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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Patriot Guard Rider on November 05, 2015, 10:03:07 AM
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I like the :bouncy:'s where the DUmmie is waiting in a checkout line and strikes up a conversation with the person in front of them, only to find out, to their horror, they're a conservative who backs (Trump, Cruz, Carson, etc. - pick one) and who loudly calls them out and tells them how wrong they are for not backing (Cankles, Bernista, M'OM - pick one), and the conservative says they never considered that, but are willing to take a good look at the dem candidates. They then walk away convinced they've changed the mind of a conservative.
THAT kind of :bouncy:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251767937
I said in another thread I like the grocery store :bouncy:'s. Here's one......
Star Member Aerows (34,706 posts)
I went to the grocery store today. A Clinton Sanders divergence.
I blurted out "you have to be shitting me" for 3.98 each for tomatoes. A nice lady I didn't know (know her now) was there and I apologized for the ugly language. We started discussing the economy.
Later, I arrived at the checkout counter, and a lovely African American lady and her child were in the line behind me.
I'm not exactly certain how we got on the topic of voting for Clinton, but the white cashier and the AA standing right by me both said they can't stand her.
I brought up Sanders. "I've heard about him, isn't he the one that is not launching negative campaigns"? I had three different people discussing how much better it would be to elect Sanders. The lady that had a book in front of me stopped and listed places where you could register to vote.
I do more every damn day without getting paid for it to get Bernie Sanders elected than a SuperPAC ever could. So can everybody else. Our daily lives - that is what he wants to improve.
To be honest, I'd be depressed as hell if Hillary Clinton was my candidate, strictly because of the maudlin air that they can't win unless they go into the gutter.
I am *PROUD* of Bernie Sanders.
Cool story, bro!
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You know, the raccoon-bitten Aerows primitive lives way down there in deepest Mississippi.
I really doubt she'll find anyone sympathetic to Methuselah down there.
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The "bouncies" are one of may favorite reads from DU, always have been even before I knew what they were called. I think we are missing a great opportunity here. We should save all of them and publish them, might have to change them slightly to get around copyright laws. We could include little tidbits about the author of each. I think the book would be a best seller!
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Later, I arrived at the checkout counter, and a lovely African American lady and her child were in the line behind me.
DUmmie has to throw the token black person in there to get the message out that blacks can "Feel the Bern", too. :rotf:
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DUmmie has to throw the token black person in there to get the message out that blacks can "Feel the Bern", too. :rotf:
As always, it's about race with the DUmmies (some of the most racist people on earth). He/She/It could have just said a woman and her child were behind her.
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Later, I arrived at the checkout counter, and a lovely African American lady and her child were in the line behind me.
As opposed to some other kind of African American? :shrug:
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A :bouncy: within a :bouncy:
SamKnause (4,804 posts)
88. I had a friend drop in yesterday.
I don't know this person well.
He is the son of the lady I bought my home from.
I stay in touch with both of them.
They have attended cookouts and met my family.
I see them maybe once every other year.
He noticed my Bernie sticker, on top of my tv, leaning up against my DirecTV box.
He picked it up and looked at it.
He looked at me and said, "I am a Republican, but I like Bernie".
My 2 cents.
Maybe he didn't want to argue with a Bernista. By the way, cool story bro.
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Dummies are the only people who encounter Republicans who are shifting to Democrats or liberals.
Every Republican and conservative I know has become even more conservative over the last seven years.
My one brother, who wasn't even really politically motivated, is so far right now it's amusing. Yet Dummies will claim that conservatives are supporting Bernie or Hillary.
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A :bouncy: within a :bouncy:
Maybe he didn't want to argue with a Bernista. By the way, cool story bro.
I like the product placement in that one but I would add in Pepsi or Nestea and Fritos or Mrs Howes Potato Chips. You know, dress it up a little more. Why stop with just a plug for DirectTV? Unless it's some sort of metaphor.
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He picked it up and looked at it.
He looked at me and said, "I am a Republican, but I like Bernie".
My 2 cents.
If it's urban and the little douche is under thirty, I can believe it.
Dummies are the only people who encounter Republicans who are shifting to Democrats or liberals.
Every Republican and conservative I know has become even more conservative over the last seven years.
My one brother, who wasn't even really politically motivated, is so far right now it's amusing. Yet Dummies will claim that conservatives are supporting Bernie or Hillary.
Not where I live either, but in the urban swamps, I can believe it. I've met very few, but then I really don't associate much less talk politics with, urban dwellers. Yes, the Conservative element is much harder now.
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If it's urban and the little douche is under thirty, I can believe it.
Not where I live either, but in the urban swamps, I can believe it. I've met very few, but then I really don't associate much less talk politics with, urban dwellers. Yes, the Conservative element is much harder now.
Even my moderate to slightly liberals friends from college are now much more conservative.
My college roommate is full on board with Trump and I don't think he's voted in any election.
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Even my moderate to slightly liberals friends from college are now much more conservative.
