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Title: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 20, 2015, 10:01:51 PM: Ptarmigans are divine in Japan. In Japanese, it is Raicho, which means "thunder bird" or "messenger of god". They are a special monument in Japan.

Raicho
http://raicho-mimamori.net/us/
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: obumazombie on October 20, 2015, 10:31:47 PM: I just saw the movie "Indestructible".
My attitude toward the Japanese has worsened since then.
And what about the "Divine Wind" ?
Wasn't that what they called the Kamikazes ?
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 21, 2015, 07:20:26 AM: Ain't Japan primarily Shinto religion? :whistling: O-)
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: FlaGator on October 21, 2015, 07:49:03 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 20, 2015, 10:01:51 PM
Ptarmigans are divine in Japan. In Japanese, it is Raicho, which means "thunder bird" or "messenger of god". They are a special monument in Japan.

Raicho
http://raicho-mimamori.net/us/

Japan is a pagan nation... I'm just saying
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 21, 2015, 01:10:31 PM: I always thought a "thunder bird" was when you give off a squeaking fart while sitting on one of those folding metal chairs.
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 21, 2015, 01:48:59 PM: Quote from: obumazombie on October 20, 2015, 10:31:47 PM
I just saw the movie "Indestructible".
My attitude toward the Japanese has worsened since then.
And what about the "Divine Wind" ?
Wasn't that what they called the Kamikazes ?

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me2H7Ja93Wg[/youtube]
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: thundley4 on October 21, 2015, 04:10:33 PM: Japan: home of tentacle porn. 'Nuff said. :rofl:
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 21, 2015, 09:02:58 PM: Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on October 21, 2015, 01:10:31 PM
I always thought a "thunder bird" was when you give off a squeaking fart while sitting on one of those folding metal chairs.

Rabbits are God's enemies along with ermines/stoats, gyrfalcons, and foxes.
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 22, 2015, 10:22:12 PM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 20, 2015, 10:01:51 PM
Ptarmigans are divine in Japan. In Japanese,
Over here they are Original or Extra Crispy.
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 23, 2015, 05:33:57 AM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on October 22, 2015, 10:22:12 PM
Over here they are Original or Extra Crispy.

Then they're divine, right? :whistling: :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on October 23, 2015, 08:48:21 AM: (http://msnbcmedia2.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/060609/060609_chicken_bcol_10a.grid-6x2.jpg)
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 23, 2015, 09:19:13 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 23, 2015, 05:33:57 AM
Then they're divine, right? :whistling: :fuelfire:

Ptarmigans are God's chosen one. Rabbits are God's enemy along with gyrfalcon, ermine, and goshawks. :fuelfire:
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 26, 2015, 07:15:23 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 23, 2015, 09:19:13 PM
Ptarmigans are God's chosen one. Rabbits are God's enemy along with gyrfalcon, ermine, and goshawks. :fuelfire:

Their relatives--ruffed grouse--were smart enough not to cross my path this past weekend, while deer hunting. :whistling:
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 26, 2015, 09:52:25 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 26, 2015, 07:15:23 AM
Their relatives--ruffed grouse--were smart enough not to cross my path this past weekend, while deer hunting. :whistling:

For every dead grouse is a thousand dead rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, and goshawks. :yahoo:
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 27, 2015, 07:48:00 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 26, 2015, 09:52:25 PM
For every dead grouse is a thousand dead rabbits, gyrfalcons, ermines, and goshawks. :yahoo:

I did let a snowshoe hare go . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 27, 2015, 09:34:43 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 27, 2015, 07:48:00 AM
I did let a snowshoe hare go . . . :whistling:

The snowshoe hare is a terrorist. He will kill humans like all lagomorphs. :argh:
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 28, 2015, 07:37:46 AM: Quote from: Ptarmigan on October 27, 2015, 09:34:43 PM
The snowshoe hare is a terrorist. He will kill humans like all lagomorphs. :argh:

One of the guys in the camp told me that he saw two ruffed grouse the day before, but he didn't shoot them--because he didn't have his shotgun at the time. :ohsnap:
Title: Re: Divine Ptarmigans
Post by: Ptarmigan on October 28, 2015, 10:11:14 PM: Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 28, 2015, 07:37:46 AM
One of the guys in the camp told me that he saw two ruffed grouse the day before, but he didn't shoot them--because he didn't have his shotgun at the time. :ohsnap:

Humanity is saved. :yahoo: