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The Bar => The Lounge => Topic started by: Firekin4 on October 07, 2015, 06:17:57 PM

Title: The cake is a lie.
Post by: Firekin4 on October 07, 2015, 06:17:57 PM

If you can't have have your cake and eat it too, then what the hell is the point of having it? Dx

Title: Re: The cake is a lie.
Post by: Maverick1987 on October 07, 2015, 06:43:43 PM

I'm giving this post 3 bongs

 :stoner: :stoner: :stoner:

... and a bitch slap

Title: Re: The cake is a lie.
Post by: BattleHymn on October 07, 2015, 07:28:32 PM

That's because the cake is actually a pie.

(http://d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/baked-pie.jpg)

Title: Re: The cake is a lie.
Post by: Big Dog on October 07, 2015, 10:59:31 PM

Quote from: BattleHymn on October 07, 2015, 07:28:32 PM

That's because the cake is actually a pie.

(http://d3819ii77zvwic.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/baked-pie.jpg)

And the pie is a lie, too.

(http://foodjobsbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pie.bmp)

Title: Re: The cake is a lie.
Post by: Eupher on October 08, 2015, 07:37:03 AM

Cake? That reminds me:

Quote

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

Damn thing gets all soggy 'n shit.

Title: Re: The cake is a lie.
Post by: obumazombie on October 08, 2015, 10:49:36 PM

This cake thread takes the cake.

Title: Re: The cake is a lie.
Post by: freedumb2003b on October 09, 2015, 05:03:29 AM

Quote from: obumazombie on October 08, 2015, 10:49:36 PM

This cake thread takes the cake.

This thread will be no cakewalk!

Title: Re: The cake is a lie.
Post by: SVPete on October 09, 2015, 07:15:38 AM

Quote from: Eupher on October 08, 2015, 07:37:03 AM

Cake? That reminds me:

Damn thing gets all soggy 'n shit.

Dumbledore was a One-Hit-Wonder!