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Title: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 27, 2015, 01:29:02 PM
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duhneece (2,224 posts)

How about a DU 'Match' , including non-romantic, forum/group?

Reading a recent Greatest Thread about 'living on the edge' (of financial pain, sense of survival, etc.), I thought about me (it's always all about me! ha) and how I wish I knew someone who was considering moving to the southwest, some place warmer, options to explore, etc.) maybe owned a small RV or camper or ? who was willing to help with ?gathering kindling, helping with household 'to do' list and trade living here with a little help around here...romance isn't out of the question, mind you! (With that premade honey do list, you better suck like a black hole )
I know there's a Business forum/group, but I was thinking of something else, too.

I'd love to have a DUer property, house mate...for a while!

      
   

I am literally BEGGING DU to set up a match forum. BEGGING. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027207636)


Is there anything hotter and more attractive than a DUmmy chick who is in search of your money, your RV, your support, and your love (in that order)? And when she's done bleeding you dry, you can go on your way. Because she's interested in that "for a while."

Please Skinner. Please. DO IT.

"40's abject failure, male, 5'6", 350ish pounds (I blame Bush and HFCS), expert in Norse mythology, vintage campaign buttons, and most barbiturates, seeks 30ish female/trans/open to new ideas/oh **** it, male for mutual orifice identification and exploitation. Must have access to transportation and have passing knowledge of Social Justice Worker ways and means. Must be openminded and ready to debate any issue, anytime. No ******s. Good rig a bonus. #BLM"


Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: Carl on September 27, 2015, 05:09:13 PM
Just move to Tuscon,throw some blow jobs around and you will be made a CEO.
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: hillneck on September 27, 2015, 05:31:41 PM
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duhneece (2,224 posts)
I wish I knew someone who was considering moving to the southwest


Maybe someone will put her in touch with the Indian boyfriend.
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: BattleHymn on September 27, 2015, 05:53:43 PM
Ahhh!!  That's hilarious BFDU. 

As a matter of fact, I was reading a lonely hearts club thread on The Louge today.  Check it out:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018801302

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Sat Sep 26, 2015, 03:15 AM
NobodyHere (719 posts)

I'm a lonely straight male who needs of friendship

Is there anyone who will be friends with me?

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Sat Sep 26, 2015, 11:01 PM
Star Member mopinko (44,711 posts)
8. how old are you?

lonely straight female, but getting pretty old.

Is there any interest for a lonely old two-legged she-pirate living in squalor in Chicago? 
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 27, 2015, 05:56:13 PM
Ahhh!!  That's hilarious BFDU. 

As a matter of fact, I was reading a lonely hearts club thread on The Louge today.  Check it out:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018801302

Is there any interest for a lonely old two-legged she-pirate living in squalor in Chicago?


     Sadly, that is the extent to which people like that exchange info before hooking up.
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: BattleHymn on September 27, 2015, 06:00:24 PM

     Sadly, that is the extent to which people like that exchange info before hooking up.

The only thing I'd add to your request for a lonely hearts hookup forum is for Skinner to also add an STD forum. 

In reality, he should probably do that now.
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: Boudicca on September 27, 2015, 06:29:08 PM
OMG, this stuff is priceless.  I live in the southwest, and I hope none of you DUmmies decide to relocate here.  We already have enough useless invaders from the south, don't need the northern fleabag version also.
But if you come here, most of my neighbors have big guns and bigger dogs. :-)
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 27, 2015, 06:34:28 PM
Just move to Tuscon,throw some blow jobs around and you will be made a CEO.

 :lmao:  :lmao:


Maybe someone will put her in touch with the Indian boyfriend.

 :lol: :lol:

The only thing I'd add to your request for a lonely hearts hookup forum is for Skinner to also add an STD forum. 

In reality, he should probably do that now.

 :rotf: :rotf:


H5 all!
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: franksolich on September 27, 2015, 07:23:51 PM
comment 2999:
http://conservativecave.com/index.php?topic=81827.2975
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: obumazombie on September 27, 2015, 09:56:53 PM
Someone with an RV is probably a 1%er.
It's funny how if a 1%er benefits a lib, then the fact they are a 1%er gets conveniently overlooked.
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 27, 2015, 10:08:30 PM
a winner!!!

(https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/unclerico.gif?w=1000)
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: Big Dog on September 27, 2015, 10:10:48 PM
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duhneece (2,224 posts)

How about a DU 'Match' , including non-romantic, forum/group?

Reading a recent Greatest Thread about 'living on the edge' (of financial pain, sense of survival, etc.), I thought about me (it's always all about me! ha) and how I wish I knew someone who was considering moving to the southwest, some place warmer, options to explore, etc.) maybe owned a small RV or camper or ? who was willing to help with ?gathering kindling, helping with household 'to do' list and trade living here with a little help around here...romance isn't out of the question, mind you! (With that premade honey do list, you better suck like a black hole )

Your chariot awaits...

