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Title: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: CC27 on September 29, 2015, 03:16:56 PM
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Star Member Omaha Steve (55,914 posts)

We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless



I just came in from the afternoon feeding session. I just discovered the work. We had 1/2 inch of rain early this morning so there are tracks in the mud of coming and going.

S/he is digging a small cave under our rail road tie retaining wall. We hope to position the camera and have photos of the work in progress by the weekend.

The suspect probably looks like this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023933687

(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3828/10525194453_1b38c58198_b.jpg)

Guess its not torchy the stripper.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027212800
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 29, 2015, 04:05:31 PM
I thought it would have been a Syrian "refugee."
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 29, 2015, 04:07:48 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on September 29, 2015, 04:05:31 PM
I thought it would have been a Syrian "refugee."

I would have thought it was a Mexican 'refugee.'
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: franksolich on September 29, 2015, 05:02:23 PM
The problem here is that the big guy thinks that by housing a homeless squirrel, it's the equivalence of housing a horde of homeless humans.

Really.  The primitives do think like that.
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: USA4ME on September 29, 2015, 05:19:29 PM
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on September 29, 2015, 04:07:48 PM
I would have thought it was a Mexican 'refugee.'

I thought it was a high school girl's basketball "refugee".

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Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 29, 2015, 05:27:12 PM
I don't know, saying a squirrel is homeless is pretty stupid.
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: Skul on September 29, 2015, 08:59:35 PM
Quote from: Duke Nukum on September 29, 2015, 05:27:12 PM
I don't know, saying a squirrel is homeless is pretty stupid.
When someone said Hoary Marmot, they heard Whorey Marmot and figured why not.
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 29, 2015, 09:15:18 PM
Charity to a liberal is tossing a piece of crust to a rodent...spending personal wealth on a real unfortunate...not so much.
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 29, 2015, 09:17:09 PM
"With my spit-kiss you will become clean. Yes, we will believe.
No more shall you gather I got's everything you need. Yes, we will believe.
The buckets round my waist hold your new bread mixins. Yes, we will believe.
Work your piston arms inside my buckets then spit my needs. Yes, we will believe."

Now spit!
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: SVPete on September 30, 2015, 07:22:34 AM
Quote from: CC27 on September 29, 2015, 03:16:56 PM
Guess its not torchy the stripper.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027212800

Nor UGP ... a ground dweller, but wrong species.
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: Carl on September 30, 2015, 07:52:54 AM
The only thing a damned woodchuck is good for is target practice.
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: VelvetElvis on September 30, 2015, 09:33:16 AM
Quote from: Carl on September 30, 2015, 07:52:54 AM
The only thing a damned woodchuck is good for is target practice.
That being said, they're still far more useful than the average denizen of the DUmp.
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: obumazombie on September 30, 2015, 12:35:27 PM
Quote from: Carl on September 30, 2015, 07:52:54 AM
The only thing a damned woodchuck is good for is target practice.

According to libs, woodchuck's are people too.
And they are more deserving of protection than an unborn human child.
But the real question no one has tried to answer is...How much wood could a...
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: BattleHymn on September 30, 2015, 12:53:03 PM
Has Steve dropped any hints to the woodchuck that he is dying?
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: Big Dog on September 30, 2015, 01:24:02 PM
Quote from: Skul on September 29, 2015, 08:59:35 PM
When someone said Hoary Marmot, they heard Whorey Marmot and figured why not.

"Marmot'? Those black folk will give their kids any fool name!
Title: Re: We are sharing our property with someone currently homeless.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 30, 2015, 01:52:03 PM
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 30, 2015, 12:53:03 PM
Has Steve dropped any hints to the woodchuck that he is dying?

I'd be surprised if he hadn't. :whistling: