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Title: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 26, 2015, 12:19:19 AM
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F4lconF16 (3,240 posts)

When you've about got it figured out, and then life smacks you back down...

I am tired.

I am tired of being right on the brink of being financially stable-ish, only to be shot down in flames.

I am tired of watching my savings account grow, only to be completely exhausted after being in a hit-and-run, or after the new job doesn't work out, or after shit just keeps happening and happening.

I am tired of wishing I could sleep because I can't afford anything other than my 15+ year old mattress I literally don't fit on, that stabs me when I turn around.

I am tired of watching my clothes, my bike, my things slowly fall apart, knowing I can't survive on my own if they break.

I am tired of not knowing.

I am tired...and I've got it pretty good: an apartment, food most of the time, a few friends, a family just in case everything goes wrong and I really have nothing left.

But I'm really, really ****ing tired right now.

Love to all of you in similar places, or who have already passed it.

This guy is a super-articulate young kid in the Pacific NW who was in college on his parents' dime, but he switched from something productive into Poli Sci. Here he is, giving us a predictable update. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027204156)

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Star Member CaliforniaPeggy (116,801 posts)
1. ...

(http://www.democraticunderground.com/emoticons/hug.gif)

Hey, CalPeg, instead of your feeble (http://www.democraticunderground.com/emoticons/hug.gif), why not send him some (http://www2.psd100.com/ppp/2013/11/2801/Dollar-sign-1128041035.png)?
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Carl on September 26, 2015, 07:03:33 AM
I am tired of you useless,DUmbfuk mongrels whining about what a failure you have made of your life.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Big Dog on September 26, 2015, 07:43:43 AM
The DUmmy is tired,
Tired of playing the game.
Ain't it a crying shame?

He's tired.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uai7M4RpoLU[/youtube]
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Big Dog on September 26, 2015, 07:45:31 AM
(http://img06.deviantart.net/6f05/i/2007/269/1/f/i_was_hanging_from_a_tree____by_jects.png)
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: fatboy on September 26, 2015, 08:56:11 AM
What he is really freeking tired of is the cost of quality bud.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: DLR Pyro on September 26, 2015, 09:46:24 AM
How can he be in such dire financial straits after 7 years of the booming Oconomy?
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 26, 2015, 09:59:43 AM
How can he be in such dire financial straits after 7 years of the booming Oconomy?

[(D)Ummie]

Nope.  Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault  Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault Reagan's fault

[/(D)Ummie]

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I am tired of watching my savings account grow, only to be completely exhausted after being in a hit-and-run, or after the new job doesn't work out, or after shit just keeps happening and happening.

B-b-b-b-but, O-blame-O care?!?!?!?!?!   Whuuh happen?
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 26, 2015, 10:05:02 AM
How can he be in such dire financial straits after 7 years of the booming Oconomy?


Not to mention being at the parental teat while he was studying aeronautics. Then he switched to the Shaw College of Hate Whitey, and so endeth the lesson and his life. This is a case study in how DUmmies are made. F4lcon: you're pretty much a filmstrip at this point.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 26, 2015, 10:09:51 AM
DUmmies "up shit creek" should soon begin to look like a springtime ice dam/jam......and when it breaks.... :-) :-)
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Karin on September 26, 2015, 01:41:04 PM
Oh, a Po' Talk thread.  Predictably, they have to one-up each other.  Just to make you smile, a sample:

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Response to F4lconF16 (Original post)

Fri Sep 25, 2015, 09:25 PM

yewberry (6,137 posts)
18.

It's exhausting and unbelievably disheartening.

Having the power shut off, and it's always on a Friday so you lose whatever food you have in the fridge.
Literally crying with envy seeing people eating in a restaurant.
Hand-washing clothes in the bathroom sink and letting them air-dry in the shower overnight to save on laundry money.
Standing in line at the food bank, trying not to look anyone in the eye.
Spending the whole year paying down credit card balances after winter heating oil bills.
Selling plasma because you need five bucks that badly.

 :-)
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Ken8521 on September 26, 2015, 01:45:59 PM
Oh, a Po' Talk thread.  Predictably, they have to one-up each other.  Just to make you smile, a sample:

 :-)

They all have internet access though... I can never get that part.  If they are truly struggling, I'm sorry for that and wish them the best (but I'd argue the policies of their party is making their situations worse).. but it might be time to prioritize.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: miskie on September 26, 2015, 01:49:20 PM
every time they do this, I am reminded of this Monty Python bit...

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo[/youtube]
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: jukin on September 26, 2015, 01:50:47 PM
How can he be in such dire financial straits after 7 years of the booming Oconomy?

