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Title: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 28, 2015, 10:40:04 AM
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Star Member Pacifist Patriot (18,025 posts)

Well that should teach the new guy.

New guy came into my office and mentioned how he likes that Trump isn't afraid to say what he thinks and doesn't care what people's reactions are to it.

I responded, "That's just saying he has a license to be rude because he doesn't consider anyone else worthy of common decency and respect. He's a racist misogynist jerk."

He said, "Well Ben Carson's my guy."

"Lovely, another idiot who has no clue the U.S. Constitution forbids religious tests for the holding of public office. I feel sorry for you Republicans this go round. Not a sane one in the lot!"

Conversation over.

I heard some of the guys in the other room laughing. One popped his head in my office a few minutes later grinning, "We thought about stopping him but decided he needed to learn to keep political conversations out of here the hard way...like we all did." Oh yeah, I guess I have pretty much chopped all of these Republicans I work with off at the knees at one point or another. Oops! 



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What a seriously demented crock of shit.

In this legend, Pacific Patriot is the Big Swingin' Dick around the office, vanquishing all comers. Including, of course, the NEW GUY who just happens to saunter in and start blathering about politics. FIRST stating a fact about Trump, then expressing allegiance to another candidate. All for naught, as the hero of this story wins. As usual.

How does this asshole win? Does this lying asshole say, "Gee, you know, you're new and all, so why don't we try to keep political discussions out of the office. We should work together without acrimony and hard feelings, because we all have a lot of work to do."

That would be an ACTUAL win. But the asshole has to make up some bullshit rejoinder which - of course - not only has the new guy slinking away, but which has all of the previously-vanquished freeper colleagues amused that someone new would DARE try to disturb the superior Pacific Patriot.

Seriously, DUmmies. Try harder.


Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: thundley4 on September 28, 2015, 10:49:39 AM
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"Lovely, another idiot who has no clue the U.S. Constitution forbids religious tests for the holding of public office. I feel sorry for you Republicans this go round. Not a sane one in the lot!"

Lovely, another idiot that doesn't believe Ben Carson has freedom of speech to express his opinion about a Muslim being president.
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 28, 2015, 11:08:39 AM
Lovely, another idiot that doesn't believe Ben Carson has freedom of speech to express his opinion about a Muslim being president.

Meh. These work-themed bouncies do nothing but put the DUmmies' deepest desires on display. For example, Pacifist Patriot or whatever clearly pines for:

1. A job
2. An office
3. People to talk to
4. People who respect them
5. People who fear them

In reality, this DUmmy probably has none of these.
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: SVPete on September 28, 2015, 11:22:58 AM
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Lovely, another idiot who has no clue the U.S. Constitution forbids religious tests for the holding of public office.

Lovely, another idiot that doesn't believe Ben Carson has freedom of speech to express his opinion about a Muslim being president.

Also "lovely", another Prog-idiot spouting a stooooopid straw man argument because he doesn't know or care to understand what Ben Carson actually said!
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: Carl on September 28, 2015, 11:24:50 AM
What is pitiful is that for years now they get off on telling each other these stories while normal people laugh at them.
What sad and pathetic lives.
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: hillneck on September 28, 2015, 02:24:12 PM
What happened to the early days when the DUmmies put in at least a little effort in writing their BS stories?
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: delilahmused on September 28, 2015, 02:39:22 PM
The real story (not the one that popped in the DUmmies head because his fragile ego needed a hug):

DUmmie: Who do you like so far in the election?
NEW GUY: I don't talk about politics at work. Did you watch NASCAR this weekend? Wow!

PS: NO conservative would let you get away with an argument so lame a 5 year old could refute it. There was not a bit of genius in anything you said, just your snarky opinion. The only reason he'd walk away (and he'd be shaking his head) is because arguing with an idiot is like wrestling with a pig.

“Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.” - George Carlin

Cindie
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: Chris_ on September 28, 2015, 04:21:14 PM
NEW GUY: I don't talk about politics at work. Did you watch NASCAR this weekend? Wow!
Kevin Harvick ran out of gas again.  :-)

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Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: Skul on September 28, 2015, 04:30:15 PM
I was very pleased with the NASCAR results yesterday.
Then I talked politics with my pet squirrels.
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: BattleHymn on September 28, 2015, 06:14:11 PM
I was very pleased with the NASCAR results yesterday.
Then I talked politics with my pet squirrels.

Did they answer back?  If so, did what they say make more sense than the DUmp?
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: Skul on September 28, 2015, 07:27:20 PM
Did they answer back?  If so, did what they say make more sense than the DUmp?
Yes they did, and yes they do.
All of them except Piglet, favor Dr. Ben.
Piglet likes the Donald.
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: franksolich on September 28, 2015, 07:50:50 PM
comment 3002:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.3000
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 28, 2015, 08:42:56 PM
Some retards have no past, but they have a history of retard acts.  Where do we begin?
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 28, 2015, 08:53:26 PM
Politics at work????? How pathetic they are!  :mental:
Title: Re: Bouncy: DUmmy shuts down "new guy," because everyone talks politics at work.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 28, 2015, 08:55:12 PM
I remember the day
when I cried out for help
no one came running
and that's when I first knew
I am all I got!

Went to the wise man
but no answer he could give

I went to the kind man
he shrugged his shoulders and wept

You are all you got!

I went to the saint
but he was busy praying

I payed a visit to the sinner
but he said "brother, don't even bother"

You are all u got!

I went to see my mother
but she was busy dying
I went to my father's grave
but he was really dust

Yes I m all I got!

So forgive pretty darling
but I m all I got

believe it or not
love will save us not
I am all I got
I am all i got!

There might come a day
when the lord will embrace me
so son get on your knees and pray
I am all you got
but until that day
I am all I got!