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Title: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 24, 2015, 11:13:52 AM
The Big Guy (who is dying) finally finds an entertaining item
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Thu Sep 24, 2015, 10:14 AM
Star Member Omaha Steve (55,673 posts)

Judge rules in lawsuit by neighbor: No chickens
 
BRENDAN SULLIVAN / THE WORLD-HERALD
Stacy Williams and her son Adrian Marquez, 17, with two of their six female chickens in the backyard of their Trendwood home.

An Omaha homeowner must get rid of her backyard chickens after a neighbor complained that they violated an Omaha neighborhood’s covenants, a judge ruled Wednesday.

The ruling, however, isn’t yet a death sentence for Stacy Williams’ six chickens or the chicken coop in the backyard of the Trendwood neighborhood near 132nd and Pacific Streets. Douglas County District Judge Peter Bataillon has scheduled a hearing for next week to determine how long Williams has to comply with his order.

Williams said the hens serve as “therapy chickens” for her 17-year-old son, who has battled depression and anxiety.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027198511
Get the kid a therapy fish.

"Therapy" has become a synonym for public nuisance.

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Thu Sep 24, 2015, 10:34 AM
GusBob (795 posts)
4. Our friends had chickens, the eggs were great. The vermin not so much

First it was raccoons, then rats and mice. Snakes took care of them. Unfortunately a rattlesnake bit their small dog.

So no more chickens


2014 DUmmy of the Year Big Mo:
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Thu Sep 24, 2015, 10:36 AM
Star Member mopinko (44,677 posts)
6. i hope she can fight on.

if people got nothing but chickens to complain about, they should kiss the ground for their pampered life.
then shut up.

and even if she gets a rooster. they are not as loud as most dogs.
No word lately on Big Mo's legal battles with the city and the neighbors.


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Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:44 AM
ryan_cats (1,333 posts)
11. A clever person

A clever person would have offered the neighbor some eggs and in time, some breasts and thighs.

A victim claims that they are 'therapy chickens'.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: Carl on September 24, 2015, 11:30:05 AM
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Thu Sep 24, 2015, 10:36 AM
Star Member mopinko (44,677 posts)
6. i hope she can fight on.

if people got nothing but chickens to complain about, they should kiss the ground for their pampered life.
then shut up.

and even if she gets a rooster. they are not as loud as most dogs.

Here is a simple solution horses ass.
If you want farm animals then live in the country and leave your city bull shit back there.
If you want to live in the city then do it and shut the **** up.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: obumazombie on September 24, 2015, 11:35:57 AM
I am somewhat disappointed that someone took an interest in one of OS's(who is dying) topics.
I was hoping for a shutout today.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 24, 2015, 11:55:39 AM
She should get the kid a spirit guide ghost chicken.....I hear ghost chicken eggs are the bomb.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: Big Dog on September 24, 2015, 06:18:40 PM
I believe in therapy chicken.

Along with therapy mashed potatoes and cream gravy.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: SVPete on September 24, 2015, 07:40:40 PM
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Thu Sep 24, 2015, 10:14 AM
Star Member Omaha Steve (55,673 posts)

Judge rules in lawsuit by neighbor: No chickens
 
BRENDAN SULLIVAN / THE WORLD-HERALD
Stacy Williams and her son Adrian Marquez, 17, with two of their six female chickens in the backyard of their Trendwood home.
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Williams said the hens serve as “therapy chickens” for her 17-year-old son, who has battled depression and anxiety.

Unless the son was living in the chicken coop or doing something to the chickens, that's one of the more transparently stupid invocation of "therapy" animals I've heard.

I don't get the impression mopinko gives a @#$% about how her I-wants affect her neighbors.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: Skul on September 24, 2015, 07:46:45 PM
Stevenumbers would do one.  :whistling:
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: BattleHymn on September 24, 2015, 08:22:13 PM
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A clever person would have offered the neighbor some eggs and in time, some breasts and thighs.

I'm sure mopinko has tried. 

If you've ever seen a photo of mopinko, you'd understand why it hasn't worked for her.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: BattleHymn on September 24, 2015, 08:27:55 PM
The Big Guy (who is dying)

I found Steve trying his hand at foreshadowing in this thread yesterday evening:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027196224

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Wed Sep 23, 2015, 03:04 PM
Star Member Go Vols (4,369 posts)

Elderly man sings to dying wife in heartwrenching video

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Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:37 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (55,695 posts)
8. To close to home for me

So as you can see, Steve is indeed still dying. 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 24, 2015, 08:38:38 PM
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Wed Sep 23, 2015, 11:37 PM
Star Member Omaha Steve (55,695 posts)
8. To close to home for me

Even with the semi-literate democrat grammar, that's way too subtle for the DUmp.

He needs to post a clear reminder.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: delilahmused on September 24, 2015, 09:10:15 PM
I believe in therapy chicken.

Along with therapy mashed potatoes and cream gravy.

Me too! Just look at Blackie the ghost chicken!

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: SVPete on September 25, 2015, 07:07:13 AM
I believe in therapy chicken.

Along with therapy mashed potatoes and cream gravy.

And therapy chicken soup for lunch (just don't tell DU-folk that the old nickname for therapy chicken soup  is "Jewish Penicillin" ... some might object).
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: delilahmused on September 25, 2015, 01:31:00 PM
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Thu Sep 24, 2015, 10:36 AM
Star Member mopinko (44,677 posts)
6. i hope she can fight on.

if people got nothing but chickens to complain about, they should kiss the ground for their pampered life.
then shut up.

and even if she gets a rooster. they are not as loud as most dogs.

She's got to be in the running for stupidest person on earth. Roosters crow all day long. If your dog is barking you can bring it inside so it doesn't disturb others. Roosters, not so much.

Cindie
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: catsmtrods on September 25, 2015, 07:07:04 PM
Therapy chickens? I think i may have them in the freezer.
 
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: Boudicca on September 25, 2015, 08:44:54 PM
Thu Sep 24, 2015, 11:44 AM
ryan_cats (1,333 posts)
11. A clever person

A clever person would have offered the neighbor some eggs and in time, some breasts and thighs.

A victim claims that they are 'therapy chickens'.

Ryan (and I REFUSE to drag any cats into this filth) obviously has some experience pimpin' chickens or some sort of birds, offering breasts and thighs.
Title: Re: DUmmies Discuss Therapy Chickens
Post by: miskie on September 25, 2015, 08:50:49 PM
Therapy chicken a la king..   :rofl: