is trying to up his/hers/its street cred by pointing out that they showed up in a CC topic.  Newsflash for you squirrel brain, only the dumbest quotes or conversations from DUmmieland get brought to the light here. 
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: SVPete on November 19, 2015, 07:10:35 AM
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I just found myself on conservativecave.com...

Your computer just took you here, not by your choice? Wow! I've heard of malware, but that would be the inverse - bono-ware? But thanks for the free advertising. I'm sure CC's advertisers appreciate the extra views of their ads.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Big Dog on November 19, 2015, 07:22:13 AM
Your computer just took you here, not by your choice? Wow! I've heard of malware, but that would be the inverse - bono-ware? But thanks for the free advertising. I'm sure CC's advertisers appreciate the extra views of their ads.

franksolich took control of the DUmmy's computer, and directed it to the Cave.

He has powers that we mere mortals can barely comprehend.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: franksolich on November 19, 2015, 07:24:15 AM
:rotf:

(https://craigblower.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/life-is-good-bench-e1391308597168.jpg)

Seconded.  Absolutely.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 19, 2015, 07:29:42 AM
That's a bit odd, I only use 'Blind squirrel' when one of them has a lucid moment of clarity, which is fairly rare (Aside from a few who are actually too intelligent to be good doctrinaire Progs, like Sid and NU).  In this case I would've been more likely called the DUmmie 'Farting Squirrel.'

You owe me, at the very least, a dry-cleaning bill to get the Coca Cola out of my shirt.  H5!
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: SVPete on November 19, 2015, 07:51:47 AM
franksolich took control of the DUmmy's computer, and directed it to the Cave.

He has powers that we mere mortals can barely comprehend.

H-5 earned and issued!
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: SVPete on November 19, 2015, 07:53:23 AM
That's a bit odd, I only use 'Blind squirrel' when one of them has a lucid moment of clarity, which is fairly rare (Aside from a few who are actually too intelligent to be good doctrinaire Progs, like Sid and NU).  In this case I would've been more likely called the DUmmie 'Farting Squirrel.'

H-5 and :lmao: !
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 19, 2015, 10:05:03 AM
You owe me, at the very least, a dry-cleaning bill to get the Coca Cola out of my shirt.  H5!

Hey, why does it smell like acorns in here...?
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Maverick1987 on November 19, 2015, 12:06:45 PM
Because they are paranoid about anyone talking about them.  Reminds of some people I know in real life.

I think they actually feel validated and worthy by our mentions here.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on November 19, 2015, 02:31:01 PM
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Response to Flying Squirrel (Original post)Sun Nov 15, 2015, 03:39 AM
Star Member Tobin S. (8,101 posts)

1. **** that place.

The main purpose for its existence is to mock this site. I guess it would be one thing if we were prime targets for satire, but we're just regular folks here.

Just as regular as the folks in a loony bin, I'll grant you that.

If theres ever an issue I'm confused about, I look to DU for guidance. I row over to the island, and see what the general consensus is, knowing even before I do that the facts and the fundamental truth of the issue, have a 99.99 percent chance of being the exact opposite of the general consensus on the island.

Because every day is opposite day for progressives and loony left-tards.



CMD


Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 19, 2015, 03:24:01 PM
As in "finds a nut... in his mouth!"

(http://static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Quot+i+want+your+nuts+in+my+mouth+quot+_b3ec6b472c8509345e8aa993694e9281.jpg)

Male DUmmies suddenly got exceptionally aroused.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: franksolich on November 19, 2015, 03:36:58 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018814691

Well, this went nowhere. :yawn:

You're right.

It never did get traction.

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Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: Skul on November 19, 2015, 04:04:02 PM
That's a bit odd, I only use 'Blind squirrel' when one of them has a lucid moment of clarity, which is fairly rare (Aside from a few who are actually too intelligent to be good doctrinaire Progs, like Sid and NU).  In this case I would've been more likely called the DUmmie 'Farting Squirrel.'

You rang?
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: BattleHymn on November 19, 2015, 04:19:40 PM
You rang?

H5.  That's hilarious.   :lmao:
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: BattleHymn on November 19, 2015, 04:22:24 PM
You are a bunch of carnival sideshow freaks and don`t ever think otherwise.  :rotf:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_azA78Hi0[/youtube]

I'm sure this is the same angle many of us use to approach the DUmp's content.  I know it is for me.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: txradioguy on November 20, 2015, 03:47:20 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018814691

Well, this went nowhere. :yawn:

OS started a blaze and everyone was too busy stabbing each other in the back to notice this DUmmies thread.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: I_B_Perky on November 20, 2015, 04:20:01 PM
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Response to Flying Squirrel (Original post)Sun Nov 15, 2015, 03:39 AM
Star Member Tobin S. (8,101 posts)

The main purpose for its existence is to mock this site. I guess it would be one thing if we were prime targets for satire, but we're just regular folks here.

Pssst... hey Tubbs?  Let me clue you in on a little factoid. You and the site you inhabit are the biggest laughing stock of the entire internet. You are exhibit A of why obumbles, the incompetent idiot, is in the white house. The entire internet laughs at your stupidity.  All we do is collect your stupidity in one easily accessible place so ordinary folks can read and laugh without having to get their shoes dirty.   Sort of like public service announcements.
Title: Re: I just found myself on conservativecave.com...
Post by: diesel driver on November 21, 2015, 05:39:03 AM
Pssst... hey Tubbs?  Let me clue you in on a little factoid. You and the site you inhabit are the biggest laughing stock of the entire internet. You are exhibit A of why obumbles, the incompetent idiot, is in the white house. The entire internet laughs at your stupidity.  All we do is collect your stupidity in one easily accessible place so ordinary folks can read and laugh without having to get their shoes dirty.    Sort of like public service announcements.

We preserve their stupidity for mankind, to serve as a warning to others NOT to be like these "people" (and I use that term loosely).