(http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww87/Patwhitman/Jeff%20and%20Family/DVC00519.jpg)
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 28, 2015, 03:49:27 AM
Your chariot awaits...

(http://i708.photobucket.com/albums/ww87/Patwhitman/Jeff%20and%20Family/DVC00519.jpg)
:-)
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: FaC on September 28, 2015, 04:04:26 PM
I am literally BEGGING DU to set up a match forum. BEGGING. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027207636)

From your lips to god's ears - it would be worth the price of admission
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: jukin on September 28, 2015, 04:32:28 PM
The list is getting long but I think it instructional to point it out that another trait of people with great and super high IQs is 'living on the edge' and begging for other, and presumably lower IQ people, to assist them in the basic needs of living.

I'm going to ask someone that may have more experience in higher education than I. If I have a masters in engineering can I get a PHD in sociology or psychology without doing in lower courses (other than the easy As I got in undergraduate studies? Because if I can, I think I have a very good topic for my dissertation.
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: Chris_ on September 28, 2015, 04:39:40 PM
What happened to Wishadoo?  Too many takers and not enough makers?
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 28, 2015, 04:46:23 PM
What happened to Wishadoo?  Too many takers and not enough makers?

MySpace to GoBegMe's FaceBook (IMHO).
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 28, 2015, 04:55:54 PM
The list is getting long but I think it instructional to point it out that another trait of people with great and super high IQs is 'living on the edge' and begging for other, and presumably lower IQ people, to assist them in the basic needs of living.

I'm going to ask someone that may have more experience in higher education than I. If I have a masters in engineering can I get a PHD in sociology or psychology without doing in lower courses (other than the easy As I got in undergraduate studies? Because if I can, I think I have a very good topic for my dissertation.
Just remember that those who peruse your dissertation are also DUmmies....but with tenure.
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: Boudicca on September 29, 2015, 06:06:11 PM
What happened to Wishadoo?  Too many takers and not enough makers?

What happened to WishadooCalifornia?  Too many takersillegal welfare recipients and not enough makerslegal and gainfully employed Americans?

Today it's California and Illinois, and the liberal abuse is spreading like the malignancy that it is.  The DUmmieland we observe is but a microcosm of the spreading rot on our nation's productive body.
The DUmmies never seem to ask what they can do for anyone, only what DUmmyland (Big Daddy Gubmint) can do for them.
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: BattleHymn on October 01, 2015, 10:14:59 PM
She hasn't given up yet...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018802845

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Thu Oct 1, 2015, 06:33 PM
duhneece (2,228 posts)

How about a DU 'Match' , including non-romantic, forum/group?

I posted this in General Discussion and was told to post it in the Lounge, which I admit I never go to...have never gone to since I joined over 10 years ago, but here goes:
Reading a recent Greatest Thread about 'living on the edge' (of financial pain, sense of survival, etc.), I thought about me (it's always all about me! ha) and how I wish I knew someone who was considering moving to the southwest, some place rural, options to explore, etc.) maybe owned a small RV or camper or ? who was willing to help with ?gathering kindling, helping with handyman crap and trade living here with a little help around here...Even tho' I'm 64, I dance and love and romance isn't out of the question, mind you!
I know there's a Business forum/group, but I was thinking of something else, something more, something different, too.
I'd love to have a DUer property, house mate...for a while!
I'd love to have a DU Love.

Come'on, Skins!  Give them what they want!!
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: obumazombie on October 02, 2015, 12:11:11 PM
^Wandering around the forums like a red headed step child.
Title: Re: DUmmy wants boyfriend with RV. Send pic of RV. And DU brokers the exchange.
Post by: Big Dog on October 02, 2015, 12:18:50 PM
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Thu Oct 1, 2015, 06:33 PM
duhneece (2,228 posts)

How about a DU 'Match' , including non-romantic, forum/group?

I posted this in General Discussion and was told to post it in the Lounge, which I admit I never go to...have never gone to since I joined over 10 years ago, but here goes:
Reading a recent Greatest Thread about 'living on the edge' (of financial pain, sense of survival, etc.), I thought about me (it's always all about me! ha) and how I wish I knew someone who was considering moving to the southwest, some place rural, options to explore, etc.) maybe owned a small RV or camper or ? who was willing to help with ?gathering kindling, helping with handyman crap and trade living here with a little help around here...Even tho' I'm 64, I dance and love and romance isn't out of the question, mind you!
I know there's a Business forum/group, but I was thinking of something else, something more, something different, too.
I'd love to have a DUer property, house mate...for a while!
I'd love to have a DU Love.

Ass, gas, or grass. Nobody rides for free.