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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: Patriot Guard Rider on October 10, 2015, 03:31:16 PM
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/12629845
n2doc (39,999 posts)
Cocks not glocks: Dildos to replace guns at UT-Austin campus carry protest
AUSTIN - Hundreds of students at the University of Texas at Austin will protest a new law will allow more guns on campus not with signs or sit-ins, but by "strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks."
Their mantra? #CocksNotGlocks
Jessica Jin, who set up the "Campus (DILDO) Carry" event on Facebook, invokes the argument that allowing more guns on campus will make students safe is a fallacy. She's urging students to send campus leaders that message by strapping on the plastic phalluses.
"'You're carrying a gun to class? Yeah well I'm carrying a HUGE DILDO,'" Jin says in the group's description. "Just about as effective at protecting us from sociopathic shooters, but much safer for recreational play."
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http://www.chron.com/local/education/campus-chronicles/article/campus-carry-ut-austin-dildo-dildos-texas-6563276.php
Someone wake me up when this freakin planet returns to normal.
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Sometimes reality defies the abilities of the best writers of parody. I think this is well within that ballpark.
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Eagerly waiting to see what happens when the school administration gets the inevitable flood of 'Hostile sexual harassment environment' complaints in their offices...
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Eagerly waiting to see what happens when the school administration gets the inevitable flood of 'Hostile sexual harassment environment' complaints in their offices...
I bet there's going to be a high percentage of light loafers trailing behind wanting to buy excess inventory.
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I encountered the most bizarre example of PC yesterday.
On my flight back to EWR I watched the movie "Spy." Very funny. The odd thing is they tossed unedited F-bombs throughout the entire film. But in one tiny scene, our heroine called our female antagonist a "****." They didn't block the word "****" nor its colleagues of "asshole," "dipshit, "dickhead," et. seq. But they blanked the word "****." Twice, from what I could tell.
Since I opened the door: What. The. ****??????
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n2doc (39,999 posts)
Cocks not glocks: Dildos to replace guns at UT-Austin campus carry protest
AUSTIN - Hundreds of students at the University of Texas at Austin will protest a new law will allow more guns on campus not with signs or sit-ins, but by "strapping gigantic swinging dildos to our backpacks."
(http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2013/11/george-takei-oh-my.png)
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Jessica Jin, who set up the "Campus (DILDO) Carry" event on Facebook, invokes the argument that allowing more guns on campus will make students safe is a fallacy phallusy.
FIFY