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Title: Actual black and queer (suck it Rolex randy) writing book after book.
Post by: Carl on November 03, 2015, 02:30:29 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027312360

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Tue Nov 3, 2015, 01:40 PM

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I just finished my fourth book
Hey everyone I just wanted to give you an update on what I've been doing. I just finished my fourth novel. Its called Diary of an African Prince and if you ever read the Princess Diaries its in the same tone as that novel. Twitter is having a pitch contest soon and I'm shopping for an actual publisher for the book right now. Send me your thoughts and prayers for me to find a publisher and I know its a long shot but I would love to find a producer who would like the story enough to option it for movie rights too. Thanks Democratic Underground family and I'm already hard at work on my fifth, sixth and seventh book. Maybe I'll take a vacation sometime soon, maybe.

Happy Thursday everyone.

Thought he was going to be a celebrity. :hyper:

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=93536.0

Someone on the short bus let Cordell use a computer again.
Title: Re: Actual black and queer (suck it Rolex randy) writing book after book.
Post by: dutch508 on November 03, 2015, 03:01:35 PM: Well, shit! By that standard I've written a book too!

It's called "The Truth behind the Campaign of 1809."

http://thetruth1809.blogspot.com/

I am a little behind on updating the blog but look for it soon!
Title: Re: Actual black and queer (suck it Rolex randy) writing book after book.
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2015, 03:11:32 PM: Diary of an African Prince???

That silly ****er's looking to get sued, by one of these three people:

(http://nolastudiola.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/prince-purplerain32.jpg)

(http://estaticos02.elmundo.es/elmundo/imagenes/2011/08/18/cultura/1313668013_0.jpg)

(http://www.religiousfreedomcoalition.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/BarackMalikObama-300x230.jpg)
Title: Re: Actual black and queer (suck it Rolex randy) writing book after book.
Post by: thundley4 on November 03, 2015, 03:28:01 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on November 03, 2015, 03:11:32 PM
Diary of an African Prince???

That silly ****er's looking to get sued, by one of these three people:

(http://www.religiousfreedomcoalition.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/BarackMalikObama-300x230.jpg)

Obama won't sue. He's and African princess not prince.
Title: Re: Actual black and queer (suck it Rolex randy) writing book after book.
Post by: Chris_ on November 03, 2015, 04:21:00 PM: I hope Eddie Murphy doesn't hear about this.

(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/kayaktn/eddie-murphy-joke-meme_zpspy7fan6y.png)
Title: Re: Actual black and queer (suck it Rolex randy) writing book after book.
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2015, 06:07:11 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on November 03, 2015, 03:28:01 PM
Obama won't sue. He's and African princess not prince.

I meant the other guy. Barry was his catamite.
Title: Re: Actual black and queer (suck it Rolex randy) writing book after book.
Post by: thundley4 on November 03, 2015, 06:31:18 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on November 03, 2015, 06:07:11 PM
I meant the other guy. Barry was his catamite.

Is catamite another word for gay lover?
Title: Re: Actual black and queer (suck it Rolex randy) writing book after book.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on November 03, 2015, 06:36:02 PM: Linda Lovelace could not get this out of his pajamas. He's ripe for a Jihadi pickin'.
Title: Re: Actual black and queer (suck it Rolex randy) writing book after book.
Post by: Big Dog on November 03, 2015, 08:40:31 PM: Quote from: thundley4 on November 03, 2015, 06:31:18 PM
Is catamite another word for gay lover?

Yes, specifically a young boy with an older man.