I'd bet all I have that the DUchebag was doing far better underr Bush. At least he could buy a new mattress under  GW.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Big Dog on September 26, 2015, 02:00:08 PM
Oh, a Po' Talk thread.  Predictably, they have to one-up each other.  Just to make you smile, a sample:

 :-)

They should follow the Amber Hoyt 10 Step Program:
1. Move to Tucson
2. Live in a packing crate under a bridge
3. Move in to the Sally
4. Suck dick in the alley behind the plasma center, $5 for 5 minutes
5. Get kicked out of the Sally for carrying vermin
6. Mule drugs for an Indian, eat lots of fry bread and beans
7. Get picked for a brain study as the "Abby Normal" subject
8. Receive special housing, furniture, and a therapy cat
9. Get placed in a "special" job making arts & crafts at a sheltered workshop
10. SUCCESS!!!!!!
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Karin on September 26, 2015, 02:11:12 PM
Ken8521, you're much too gently diplomatic.  We bring out the long knives here.  We're sick of the proglodytes.  Everything they touch turns to shit, just like their messiah, and they're stinking up the country as a result. 
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 26, 2015, 02:21:36 PM
They all have internet access though... I can never get that part.  If they are truly struggling, I'm sorry for that and wish them the best (but I'd argue the policies of their party is making their situations worse).. but it might be time to prioritize.


     I have a slightly different stance, summarized neatly as so: **** 'em. They struggle because they're assholes who blame other people for their troubles.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 26, 2015, 02:45:13 PM
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EPGhjxm0G0[/youtube]
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: obumazombie on September 26, 2015, 03:03:47 PM
He's tired but he won't do anything about it.
Even if he was sick and tired he wouldn't take charge of his destiny.
If he ever gets to the place where he's sick and tired of being sick and tired, he might do something to change his situation.
But even that's doubtful.
The libs, progs, DUmmies and primitives never want to lift a finger to improve their situations.
They want someone else to do it for them.
Pain is a good motivator.
But libs are like the old hound dog who laid down to take a nap on an exposed nail.
They howl in discomfort.
But they're not so uncomfortable as to actually get up and move away from the nail.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 26, 2015, 06:36:10 PM
I have a paddle for faux16 but it ain't what he wants but it's what he needs.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 26, 2015, 06:53:09 PM

     I have a slightly different stance, summarized neatly as so: **** 'em. They struggle because they're assholes who blame other people for their troubles.

Works for me!

Another H5 . . . :whistling:
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Skul on September 26, 2015, 06:55:31 PM
I have a paddle for faux16 but it ain't what he wants but it's what he needs.
.
Right or left handed? Metric or Standard?
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 26, 2015, 07:23:49 PM
>Right or left handed? Metric or Standard?

This one is right up the middle where it gets the most attention.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 26, 2015, 08:19:41 PM

     I have a slightly different stance, summarized neatly as so: **** 'em. They struggle because they're assholes who blame other people for their troubles.


Exactly.

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Fri Sep 25, 2015, 09:25 PM

yewberry (6,137 posts)
18.

It's exhausting and unbelievably disheartening.

Having the power shut off, and it's always on a Friday so you lose whatever food you have in the fridge.
Literally crying with envy seeing people eating in a restaurant.
Hand-washing clothes in the bathroom sink and letting them air-dry in the shower overnight to save on laundry money.
Standing in line at the food bank, trying not to look anyone in the eye.
Spending the whole year paying down credit card balances after winter heating oil bills.
Selling plasma because you need five bucks that badly.

(http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/3/5/5/3/6/1/7/obama-soup-kitchen-bread-line-change-forward-102419468292.jpeg#obama%20soup%20kitchen%20bread%20line%20change%20forward)

:ownit:
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Ken8521 on September 27, 2015, 03:33:06 AM
Ken8521, you're much too gently diplomatic.  We bring out the long knives here.  We're sick of the proglodytes.  Everything they touch turns to shit, just like their messiah, and they're stinking up the country as a result.

LOL... and to think I've been told at work I need to be a more "Compassionate Conservative".. (is.. a RINO).

 I agree its time to let our fangs show... I'm just not generally one to do that.. but I'm glad there's " Trumps" out there to do it.
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Big Dog on September 27, 2015, 08:18:15 AM
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Fri Sep 25, 2015, 09:25 PM

yewberry (6,137 posts)
18.

It's exhausting and unbelievably disheartening.

Having the power shut off, and it's always on a Friday so you lose whatever food you have in the fridge.
Literally crying with envy seeing people eating in a restaurant.
Hand-washing clothes in the bathroom sink and letting them air-dry in the shower overnight to save on laundry money.
Standing in line at the food bank, trying not to look anyone in the eye.
Spending the whole year paying down credit card balances after winter heating oil bills.
Selling plasma because you need five bucks that badly.

Steven Foster wrote the anthem for the Obamaconomy:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyV60kTvEFE[/youtube]

HARD TIMES COME AGAIN NO MORE

1.
Let us pause in life's pleasures and count its many tears,
While we all sup sorrow with the poor;
There's a song that will linger forever in our ears;
Oh! Hard times come again no more.
Chorus:
'Tis the song, the sigh of the weary,
Hard Times, hard times, come again no more
Many days you have lingered around my cabin door;
Oh! Hard times come again no more.

2.
While we seek mirth and beauty and music light and gay,
There are frail forms fainting at the door;
Though their voices are silent, their pleading looks will say
Oh! Hard times come again no more.
Chorus

3.
There's a pale drooping maiden who toils her life away,
With a worn heart whose better days are o'er:
Though her voice would be merry, 'tis sighing all the day,
Oh! Hard times come again no more.
Chorus

4.
'Tis a sigh that is wafted across the troubled wave,
'Tis a wail that is heard upon the shore
'Tis a dirge that is murmured around the lowly grave
Oh! Hard times come again no more.
Chorus
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Texacon on September 27, 2015, 08:49:18 AM
They don't turn utilities off on Fridays, to the best of my knowledge.

It's against the law here and I think it's true about everywhere. The customer has to have a chance to be able to have it turned on the next morning.

KC
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 28, 2015, 05:47:35 PM
I have an update on this DUmmy from Mo's parrot thread:

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Response to mopinko (Original post)Mon Sep 28, 2015, 01:29 PM
Star Member F4lconF16 (3,246 posts)
17. I've been better.

I recently took a job with a new local company, and it was looking pretty good until recently. I was just starting full-time work, with a promotion on the table and likely training to become a "higher-up" (the company only has 9 people, maybe fewer now). It was a really good opportunity, and the company was exploding in growth.

Unfortunately, a large corporation famous for screwing its workers ended their business with us after an article accused them of screwing its workers. This did, of course, result in lots of people losing their jobs (not sure what their PR department was thinking). Their business was a substantial chunk of the available hours, so mine got drastically cut. I'll be lucky if I get 5-10 a week, now.

So things aren't looking so great for the foreseeable future. I think I can get help paying for rent this month (that looks like it will work out), but I can't figure out how I'm making it through the next. Some bills are just going to have to go unpaid, I guess, and I'm probably going to be asking my parents for help as it is (though I don't know if I can do that right now for other reasons).

Things have been better. Just on the edge right now, and kinda falling apart mentally. I really need some sort of work, part time or anything, just so i feel like I'm at least not losing ground.

But thankfully I have some good friends and an amazing girlfriend who's been nothing but supportive. We went down to Portland recently, which was a lot of fun. She had never been there, so it was cool to take her to Powell's, Voodoo, and the food carts. I had a couple of free streetcar tickets so she got to take a tour of a lot of the city and see all the bridges. And of course, spaghetti dinner with my parents back home.

I'm hoping I can attend a teaching conference in Portland soon, too. It's all about teaching with a purpose and integrating social justice issues into our classrooms. With luck, while i'm home, I can snag a bit of the quarter-pound of herb my ex just got too. It would be nice to have a bit around the house.

My roommate and I built a huge box fort for the cats last night. I think it's too imposing for them--they've been sidling around the edges kinda nervously.

What kind of tattoos does she want to do?

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 28, 2015, 06:54:11 PM
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Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: Skul on September 28, 2015, 07:57:33 PM
Gloom, despair and agony on me. :sosad:
Deep, dark depression, excessive misery.  :bawl:

Just because you're so delicate, here's something special.  Me ----->  :nutkick: <------ You
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 28, 2015, 08:18:21 PM
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F4lconF16 (3,240 posts)
...
I am tired of wishing I could sleep because I can't afford anything other than my 15+ year old mattress I literally don't fit on, that stabs me when I turn around.
...

Don't you know that you must flip it?

Flip that bitch

Flip it real good...

 :rotf:
Title: Re: Checking in on F4lconF16...yup, he's up Shit Creek.
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 28, 2015, 08:26:07 PM
I like F-16's, they took off like a bat from Satan on 2001.09.11 at about (redacted) from The Green Mtn. Boys clubhouse.  I was there.  FU islam and all your kind.   Smoke my pole if you can get close enough douchbags.