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Title: Is Bernie Sanders really Ralph Nader with funny hair?
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 01, 2015, 09:02:56 PM
Is Bernie Sanders really Ralph Nader with funny hair?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1251481891

A Hillary Bot thinks Bernie Sanders is Ralph Nader with funny hair. The Bernie bots are fighting back of course.

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Armstead (36,805 posts)

Is Bernie Sanders really Ralph Nader with funny hair?

Last edited Thu Jul 30, 2015, 07:25 AM - Edit history (1)
 Just wondering. It's a concern. Can any of you Sanders supporters prove he isn't Ralph in disguise?

Has anyone ever seen them in the same room together in public? I'm concerned.

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still_one (39,545 posts)
3. No. He is not running as a third party

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udbcrzy2 (864 posts)
6. He's kicking a$$ isn't he?

He's going to win the Democratic primary and then the Presidency. FDR's New Deal 2.0

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DFL_Wellstone_dems (23 posts)
7. Very funny Ralph. Go to bed.

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Armstead (36,805 posts)
15. He is aiding the Republicans by forcing the Democrats to have an actual contested primary

That's so messy.

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Juicy_Bellows (1,231 posts)
9. Running as a Democrat. So, NOPE. Nt.

Edit - let's judge your hair eh?
Let me get this straight. Bernie Sanders is technically not a Democrat, but running as one. Would you vote for Ralph Nader if he ran as a Democrat?

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el_bryanto (10,536 posts)
17. Brilliant!

I never would have put it together if it weren't for your insightful questioning, but now there's no doubt in my mind that Bernie Sanders and Ralph Nader are the same person.

Now here's my theory, Hillary Clinton has been replaced by an automaton created in top secret Goldman Sachs laboratories and is powered by the collective suffering of former Lehman Brothers Brokers; she will never dare to question her dark masters and their financial whims.

Bryant
Title: Re: Is Bernie Sanders really Ralph Nader with funny hair?
Post by: freedumb2003b on November 01, 2015, 09:14:23 PM
He is Karl Marx with funny hair.

And that is a hair-raising concept.
Title: Re: Is Bernie Sanders really Ralph Nader with funny hair?
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on November 01, 2015, 11:13:08 PM
He is the old Jewish guy you run into at the deli.

Don't listen to Michael Savage often, but he nailed a perfect Crazy Uncle Bernie imitation recently.
Title: Re: Is Bernie Sanders really Ralph Nader with funny hair?
Post by: SVPete on November 02, 2015, 06:27:58 AM
 :popcorn: :o Unless this was in their Humor forum - DU folk and Progs of their ilk don't seem to me like they have enough of a sense of humor to have such a forum - how in Hades is this juvenile dig worthy of a thread?! :o :popcorn:
Title: Re: Is Bernie Sanders really Ralph Nader with funny hair?
Post by: dutch508 on November 02, 2015, 08:14:55 AM
I found a Bernie Sanders video from when he was younger!!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc[/youtube]
Title: Re: Is Bernie Sanders really Ralph Nader with funny hair?
Post by: Ptarmigan on November 02, 2015, 09:14:15 PM
:popcorn: :o Unless this was in their Humor forum - DU folk and Progs of their ilk don't seem to me like they have enough of a sense of humor to have such a forum - how in Hades is this juvenile dig worthy of a thread?! :o :popcorn:

It was in the Political section.