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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on November 09, 2015, 05:16:47 PM
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Sat Nov 7, 2015, 08:00 PM
Star Member blogslut (29,424 posts)
My longhair cat and her dingleberries
She hates me tuching da butt regardless. But it's always an adventure when a poo gets stuck to her precious booty fur.
First she streaks through the house. Then she lets out a few yowls. Then comes the floor scooching. Then comes me, trying to catch her and hold her down while I pull the offending dingle off with a paper towel. Then comes more running and yowling and not one lick or cuddle of thanks. Not one.
Sat Nov 7, 2015, 08:19 PM
Star Member The Velveteen Ocelot (41,692 posts)
1. Ungrateful little beast.
I got to step barefoot on a fresh poo last night - apparently a dingleberry that got loose. Eww. I couldn't even figure out which cat to blame it on (though I have my suspicions).
Sat Nov 7, 2015, 08:50 PM
Star Member blogslut (29,424 posts)
2. Sorry about that :(
Lately I've been lucky to catch kitty before the berry comes loose from the butt. But I've had several occasions where I found a fallen berry in my bed - the hard way.
Sat Nov 7, 2015, 09:03 PM
avebury (6,494 posts)
3. You might want to hae a professional groomer or
your vet shave her butt.
Sun Nov 8, 2015, 02:27 AM
Star Member Vincardog (19,168 posts)
5. Wrap her in a towel with her but hanging out. Be quick about it no need to shave a trim
will do
Sun Nov 8, 2015, 03:29 AM
Star Member irisblue (5,512 posts)
6. 2 people, one to wrap & hold. one to trim, fast
maybe?
Sun Nov 8, 2015, 02:43 PM
Star Member Vincardog (19,168 posts)
8. iT WORKS FOR ME
^^^I can't tell if this primitive's comment is in reference to shaving a cat's ass or their own ass. One never knows with the primitives.
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Hey DUmmies. Save them till you have three cups. Make pie!
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Call Captain Kirk, he'll keep the Klingons off Uranus.
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^^^I can't tell if this primitive's comment is in reference to shaving a cat's ass or their own ass. One never knows with the primitives.
I'm fairly certain the primitive does not own a cat, but has great experience with dingleberries and ass shaving!
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Hey DUmmies. Save them till you have three cups. Make pie!
How about a cake? (Yes, it's a real cake)
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Sat Nov 7, 2015, 08:00 PM
Star Member blogslut (29,424 posts)
My longhair cat and her dingleberries
She hates me tuching da butt regardless. But it's always an adventure when a poo gets stuck to her precious booty fur.
First she streaks through the house. Then she lets out a few yowls. Then comes the floor scooching. Then comes me, trying to catch her and hold her down while I pull the offending dingle off with a paper towel. Then comes more running and yowling and not one lick or cuddle of thanks. Not one.
You put that in there so that people don't think you use your bare hands didn't you? We all know you probably do otherwise you wouldn't have specified it.
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Unless they're grossly obese, most cats are capable of keeping themselves clean.
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Sat Nov 7, 2015, 08:50 PM
Star Member blogslut (29,424 posts)
2. Sorry about that :(
Lately I've been lucky to catch kitty before the berry comes loose from the butt. But I've had several occasions where I found a fallen berry in my bed - the hard way.
stevenumbers would hit it.
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Unless they're grossly obese, most cats are capable of keeping themselves clean.
Which explains Underground Panther.
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The Tucson tart's unfortunate therapy cat has to clean the dingleberries from her butt.
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The Tucson tart's unfortunate therapy cat has to clean the dingleberries from her butt.
I wonder if Therapy Cat is on disability for PADSD (Post-Amber's Dingleberries Stress Disorder).
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Star Member blogslut (29,424 posts)
My longhair cat and her dingleberries
She hates me tuching da butt regardless. But it's always an adventure when a poo gets stuck to her precious booty fur.
I suggest scrubbing the cats ass with a corncob soaked in turpentine. Let me know how that turns out for you.
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I suggest scrubbing the cats ass with a corncob soaked in turpentine. Let me know how that turns out for you.
Then pat it down with a Skydrol soaked rag.
Airplane people know of what I speak. :whistling:
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The best cure for any cat malady... shove that stupid thing outside and forget about it.
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MY cat is prim, proper, and very clean. Old as hell, and fat, too.
God, even DUmmie pets are freaking disgusting.... :whistling: One can't be too harsh on the canine, or feline though. They do seem to take after their masters, after all.
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The only thing that goes with a warm slice of dingle-berry pie, is a thin slab of Fumunda cheese on top.
Gitcha some DUmmies.
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The only thing that goes with a warm slice of dingle-berry pie, is a thin slab of Fumunda cheese on top.
Gitcha some DUmmies.
One of the DUmmies just made a house for a frog, and thinks of herself as a good "frog mommie".
Maybe the DUmmie frog can decorate the pie.
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One of the DUmmies just made a house for a frog, and thinks of herself as a good "frog mommie".
Maybe the DUmmie frog can decorate the pie.
Maybe the frog is the only thing that will hop in the sack with her.
I'll go to my room now.
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My first thought was "What the hell are they feeding the cat that would cause it to have shitballs hanging from its butt fur?"
My second thought was "Why don't they shave the cat's ass to get rid of the shitballs?"
My third thought was "It's a DUmmie's cat, it's 10x smarter than its owner, it gets shitballs on its ass so the DUmmie has to run after it all day because the DUmmie is too stupid to change the cat's diet or shave the cat's ass, and cats are devious. The cat is no doubt laughing its balls off at the DUmmie, because the cat doesn't have to clean the shitballs off its own ass."
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Maybe the frog is the only thing that will hop in the sack with her.
I'll go to my room now.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Maybe the frog is the only thing that will hop in the sack with her.
I'll go to my room now.
Blech. :p I would rather croak.
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Blech. :p I would rather croak.
The way you keep a frog from croaking, is with a rivet.