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Title: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: CC27 on November 17, 2015, 03:31:37 PM
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Star Member Omaha Steve (57,814 posts)

A relative just got laid off



The rumors had gone around for a few weeks. Called everybody in and said hand in your stuff now. GOODBYE! 

She is 20 and lives with her parents. So it could be much worse.

OS

He could be even worse if she lived with you pervert.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027355108
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 17, 2015, 03:41:55 PM
What is this? Is it a diary entry?  What's the point?

Steve, I know you're dying but that doesn't excuse you from having some sort of point.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 17, 2015, 03:43:55 PM
What is this? Is it a diary entry?  What's the point?

Steve, I know you're dying but that doesn't excuse you from having some sort of point.

I'm sure it's there, Duke--right on the top of his head.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: jb2u11 on November 17, 2015, 03:47:44 PM
Does Obama know about these layoffs?  Is it possible there could actually be layoffs during his reign?  Perhaps the layoffs were scheduled back when Bush was in office.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: Duke Nukum on November 17, 2015, 03:49:12 PM
I had three eggs for breakfast this morning. 
Over easy. 
A side of bacon.
Coffee.
And toast. 
I got crumbs in the butter.
But it could have been much worse.

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I started off with a mocking diary entry but I think I ended up with a sort of poem.  I'll have to check for an open mic night and see how it goes over.  Toast crumbs in the butter.  Now that's pathos!
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: BlueStateSaint on November 17, 2015, 04:05:54 PM
I had three eggs for breakfast this morning. 
Over easy. 
A side of bacon.
Coffee.
And toast. 
I got crumbs in the butter.
But it could have been much worse.

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I started off with a mocking diary entry but I think I ended up with a sort of poem.  I'll have to check for an open mic night and see how it goes over.  Toast crumbs in the butter.  Now that's pathos!

The most important word above.  H5.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: franksolich on November 17, 2015, 04:09:38 PM
Does Obama know about these layoffs?  Is it possible there could actually be layoffs during his reign?  Perhaps the layoffs were scheduled back when Bush was in office.

There's always something really odd--and it's the same thing, every time--about these tales of woe by the big guy.

Notice, please, his stress isn't on "feel sorry for my relative, who got laid off"--it's on "feel sorry for me because my relative got laid off."

One sees this in every single one of his tales of the woes of other people.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: BattleHymn on November 17, 2015, 04:26:07 PM
There's always something really odd--and it's the same thing, every time--about these tales of woe by the big guy.

Notice, please, his stress isn't on "feel sorry for my relative, who got laid off"--it's on "feel sorry for me because my relative got laid off."

One sees this in every single one of his tales of the woes of other people.

Man, you are right. 

"A relative just got laid off". 

Note how he dehumanized the relation to merely "a relative", so we can only relate through the Big Guy's plight. 
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: jb2u11 on November 17, 2015, 04:39:35 PM
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Notice, please, his stress isn't on "feel sorry for my relative, who got laid off"--it's on "feel sorry for me because my relative got laid off."

Over the years I have known a handful of liberals, all union people.  The one thing they all have in common is the "woe is me attitude"   My dad said about one of my uncles once "If he woke up in the morning and shit gold, he would complain he had to clean it off"
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: dutch508 on November 17, 2015, 05:21:55 PM
She's 20?

Oh No! Her life is over!!!!!


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Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: 67 Rover on November 17, 2015, 05:25:03 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (57,814 posts)

A relative just got laid off



The rumors had gone around for a few weeks. Called everybody in and said hand in your stuff now. GOODBYE!

She is 20 and lives with her parents. So it could be much worse.

OS

Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: thundley4 on November 17, 2015, 05:32:12 PM
Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way.

Summer of Recovery part 6?  :rofl:
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: BattleHymn on November 17, 2015, 05:34:33 PM
Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way.

2009: "Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way."

2010: "Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way."

2011: "Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way."

2012: "Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way."

2013: "Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way."

2014: "Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way."

2015: "Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way."

January 2016: "Hold tight sweetheart summer of recovery is on the way." 


And the primitives wonder why normal people believe they are idiots.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: BattleHymn on November 17, 2015, 05:35:15 PM
Summer of Recovery part 6?  :rofl:

Part 8, coming to an unemployment line near you in January 2016.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on November 17, 2015, 05:38:37 PM
When it comes to OS and union, it's better to be laid off than on by the big guy.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: BattleHymn on November 17, 2015, 05:43:11 PM
When it comes to OS and union, it's better to be laid off than on by the big guy.

There is no doubt the waterworks company saved a fortune after the Big Guy retired from there.

No longer did his little catbird seat he was suspended from have to be held up by a bridge crane, but was able to move to a much cheaper jib style alternative.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on November 17, 2015, 06:26:31 PM
At the very moment I want to feel pity for OS, I see his ability to allow an islamo to rent his room/wife and play havoc upon the more decent among him.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: Boudicca on November 17, 2015, 07:46:47 PM
What is this? Is it a diary entry?  What's the point?

Steve, I know you're dying but that doesn't excuse you from having some sort of point.

One begins to question if there is really an exit point, at this juncture.  I've known dying people.  They don't hang out on the internet posting and posturing. :whistling:
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: obumazombie on November 17, 2015, 07:53:39 PM
One begins to question if there is really an exit point, at this juncture.  I've known dying people.  They don't hang out on the internet posting and posturing. :whistling:

You're right of course.
But they do get more active after they die...at the polls.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on November 17, 2015, 07:58:10 PM
This POS OS is too busy dying to enjoy the life he has left.  No pity, just patience until his idiocy is buried with his prattle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r015cLUtezs
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: franksolich on November 17, 2015, 08:10:01 PM
I've known dying people.  They don't hang out on the internet posting and posturing.

Uh huh.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: JakeStyle on November 18, 2015, 12:21:13 AM
Steve is an enormously fat guy that sits around the house in his sweat pants all day dreaming of ways to make himself relevant to the DUmp. If he had some writing skills we might see some quality bouncies from him, but given the idiotic nature of his posts, that isn't going to happen.
Title: Re: A relative just got laid off... The big guy
Post by: Ken8521 on November 18, 2015, 04:15:28 AM
I had three eggs for breakfast this morning. 
Over easy. 
A side of bacon.
Coffee.
And toast. 
I got crumbs in the butter.
But it could have been much worse.

--
I started off with a mocking diary entry but I think I ended up with a sort of poem.  I'll have to check for an open mic night and see how it goes over.  Toast crumbs in the butter.  Now that's pathos!

Bacon should always be had w/ a side of eggs.

So was the big guy's relative a union member?  He's constantly singing the praises of unionizing... surely he passed on his wisdom on how to keep a job (ie, get locked in to a union contract and be lazy w/ the rest of them)