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Title: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 15, 2015, 09:02:25 AM

I absolutely love the first paragraph of this.  That's all I'm putting here.

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When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle

LONDON –  A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

Who the deuce writes this stuff?  Actually, the AP, but it's here via Fox News.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2015/10/15/london-zoo-meerkat-expert-fined-for-assaulting-monkey-handler-in-dispute-over/?intcmp=hpbt4

Title: Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 15, 2015, 10:20:32 AM

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When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle

LONDON –  A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.

I read that article just 5 minutes ago and was thinking the writer sure had a good time with that one!

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecFPU--vvf0[/youtube]

Title: Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
Post by: Big Dog on October 15, 2015, 10:42:27 AM

Meerkat, monkey, and llama? Sounds like The Lion King, After Dark!

At least one of them knows about that ol' monkey love.

[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=qpgTC9MDx1o[/youtube]

Title: Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 15, 2015, 10:59:29 AM

Quote from: Big Dog on October 15, 2015, 10:42:27 AM

At least one of them knows about that ol' monkey love.

 :racist:

Title: Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
Post by: SVPete on October 15, 2015, 08:45:01 PM

Ah, a menagerie-a-trois!

Title: Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
Post by: obumazombie on October 15, 2015, 09:59:17 PM

3 zookeepers walk into a monkey bar...

Title: Re: When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
Post by: Boudicca on October 16, 2015, 08:58:24 AM

Quote from: SVPete on October 15, 2015, 08:45:01 PM

Ah, a menagerie-a-trois!

 :thatsright:  :rotf:  :cheersmate: