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Title: Beltway Bouncy: Clinton/Carson 2016
Post by: dutch508 on October 11, 2015, 03:02:17 PM
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Elmer S. E. Dump (3,346 posts) http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027250800

Oh, crap. Almost forgot to tell you...


I was driving on the "beltline" in Madison, and I came upon a car with a "Clinton 16" bumper sticker. Well, I had actually seen my first "Bernie 2016" bumper sticker a few days previous.

I was a bit annoyed (Being one of those Clinton "haters"  ) so I got up closer. To my complete surprise - upon further review - it actually said "Carson 16". Now that blew my mind.

I absolutely had to pull up next to this car just to look at this loon. I pulled up, and it was a 60 year old something white guy. He looked at me and I looked into an abyss which will forever be seared into my brain. He was what we politely refer to as a "low information voter". Bless his heart.

Well.... that sucked.

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darkangel218 (11,878 posts)
2. Oh, my!

He looked at me and I looked into an abyss

this part literally made me LMAO!!

K&R!

 ::)

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Star Member Half-Century Man (4,329 posts)
6. When you stare into the abyss

The abyss stares into you.

You might have been infected, can you still do equations using the quadratic function? Just to be safe watch 3 episodes of Cosmos (you can get it on netflex) or both the Daily Show and the Nightly Show with a chaser of the Late Show.

In case of extreme exposure, watch u-tubed saves of Mock the Week for maximum political irreverence.

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Doctor_J (33,500 posts)
12. I saw one of those today

Some really twisted people out there

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ecstatic (19,909 posts)
23. It's odd that you'd be annoyed by the idea of a Democratic bumper sticker, even if it's not your candidate.

 :whatever:
Title: Re: Beltway Bouncy: Clinton/Carson 2016
Post by: Carl on October 11, 2015, 03:20:05 PM
Mole trying to hard.  :rant:
Title: Re: Beltway Bouncy: Clinton/Carson 2016
Post by: SVPete on October 11, 2015, 04:09:10 PM
Wow! This DU-member can be in his/her car a full car-width away from some one and know he's a "low information voter"? :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:
Title: Re: Beltway Bouncy: Clinton/Carson 2016
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on October 11, 2015, 04:14:32 PM
Wow! This DU-member can be in his/her car a full car-width away from some one and know he's a "low information voter"? :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy: :bouncy:

Yes.  It was an empty abyss as opposed to the ever more common, full abyss.

 :o
Title: Re: Beltway Bouncy: Clinton/Carson 2016
Post by: BlueStateSaint on October 11, 2015, 04:19:47 PM
Yes.  It was an empty abyss as opposed to the ever more common, full abyss.

 :o

The full abyss goes by the name "Democrat(ic) Underground." :whistling:
Title: Re: Beltway Bouncy: Clinton/Carson 2016
Post by: thundley4 on October 11, 2015, 08:02:11 PM
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Just to be safe watch 3 episodes of Cosmos (you can get it on netflex) or both the Daily Show and the Nightly Show with a chaser of the Late Show.

No wonder liberals are the real low info voters.
Title: Re: Beltway Bouncy: Clinton/Carson 2016
Post by: Skul on October 11, 2015, 08:44:02 PM
Yes.  It was an empty abyss as opposed to the ever more common, full abyss.

 :o
When filled to the half-way mark, is the abyss half full, or half empty?
Title: Re: Beltway Bouncy: Clinton/Carson 2016
Post by: Big Dog on October 11, 2015, 09:53:18 PM
That was an abyssmal bouncy.
Title: Re: Beltway Bouncy: Clinton/Carson 2016
Post by: DLR Pyro on October 11, 2015, 09:59:56 PM
Oh crap, Almost forgot to tell you. That bouncy sucked donkey balls.