My college roommate is full on board with Trump and I don't think he's voted in any election.
If you aren't liberal at 20, you have no heart
If you aren't conservative at 40, you have no brain.
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Response to Aerows (Reply #10)
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 11:11 PM
JaneyVee (13,649 posts)
23. How is your raccoon bite healing?
I was worried about you there for a while. Hope you're doing better.
Response to JaneyVee (Reply #23)
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 11:14 PM
Star Member Aerows (34,712 posts)
25. Wow, nice.
I guess I'm rabid.
To answer you, I'm doing fantastic. It was a rough couple of months, I had shots injected directly into the bite wound, but you can hardly see it, now.
I would hope that you and yours never endure anything of that sort.
But hey, use any ammunition you can to see if it hits a target?
Response to Aerows (Reply #25)
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 11:18 PM
JaneyVee (13,649 posts)
27. Not everything is an attack.
I'm glad you're feeling better.
We're on each others team.
Response to JaneyVee (Reply #27)
Wed Nov 4, 2015, 11:20 PM
Star Member Aerows (34,712 posts)
29. I suspect that any team you and I would ever be on would be ... difficult in the ability to produce the desired goals of the team.
A fun little exchange between the old b and another primitive about halfway down the thread. It is so funny to watch these idiots eat their own. I guess they haven't learned from previous purges. I wonder how far rabid-woman is allowed to push the BS before it gets the ban hammer?
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I like PGR's threads and posts.
But I must admit, I like them better when PGR added the patented PGR sig line...
LIBERALS DISGUST ME!!!
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A :bouncy: within a :bouncy:
Maybe he didn't want to argue with a Bernista. By the way, cool story bro.
Or another possibility comes to mind. He likes Bernie because he thinks the GOP candidate will smoked his ass in the Presidential election.
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If you aren't liberal at 20, you have no heart
If you aren't conservative at 40, you have no brain.
Truer words have never been spoken.
of course, No Brain= Member of the FSA.
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The "bouncies" are one of may favorite reads from DU, always have been even before I knew what they were called. I think we are missing a great opportunity here. We should save all of them and publish them, might have to change them slightly to get around copyright laws. We could include little tidbits about the author of each. I think the book would be a best seller!
Oh so you missed the original bouncies? A little history: Back circa 2003-2005. The original bouncie, by a Dummie of the female type, whose handle was bouncy ball, was a hoot! Cops jumped out of the bushes. This was when Bush was president. It is probably around here somewhere. If not, might be at conservativeunderground.com Then the dummies, not to be outdone, all came up with bouncies.
The ones you see now are nothing compared to the originals.
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These newer bouncies read like a script to a colonial pen commercial. just as contrived as well.
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Oh so you missed the original bouncies? A little history: Back circa 2003-2005. The original bouncie, by a Dummie of the female type, whose handle was bouncy ball, was a hoot! Cops jumped out of the bushes. This was when Bush was president. It is probably around here somewhere. If not, might be at conservativeunderground.com Then the dummies, not to be outdone, all came up with bouncies.
The ones you see now are nothing compared to the originals.
Sorry I missed that, I'm late to the party. Before I knew this place existed (found out about it from DU of all places) I would troll DU, after a while it was getting dull with the exception of the bouncies, would read every one of them!
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If you aren't liberal at 20, you have no heart
If you aren't conservative at 40, you have no brain.
I guess I had no heart as I voted for Reagan when I was 21 in 1984. I would have voted for him in '80 but I was only 17.
Oh, and this primitive is still suffering from raccoon rabies -- she's brain dead and should be put out of her misery
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Also, even in blue NJ, no Republican likes Bernie Sanders. She is certifiably insane -- damn rabies!
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I guess I had no heart as I voted for Reagan when I was 21 in 1984. I would have voted for him in '80 but I was only 17.
Oh, and this primitive is still suffering from raccoon rabies -- she's brain dead and should be put out of her misery
I had the honor of voting for Reagan in 84 also, my first vote!
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If you aren't liberal at 20, you have no heart
If you aren't conservative at 40, you have no brain.
Guess I've been a proud heartless conservative my whole life. :cheersmate:
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Remember this one when the exit polls are wrong and we cheated again. :rotf:
Star Member Aerows (34,743 posts)
178. It boggles my mind
how there can be such high poll numbers of Hillary Clinton winning with so little enthusiasm among the people day to day.
You honestly can't trust the polls anymore, and I'd say that if Bernie was winning them, too.
Our press has become too compromised to trust.
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Guess I've been a proud heartless conservative my whole life. :cheersmate:
Greedy Bastard! :hyper:
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Oh so you missed the original bouncies? A little history: Back circa 2003-2005. The original bouncie, by a Dummie of the female type, whose handle was bouncy ball, was a hoot! Cops jumped out of the bushes. This was when Bush was president. It is probably around here somewhere. If not, might be at conservativeunderground.com Then the dummies, not to be outdone, all came up with bouncies.
The ones you see now are nothing compared to the originals.
In the sub forum of the DUmpster, "The DUmping Ground", there are links to the original threads.
One is called something like "Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits". The other is titled something like "My neighbor was racially profiled". The DUmmy RandomKoolZip claiming his tale of his Indian acquaintance being racially profiled while walking in a zig zag pattern. A true classic, IMHO.
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Sorry I missed that, I'm late to the party. Before I knew this place existed (found out about it from DU of all places) I would troll DU, after a while it was getting dull with the exception of the bouncies, would read every one of them!
No problem! CC has it covered. It has been recorded for all posterity. Once something gets out on the internet, it is out there forever. You got to check it out. You will laugh for hours. H5 to Ralph for the reminder. I completely forgot about The Dumping Ground.
In the sub forum of the DUmpster, "The DUmping Ground", there are links to the original threads.
One is called something like "Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits". The other is titled something like "My neighbor was racially profiled". The DUmmy RandomKoolZip claiming his tale of his Indian acquaintance being racially profiled while walking in a zig zag pattern. A true classic, IMHO.
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I'd forgotten about the Bouncy Greatest Hits, too! That should provide tons of reading pleasure for Jb2.
That business of injecting the races of the characters into the OP bouncy made me LOL. Also the lady who listed the places to register to vote. Happens every day.
Over at the thread, a fight immediately breaks out between a DUmmie who says people at her church love Hildabeast, and another who says "church is not a slice of American life. Have you been to a mosque?" Then, a funny drunken post:
Response to cascadiance (Reply #191)
Fri Nov 6, 2015, 12:55 PM
lewebley3 (1,367 posts)
193. I work with two muslins; They have invited us to the mosque
The men a were work with are very sexist: but they
know that the GOP on their friends
:lmao:
JaneyVee reveals that she lives in Manhattan. So, you know what's coming:
Response to JaneyVee (Reply #30)
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 08:30 PM
Cassiopeia (235 posts)
181. Manhattan.
Yeah, I'm sure you're speaking to a broad demographic such as people making 7.25/hr with no personal savings or wealth.
Might want to try outside of somewhere property sells in 7 digit territory on the low end.
Someone's not buying it:
Response to Aerows (Original post)
Thu Nov 5, 2015, 09:31 AM
66 dmhlt (1,799 posts)
97. This STORY is a load of ... Twaddle!
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"Twaddle" ??? That sounds like something gNads would type and misspell.
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"Twaddle" ??? That sounds like something gNads would type and misspell.
Or fizzy's pet name for her lady parts.
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Yoohoo, Aerows.
I found your little buddy.
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I wear my Trump MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN hat when I walk the dog. No one has been converted OR moved to attack me like a rabid DUmmie. I usually get a smile and either, oh, you're for Trump, or I'm voting for Ben...Rubio..and most often Trump. But then, unlike some of you unfortunate people at the cave who live among crazed Bernie bots and depraved Hitlary worshipers, my neighbors are sane and trustworthy. Too bad we live so damn close to the Mexican border with all the criminal fence hoppers that brings.
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In the sub forum of the DUmpster, "The DUmping Ground", there are links to the original threads.
One is called something like "Bouncy Ball's Greatest Hits". The other is titled something like "My neighbor was racially profiled". The DUmmy RandomKoolZip claiming his tale of his Indian acquaintance being racially profiled while walking in a zig zag pattern. A true classic, IMHO.
Thanks, going to check it out now!
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If you aren't liberal at 20, you have no heart
If you aren't conservative at 40, you have no brain.
:bouncy: I was quite amused recently when a couple of generally liberal FB friends (from a non-political social context) posted/"Liked" "No More Free Shit". :bouncy: Both are younger than me, but over 40.
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I guess I had no heart as I voted for Reagan when I was 21 in 1984. I would have voted for him in '80 but I was only 17.
Oh, and this primitive is still suffering from raccoon rabies -- she's brain dead and should be put out of her misery
Yeah, I, too, had a functioning brain before I grew a heart. Or maybe actually working some and seeing my Dad, a farmer, work while growing up triggered early brain growth that balanced my heart.
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:bouncy: I was quite amused recently when a couple of generally liberal FB friends (from a non-political social context) posted/"Liked" "No More Free Shit". :bouncy: Both are younger than me, but over 40.
Nowadays, just about everyone I know is younger than me. :(
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Response to cascadiance (Reply #191)
Fri Nov 6, 2015, 12:55 PM
lewebley3 (1,367 posts)
193. I work with two muslins ...
:rotf: ! Literally, :rotf: !
Muslins? Muslins? Doesn't this chemically-impaired DU-member realize that people who wear sheets are members of the KKK?!
Now I think about it, ME Muslims hate Jews and enslaved blacks, who they disdain. A connection? "Parallel Planet Development" (i.e. culture)?
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Nowadays, just about everyone I know is younger than me. :(
I know what you mean! I recently placed 2nd among men of my age group in a small half marathon ... because there were all of 2 men of my age group in the race. The other 60-something guy finished half an hour or an hour ahead of me ...