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Title: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 25, 2015, 02:52:18 PM
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Marthe48 (1,071 posts)

I got into an an argument at the PO

Another customer started it by slamming Bonehead, which I didn't mind, but then he went on to say that President Obama had destroyed the country. A real live teabagger. Man, it felt so good to defend President Obama and his record, ACA, and knock republican jerks. I have been trying to make comments online only if I would say the same to someone's face. Well, today, I said a lot of things I didn't think I could say face-to-face. I didn't swear, and I was only a little sarcastic And I pissed the guy off.   And he didn't piss me off.

Funny how they always happen to walk into the most topical discussions imaginable. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027203323)

Zero bongs. Needs more cops, more bushes.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: tanstaafl on September 25, 2015, 03:43:31 PM

Zero bongs. Needs more cops, more bushes.

Less bullshit.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: 67 Rover on September 25, 2015, 03:46:42 PM
Please tell us how you defended Odumbocare.

Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 25, 2015, 04:14:59 PM
DUmmies remember: A story needs a beginning, a middle, and an end.  And it should be interesting for your readers. One long, breathless run-on sentence isn't a story. Obviously, your English teacher was in a union.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 25, 2015, 04:20:27 PM
Please tell us how you defended Odumbocare.

Specifics?  Facts? 

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Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 25, 2015, 04:26:59 PM
DUmmies remember: A story needs a beginning, a middle, and an end.  And it should be interesting for your readers. One long, breathless run-on sentence isn't a story. Obviously, your English teacher was in a union.

Dummie was on LSD and hallucinated the entire encounter. 
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: Boudicca on September 25, 2015, 04:28:09 PM
Well, every time I get into it verbally with some Obama supporter I don't feel the need to run back here and drag the entire dialog along with me.  I will only say that my husband and both of my children tend to cringe at my public pronouncements, because unlike me, they do not feel that expressing their disapproval of the Race Baiter in Chief in public is appropriate.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: BattleHymn on September 25, 2015, 04:29:39 PM
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Fri Sep 25, 2015, 03:24 PM
Dont call me Shirley (7,503 posts)
1. Well done, Marthe48...

A nameless faceless primitive arrives with the participation trophy.

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Fri Sep 25, 2015, 03:35 PM
Star Member lpbk2713 (27,809 posts)
4. Idiots like that bloviate in public in search of emotional reinforcement.


And I doubt if they find it very often. They are just too stupid to give up trying.


You did good.

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Fri Sep 25, 2015, 05:11 PM
Star Member dorkzilla (2,652 posts)
16. Don’t you just love when they look around them whilst bloviating

seeking nods of agreement and approval...you just know they just got out of their car listening to Rush and are repeating something that they think will make them sound smart if they repeat it.

Idiots indeed.

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Fri Sep 25, 2015, 04:48 PM
Star Member Old Codger (2,835 posts)
7. Yesterday

went to a local shop to get some stuff, someone brought up the state of the economy... that seemed to give the cashier a reason to expound on Bernie, no way for that this gal was all Trump,Paul,Carson.... just had stand there with my jaw on the floor, I get very frightened when I hear this stuff... absolutely terrifying...

Pearl Status:  Clutched


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Fri Sep 25, 2015, 05:04 PM
Star Member proud patriot (99,777 posts)
13. feels goos doesn't it?

Yeah, feels goos. 
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: zeitgeist on September 25, 2015, 04:31:26 PM
DUmmies remember: A story needs a beginning, a middle, and an end.  And it should be interesting for your readers. One long, breathless run-on sentence isn't a story. Obviously, your English teacher was in a union.

And most likely a very gay union it was.:rimshot:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: Tess Anderson on September 25, 2015, 05:43:23 PM
Yeah, this dummy lives in Marietta, Ohio (Boehner's state) and is known around town as "that crazy old lady".
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: jb2u11 on September 25, 2015, 08:21:23 PM
Zero bongs, I could have awarded at least one, but the dummie forgot to add the part where everyone cheered when the tea bagger was shamed into leaving, not even a wink or nod from a postal emloyee. 
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 25, 2015, 10:21:34 PM
Yeah, this dummy lives in Marietta, Ohio (Boehner's state) and is known around town as "that crazy old lady".

Go figure. :mental:
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: obumazombie on September 26, 2015, 11:33:38 AM
The whole point of going to the post office is to go postal.
They always miss the obvious.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: jukin on September 26, 2015, 12:15:38 PM
Sure you did big guy, sure you did.

The judge from SoCal gives this bouncy ZERO Bongs.
Title: Re: Another DUmmy, another bouncy: Post Office
Post by: Karin on September 26, 2015, 01:33:29 PM
Yeah, this dummy lives in Marietta, Ohio (Boehner's state) and is known around town as "that crazy old lady".

Tess Anderson knows everything about everyone.  I stand in awe, all the time.