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Title: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on October 19, 2015, 04:19:44 PM
This is the most idiotic idea I think I've ever heard. Many comments rightfully shoot down this stupid idea but the fact Salon decided to put it into cyber-print shows the lengths the left will go to to eradicate guns. (Not paying attention to those pulling the trigger).

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1172178456

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sarisataka (5,786 posts)

Want a gun? Take a bullet:
Want a gun? Take a bullet: Take this, gutless NRA cowards — you can have a gun, once you understand the pain of being shot

As a teen I watched Chris Rock brilliantly address America’s gun problem during his Bigger and Blacker stand up. “We don’t need gun control,” Rock pleaded to a packed house, “We need bullet control––if bullets were $5000, people would think before they shot some one! You gotta really piss someone off for them to dump $50,000 worth of bullets in to you!” And just like the crowd, my brother, some friends and I erupted in laughter.

Rock was definitely on point, $5000 bullets would be great but I’d take it a step further––I believe that being shot should be requirement for gun ownership in America. It’s very simple. You need to have gun, like taking selfies with pistols, can’t live with out it? Then take a bullet and you will be granted the right to purchase the firearm of your choice.

If we could successfully implement this rule, I guarantee the mass shootings will stop. Watching cable news now in days makes me physically ill. Week in and week out we are forced to learn about another coward, who can’t stand to deal with the same rejection that most of us face–– so they strap themselves with guns and then cock and spray at innocent people. Heartbroken survivors and family member images go viral, as our elected officials remain clueless.

The Democrats faced off for the first time this week. Clinton lead with a stat that was just as staggering as it was sad, “90 people a day die due to gun violence!” followed by the rhetoric that has been tossed around for years––more rigorous gun laws coupled with a stricter screening process and plans that are never clear or properly fleshed out. She and Bernie traded blows on who’s tougher but still––no solutions on aggressively addressing this matter.

http://www.salon.com/2015/10/16/want_a_gun_take_a_bullet_new_rule_before_you_pack_heat_you_will_know_what_it_feels_like_to_be_shot/
Reasonable discussion...
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: diesel driver on October 19, 2015, 04:49:10 PM
I would prefer a demonstration first.

How about it, DUmmie sarisataka.  You up for it?
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: thundley4 on October 19, 2015, 05:15:05 PM
Before you can purchase a car, you have to be hit by one first.

Before you can collect any government benefits, you have to have paid taxes, and you can only collect those benefits as the same amount of time you paid taxes.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: Zathras on October 19, 2015, 05:18:53 PM
Before you can purchase a car, you have to be hit by one first.

Before you can collect any government benefits, you have to have paid taxes, and you can only collect those benefits as the same amount of time you paid taxes.

And while we're at it, if you advocate taxing people at 90%, you get taxed at 90%.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on October 19, 2015, 05:20:33 PM
And while we're at it, if you advocate taxing people at 90%, you get taxed at 90%.

Heh.. :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on October 19, 2015, 05:36:06 PM
On a similar note, Omaha Steve is still kicking as far as we know.   What route has he plotted I wonder.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: obumazombie on October 19, 2015, 05:44:54 PM
Want a ham sandwich ?
Take a muslim.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: Boudicca on October 19, 2015, 09:13:49 PM
Want a ham sandwich ?
Take a muslim.

Well, only if they stand with the Muzzie as it protests. :-)
 :dozer:

PS:  Been meaning to ask you, zombs, are you advocating on behalf of white men or zombies when you say you're the last of a great minority?    :tongue::rotf:
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: Mr Mannn on October 19, 2015, 10:11:10 PM
Liberals love arguments like this. They love to add impossible demands upon people just to exercise a right or speak a contrary opinion.

Remember this? "Unless you're willing to go fight in Iraq, you have no right to support the war.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: txradioguy on October 20, 2015, 03:03:21 AM
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sarisataka (5,786 posts)

Want a gun? Take a bullet:
Want a gun? Take a bullet: Take this, gutless NRA cowards — you can have a gun, once you understand the pain of being shot

I volunteered to take a bullet...if necessary...every day for the last 17 1/2 years of my adult life serving my country.

Your point?
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: txradioguy on October 20, 2015, 03:06:57 AM
@dwatkinsworld is this idiots twitter handle if you'd like to add to what I said to him. 
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: SVPete on October 20, 2015, 08:08:03 AM
I'll make this moron a deal. I'll take as many bullets as the number of humans my Dad's and Uncles' hit with their guns (military service excluded). Which was zero!
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 20, 2015, 08:32:29 AM
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sarisataka (5,786 posts)

Want a gun? Take a bullet:
From the same people that wet their pants because they do not a woman to see an ultrasound of her unborn child before aborting it.  ::)
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: thundley4 on October 20, 2015, 11:30:27 AM
From the same people that wet their pants because they do not a woman to see an ultrasound of her unborn child before aborting it.  ::)

Want an abortion? Have your neck cut and your brain sucked out first.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 20, 2015, 01:16:45 PM
Want an abortion? Have your neck cut and your brain sucked out first.
For most liberals the latter would be like pumping out a dry well.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: Skul on October 20, 2015, 02:17:03 PM
Cool, I earned my gun decades ago. How many do I get?

If the primitives want a bathtub, (ya, I know.) I get to drown them in it first.   :yahoo:
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: delilahmused on October 20, 2015, 02:44:45 PM
How the hell does this even make sense?

Cindie
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: wasp69 on October 20, 2015, 04:06:49 PM
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Want a gun? Take a bullet: Take this, gutless NRA cowards — you can have a gun, once you understand the pain of being shot

Want my guns, asshole?  You'll get every bullet I own.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: franksolich on October 20, 2015, 04:21:18 PM
Want an abortion? Have your neck cut and your brain sucked out first.

Hear, hear.

:clap:
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: jukin on October 20, 2015, 05:03:56 PM
Want health care? Pay for it.

BTW the Second Amendment it's the law DUchebags!
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: docstew on October 22, 2015, 01:54:26 PM
I know it's not original, but:
Taxing ammunition because you can't get rid of guns is the same as taxing ink because you can't get rid of hostile press.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 22, 2015, 02:09:25 PM
I know it's not original, but:
Taxing ammunition because you can't get rid of guns is the same as taxing ink because you can't get rid of hostile press.

That's pretty good--I'd never heard that one before.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: Revolution on October 22, 2015, 11:26:50 PM
Liberals love arguments like this. They love to add impossible demands upon people just to exercise a right or speak a contrary opinion.

Remember this? "Unless you're willing to go fight in Iraq, you have no right to support the war.

Firstly, that's one of the best GIFs I've ever seen, Mr. Mann. Ever!

Secondly, I am visually impaired, so I wouldn't be a great idea for me to own a gun. I cannot do a lot of things, but if I owned a fire arm, do not think you could break into my place freely without penalty. Visually impaired doesn't mean blind.

Third, I would gladly take a bullet in certain circumstances. If a kid were being abused (or animal for that matter) andm e being shot would be the end of it. (Hopefully not fatally)

Doubt any of you so called "humanitarians" or you PETA loving assholes could say the same, and if you do, I'm calling you a liar right to your face. You bozos are cowards to the core.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: Bad Dog on October 23, 2015, 03:33:34 PM
sariskaka needs to remember that it is better to give than receive and, I'm here to help.
Title: Re: Salon.com: Want a gun? Take a bullet
Post by: beholden on October 31, 2015, 09:04:55 PM
sarisataka is one of the more vocal pro 2A DUmmies at skins island, he was just posting an article written by someone else.