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Current Events => Politics => Topic started by: DumbAss Tanker on November 16, 2015, 04:47:15 PM

Title: Barfing from Jeb Sickness
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 16, 2015, 04:47:15 PM
Jeb has a commercial out (Yeah, okay, all "Paid for by some damn' PAC" disclaimer) with a suspense-inducing musical background, talking about how he should be Prez because he was governor of Florida as if he was the only successful governor to ever run (Mitt somebody-or-other, for instance).  But the part that really makes me want to launch a Technicolor yawn is his line "Children started to learn."

Granted, it would explain a lot about Florida if it was true that children did not learn anything until he became governor, which means they probably stopped after that as well.  But it's such an over-the-top malaprop that it just makes me want to hurl every time I hear it, which is WAAAYYYY too often.
Title: Re: Barfing from Jeb Sickness
Post by: wasp69 on November 16, 2015, 04:51:49 PM
Jeb has a commercial out (Yeah, okay, all "Paid for by some damn' PAC" disclaimer) with a suspense-inducing musical background, talking about how he should be Prez because he was governor of Florida as if he was the only successful governor to ever run (Mitt somebody-or-other, for instance).  But the part that really makes me want to launch a Technicolor yawn is his line "Children started to learn."

Granted, it would explain a lot about Florida if it was true that children did not learn anything until he became governor, which means they probably stopped after that as well.  But it's such an over-the-top malaprop that it just makes me want to hurl every time I hear it, which is WAAAYYYY too often.

Be comforted, Tanker, it's the death throes of his campaign you are witnessing - he'll expire soon.
Title: Re: Barfing from Jeb Sickness
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on November 16, 2015, 05:40:39 PM
Be comforted, Tanker, it's the death throes of his campaign you are witnessing - he'll expire soon.

From your lips to God's ears, my friend.