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Title: Halloween Reveler Wearing Only Trench Coat And Fake Penis Arrested For Drunk Dri
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 02, 2015, 09:24:22 PM

Halloween Reveler Wearing Only Trench Coat And Fake Penis Arrested For Drunk Driving. Then Things Got Weird...
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/halloween-toilet-paper-flasher-896542

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After being arrested for drunk driving, a Halloween reveler wearing only a trench coat and “a piece of cloth that looked like a penis” attempted to eat toilet paper in a bid to foil a Breathalyzer test, Iowa police report.

Cops yesterday pulled over Ross McDonald, 39, after they spotted him driving the wrong way on an Iowa City street around 3 AM. According to a criminal complaint, McDonald was “extremely confused” and could not tell officers “what bar he was coming from.”

What is Ross McDonald's DU name?  :mental: