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Title: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: Tess Anderson on October 12, 2015, 05:50:41 PM
and she thinks she passed:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018805854

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Mon Oct 12, 2015, 03:10 PM
Star Member mopinko (44,775 posts)

cross posted from farm/rural life- woo000ooot


nobody seem to notice it there, so i wanted to post it here.

just had the city inspector here to inspect my home, chickens and farm. he found no evidence of any code violations.
case will be dismissed at the next hearing.
he didnt even look all that hard.

floating on air.

of course, if people complain, they could start this all over. but the fact that it has already been dismissed means they have to come up with something new to complain about. since they threw the book at me this time, that will be damn hard to do.
#1 complainer has his house on the market now because he caught a much more legit case, and cant afford to bring it up to code. this is a very hot neighborhood, recently cited as one of the 3 best places to buy in.the.country. so he should be gone pretty quickly.

meanwhile, its party time.

(take that you trolls going on and on about the way i live.)

 :rotf:
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: Skul on October 12, 2015, 06:10:07 PM
Next up, a couple of pet pigs.   :rotf:
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: hillneck on October 12, 2015, 06:50:52 PM
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this is a very hot neighborhood, recently cited as one of the 3 best places to buy in.the.country.


Must be the chickenshit smell.       :rotf:
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: Carl on October 12, 2015, 07:14:00 PM
It is no doubt lying.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: franksolich on October 12, 2015, 07:28:25 PM
Oh now, why is Big Mo being this way?

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(take that you trolls going on and on about the way i live.)

It's because we care, Big Mo, we really do.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: I_B_Perky on October 12, 2015, 07:33:15 PM
Dummies lie. Dummies lie all the time.  I suspect he told her to clean up her place and gave her x amount of months to do it. In x months she will be back on the Dump complaining about the unfair treatment.

As for the guy moving... I imagine he just decided to cut his losses and get the hell out.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 12, 2015, 09:28:58 PM
Hey Mo - just give us an update on the ****ing parrots already
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 13, 2015, 07:19:39 AM
Hey Mo - just give us an update on the ****ing parrots already

You mean the Parrot 'Chicken' Marsalla? :whistling:
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: BattleHymn on October 13, 2015, 08:07:15 AM
This reminds me- Skins still hasn't got around to making a DUmp singles/hookup forum as of yet.

Mostinko isn't a spring chicken anymore.  And she's lonely. 
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: txradioguy on October 13, 2015, 08:37:49 AM
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just had the city inspector here to inspect my home, chickens and farm. he found no evidence of any code violations.
case will be dismissed at the next hearing.

Translated: I busted my ass to hide everything my neighbors had been complining about.


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he didnt even look all that hard.

Hence the reason you skated by.  Had that city employee actually done their job...you'd be going to court as planned.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: Bad Dog on October 13, 2015, 09:05:48 AM
If I were an average Chicago bureaucrat confronted by a tattooed mental case like Mo-MO,  I would probably wisely reserve my comments for the written report.  I expect Mo-MO might be singing a different tune when she receives the final report.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: FiddyBeowulf on October 13, 2015, 09:20:51 AM
If I were an average Chicago bureaucrat confronted by a tattooed mental case like Mo-MO,  I would probably wisely reserve my comments for the written report.  I expect Mo-MO might be singing a different tune when she receives the final report.
This makes sense and more likely than the scenario I came up with...she swapped house numbers with a property that was not a DUmp...probably with the neighbor who did have issues with the inspector.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: FaC on October 13, 2015, 09:48:43 AM
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this is a very hot neighborhood, recently cited as one of the 3 best places to buy in.the.country.

What on earth is this nutcase talking about? Do parallel universes actually exist?
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on October 13, 2015, 09:55:00 AM
I'm betting she heard what she wanted to hear, and there was a bit more to the story than that if you were to get it from the inspector.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: CC27 on October 13, 2015, 09:59:03 AM
Rogers park is hot with gangs and drugs. She is nuts.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: 67 Rover on October 13, 2015, 10:15:39 AM
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this is a very hot neighborhood, recently cited as one of the 3 best places to buy in.the.country.


To be fair she did not say what was being bought.  I suspect crack, meth and evil gunzzzzzz,  oh and eggs.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: jb2u11 on October 13, 2015, 01:01:37 PM
I'm going to be in Chicago in about 2 weeks, it would be fun to stop in and look around. Then again, maybe not.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: Bad Dog on October 13, 2015, 04:16:13 PM
I'm going to be in Chicago in about 2 weeks, it would be fun to stop in and look around. Then again, maybe not.

Go ahead, she often talks about how she charms visitors and convinces them of the wonders of urban ranching.  There is the little matter of several missing persons last seen conversing with her but, I wouldn't let that worry you.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: BattleHymn on October 13, 2015, 04:36:58 PM
I'm going to be in Chicago in about 2 weeks, it would be fun to stop in and look around. Then again, maybe not.

Bring a camera and a clothespin for your nose.
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: Chris_ on October 13, 2015, 05:19:36 PM
Bring a camera and a clothespin for your nose.
And a tetanus shot. :)
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 13, 2015, 07:09:00 PM
And a tetanus shot. :)

A S&W J-frame wouldn't be a bad idea, either. :whistling:
Title: Re: City inspectors visit mopinko
Post by: fatboy on October 13, 2015, 07:19:09 PM
Ask her who services her tractor.