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Title: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: franksolich on October 17, 2015, 09:05:08 PM: http://www.democraticunderground.com/115755436

Oh my.

This is gross.

Candy cat shit? Severed human hands made of meatloaf? "Eyeball" cookies?

There are some people in this world one just doesn't want to know.

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dem in texas (1,247 posts) Sat Oct 10, 2015, 06:06 PM

Do you make any special treat for Halloween?

When my kids were young, I'd go all out for Halloween, even did it when grandkids came along. I made eyeball cookies, worms in blood sauce and kitty litter cake, just to name a few.

My mother, who had a special dish for every holiday, would make spice cup cakes. She would ice them with a lemon buttercream frosting and put on raisins for eyes and mouth and a piece of corn candy for the nose, so they'd look like jack-o-lanterns.

Now, I don't do anything special. No kids at home, so the fun is gone.

Because of the suspicion about Halloween treats caused by the antics of anti-children primitives--putting pins into apples or cyanide into cookies and somesuch--I never bothered handing out candy. I just went to the bank and got a few rolls of half-dollars, and gave those out instead.

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dem in texas (1,247 posts) Sun Oct 11, 2015, 12:53 AM

6. Lots of Gross out food recipes on the internet

It was about 1o or 12 years ago when I made the kitty litter cake, now it is the favorite gross-out cake for Halloween and the recipe is posted on the internet many times. It makes are large cake, enough for 15 to 20 people.

For eyeball cookies, there recipes for these on the internet too. We first made these cookies years ago before the internet was around. We made a basic sugar cookies and cut the dough in rounds. We iced the cookies with a white icing with a dab of chocolate frosting in the center. Let the cookies dry so the icing is set, then take some undiluted red cake coloring and using a soft fine paint brush, paint in the blood veins so you have blood-shot eyes. Yum! Yum!

For the worms and blood, we cooked pasta, cut in short pieces and mixed with tomato sauce.

There are so many fun things you can do with the food for a Halloween party. Just let your imagination run wild, making some really gross food*, knowing that it will never be eaten, it just adds to the theme of the Halloween party.

*as pointed out above, there are just some people one doesn't care to know.

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MrMickeysMom (16,374 posts) Sun Oct 11, 2015, 12:09 AM
in response to the bloody axe primitive's photograph of a severed human hand made of meatloaf

5. LOVE the meatloaf hand!!!

Must be on monster mashed potatoes!

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dem in texas (1,247 posts) Sat Oct 10, 2015, 11:22 PM

4. More like Halloween party food, not for Trick or Treat

I guess we've always had a lot of Halloween parties and made crazy. icky food for these parties. That is what I was thinking about. For trick or treat, I am like everyone else, just hand out pre-sealed candies.

We used to do crazy things for Halloween. One year, instead of bobbing for apples, we had bobbing for body parts* (used rubber dolls from the thrift store, took them apart and sprayed with blotches of red paint (for blood). Had a friend dress as a fortune teller and used a Ouija board. Another time, we went to the old country cemetery that is a short walk from my house to look for ghosts. None found, but everyone had fun.

*refer to comment previously asterisked, above.

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Nay (8,255 posts) Thu Oct 15, 2015, 05:47 PM

8. I made kitty litter cake several times and grossed everybody out. The

melted Tootsie rolls for cat poops were just . . . too realistic! Only severely demented people like me enjoyed it.*

I also make bat sugar cookies now that I have a little grandson.

*don't bother coming anywhere near franksolich's sphere of existence, please.
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: Carl on October 17, 2015, 09:15:31 PM: Quote
Only severely demented people like me

A rare moment of honesty.
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: Big Dog on October 18, 2015, 01:21:55 PM: fizzy hands out half-eaten pot cookies. The kids hate them, but her fellow stoner hippies would drink her urine for the spillover THC.
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: Boudicca on October 18, 2015, 05:19:54 PM: Now, I don't do anything special. No kids at home, so the fun is gone.

For some strange reason (maybe their NAMBLA loving hearts) this sentence from the dimmie creeped me out.
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on October 18, 2015, 06:06:40 PM: Rhubarb leaves with arugula disguise is the best treat for self identified leftists.
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: Chris_ on October 18, 2015, 06:21:35 PM: Quote from: DUmpsterDiver on October 18, 2015, 06:06:40 PM
Rhubarb leaves with arugula disguise is the best treat for self identified leftists.
Free range baby greens with a cage-free vinaigrette served on organic, pesticide-free tableware.
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 18, 2015, 06:47:48 PM: I'm surprised that no one has suggested raiding cat litter boxes . . . :puke: :runaway:
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: BattleHymn on October 18, 2015, 08:58:38 PM: The most horrifying thing I can think of to put out for the kiddies would be a broth of NJCher's puke stew:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Soup_zps5048c487.jpg)

What's in it? I'm glad you asked, because I think I finally figured it out. Sit back and enjoy a ballad about NJCher's puke stew chowder:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVV45pULUI0[/youtube]

NJCher's Chowder (Puke Stew)

There's ice cream, cold cream, benzine, and gasoline, soup-beans, string beans, floating all around
Sponge cake, beefsteak, mistakes, stomach ache, cream-puffs, earmuffs, many to be found
Silk hats, doormats, bed slats, democrats, cowbells, doorbells, beckon you to dine
Meatballs, fish balls, mothballs, cannonballs, come on in, boy the chowder's fine

Won't you bring back, won't you bring back, NJCher's puke stew chowder
From each helping you'll be yelping for a headache powder
And if they had it where we are, we might find a little Austin car
In a plate of NJCher's puke stew chowder

The memories of the golden west, friends I used to know
They take me to that boarding house where I lived long ago
Every Friday evening we would gather in the hall
Awaiting for the greatest treat of all

Won't you bring back, won't you bring back, NJCher's puke stew chowder
It was tuneful, every spoonful made you yodel louder
After dinner Uncle Ben used to fill his fountain pen
From a plate of NJCher's puke stew chowder

Ice cream, cold cream, benzine, and gasoline, soup-beans, string beans, floating all around
Sponge cake, beefsteak, mistakes, stomach ache, cream-puffs, earmuffs, many to be found
Silk hats, doormats, bed slats, democrats, cowbells, doorbells, beckon you to dine
Meatballs, fish balls, mothballs, cannonballs, come on in, boy the chowder's fine

Won't you bring back, won't you bring back, NJCher's puke stew chowder
From each helping you'll be yelping for a headache powder
And if they had it where we are, we might find a little Austin car
In a plate of NJCher's puke stew chowder

There's ice cream, cold cream, benzine, gasoline, soup-beans, string beans, floating all around
Sponge cake, beefsteak, mistakes, stomach ache, cream-puffs, earmuffs, many to be found
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 18, 2015, 09:26:51 PM: I love halloween. Lots of MILFS sheparding their offspring around. :evillaugh:
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: Boudicca on October 19, 2015, 09:04:49 PM: Quote from: BattleHymn on October 18, 2015, 08:58:38 PM
The most horrifying thing I can think of to put out for the kiddies would be a broth of NJCher's puke stew:
(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/Soup_zps5048c487.jpg)

What's in it? I'm glad you asked, because I think I finally figured it out. Sit back and enjoy a ballad about NJCher's puke stew chowder:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVV45pULUI0[/youtube]

OMG, how did you get a picture of Moochelle's newest culinary delight for our nauseous schoolchildren? :lol:
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: franksolich on October 20, 2015, 04:54:03 AM: Quote from: Boudicca on October 19, 2015, 09:04:49 PM
OMG, how did you get a picture of Moochelle's newest culinary delight for our nauseous schoolchildren? :lol:

That's a real thing, madam; it's all too real.

I don't believe you were around when it happened, but anyway, this is a culinary creation of Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor, the NJCher primitive, presently the informal leader of the cooking and baking primitives.

She was so proud of this abomination that she snapped and posted a photograph of it.

Opinions and perceptions vary as to what it looks like, but my take is that it resembles nothing more than a bad case of diarrhea where the sufferer forgot to flush the commode.

Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor was the winner of the franksolich for 2014, and is currently the front-runner to win it again this year.

http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=100080.0

explains it all; the photograph at the end, that of a child starving to death right in front of the camera, I ultimately removed because it was rather too, uh, haunting and graphic, but the hoity-toity Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor really needs to look upon such things, so that she may come to understand what a contemptible person she really is.

A new fact emerged after I wrote the award last December; it appears Ms. Vanderbilt-Astor was a childhood playmate of our esteemed colleague Skul. My, my, it's a small world.
Title: Re: primitives discuss treats they make for Halloween
Post by: USA4ME on October 20, 2015, 07:34:02 AM: Quote from:
dem in texas

I made eyeball cookies, worms in blood sauce and kitty litter cake, just to name a few.

IOW they hand out the previous night's left-overs.

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