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Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: BattleHymn on September 22, 2015, 07:07:51 PM
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At three feet tall and 280 pounds, how can it be possible that nads has the 'beetus? She's the picture of health, people!!
As GOBUCKS always says, it's all about nads. Here we see that even when it's about nads, that's not enough, and so nads has to out-nad herself sometimes. None of the replies other than nads are worth rowing over, so let's just bask in a montage of nads and the 'beetus:
Thu May 28, 2015, 10:13 PM
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
Yup, not surprised
after almost 20 years of this crap and a year of we could not get this under any kind of target or control with just pills... in the morning starting insulin.
I initiated that conversation... not the doctor. You do not want to know where the 1AC is... but kidneys, nerves, heart and brain matter to me. So the vial is in the fridge, the syringes are ready... and so is the sharps. Got the tablets too. It's easier to control things with 4 gram sugar tablets than with the old standby... OJ or Coke.
One thing a lot of patients do is be in denial. My dad took three long years to finally accept the jab. I knew it was not responding. Enough years in EMS to know better. It is what it is... with diabetes. We all will end on it anyhow.
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
6. I know, I know dad had pens
I still remember all that technique from ten years in EMS. So... tomorrow morning get breakfast ready and then stab
Sun May 31, 2015, 02:09 AM
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
9. Well doing this before and after each food
I mean the blood testing.
I can see the trends starting to turn... still, it will take time.
(And I do remember the technique and it was not as much pain to take the circus to breakfast today)
Tue Jun 9, 2015, 05:26 PM
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
12. I don't mind them
Just for travel it's easier to take the pens
As a former medic, in a developing world country, I am way too familiar with boiling them too.
Ah AIDS. It was not just getting people to wear gloves. It included sterile one use everything.
The glass syringes with needles that were older than Moses were quite the museum pieces
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1271251
Sat May 16, 2015, 10:12 PM
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
So we went to play a game...
and I started to sweat...nope, did not have the glucomeyer with me. I rarely need to carry it. Cold sweats.
I guess training kicked in. We got a small bag of candy, ate some, back to normal. One of my mess can cause hypoglycemia. And my training always said preferable to raise it than to go into shock.
Given how fast the shakes and cold sweat went away with that fast sugar...I know it was that.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1271250
Fri Jul 10, 2015, 03:40 PM
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
Goodie, just came from the doctor
6 weeks in for the insulin, and all is going well. Now I need to write to the dev of the diabetes app I am using on the phone. It is good, it is easy, it be best if they did allow export to PDF or xml.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1271275
Wed Jul 22, 2015, 03:44 PM
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
4. I was diagnosed at 33
so the fact that it took almost 15 years for Lantus is not bad
On the way I got Avandia side effects. I gained 70 pounds, lost 50... and stuck.
Wed Jul 22, 2015, 04:00 PM
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
6. There is that too
exercise works. A lot of mine is... not kidding, news coverage. A 40 pound pack and taking pictures does break a sweat.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1271279
Tue Mar 11, 2014, 11:41 AM
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
Thanks, been "lapsing" on self testing
Mostly I find it's harder to cheat when you do not do it religiously on Monday Wednesday Friday as my dad used to. But I had not done it.
Also when I know I will get physical, fire coverage, I take it with me. While I know alcohol will change the measurement, that is one place I use it. It's not like you can find a bathroom in the middle of a wild fire.
I don't let it (or the rest) stop me.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/127135
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Is she going to sue the doctor that agreed with her that she was at her ideal weight?
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I'm going with the trends...Nads makes me smile when she DUmps on the Dump. She makes me grimace when I see her response in my drunkest hour, she makes me squint to see the distance between the extremes of the Bell Curve.
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nope, did not have the glucomeyer with me.
She's talking about the neighbors, Fred and Jeannie Glucomeyer.
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If she becomes hypoglycemic and has to use insulin she is talking Type 1 diabetes.
Obesity usually results in Type 2 diabetes which can be controlled with Metformin and some other drugs. Type 1 means the pancreas has stopped working and is the result of MEGA obesity. It also is for life.
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Is she going to sue the doctor that agreed with her that she was at her ideal weight?
:rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rofl: :rofl: :cheersmate: :lol:
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If she becomes hypoglycemic and has to use insulin she is talking Type 1 diabetes.
Obesity usually results in Type 2 diabetes which can be controlled with Metformin and some other drugs. Type 1 means the pancreas has stopped working and is the result of MEGA obesity. It also is for life.
She's talking pills and all sorts of things, and then she switches to insulin. So she appears to have been controlling it will pills for some time.
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Okay, while wishing the best for Nadine, I have to play one for the good of her ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz2KE4FeszY
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Teh gNads has stumbled on big pharma's dirty little secret. It's alcohol.
Drink enough every day to get totally $hit-face plastered for three months, and
it kills the beetus germs dead. Her liver and pancreas will thank her.parents
Until she does this, she will remain a loud, obnoxious beetus ball.
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Quotes from nadin
We all will end on it anyhow.
If by that you mean everyone who is morbidly obese, then yes.
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
6. I know, I know dad had pens
I still remember all that technique from ten years in EMS. So... tomorrow morning get breakfast ready and then stab
That technique works better when you are inflicting pain on a patient from your malpractice.
Sat May 16, 2015, 10:12 PM
nadinbrzezinski (141,517 posts)
So we went to play a game...
and I started to sweat...nope, did not have the glucomeyer with me. I rarely need to carry it. Cold sweats.
Oscar Meyer has taken some of their hotdog technology and put it into glucometers.
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Oscar Meyer has taken some of their hotdog technology and put it into glucometers.
I don't always LOL, but when I do, it's at mastery like this. :cheersmate:
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I don't always LOL, but when I do, it's at mastery like this. :cheersmate:
Heh.
It's such rich fertile ground, the comedy that the muse nadin(coach franksolich's cousin) inspires just writes itself.
That's why I would never miss a nadin thread.
The laughter adds years to my life.
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The laughter adds years to my life.
At the expense of hers, let's hope. She's eating her fat ****ing weeble wobble self to death...the insulin will just make the process more methodical. **** her and her inarticulate, illiterate ass.
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Oscar Meyer has taken some of their hotdog technology and put it into glucometers.
:rofl:
I wish I were a glucomeyer weiner!
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All those Gravy Milkshakes are haunting her.
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[/quote] :rofl:
I wish I were a glucomeyer weiner!
At the expense of hers, let's hope. She's eating her fat ****ing weeble wobble self to death...the insulin will just make the process more methodical. **** her and her inarticulate, illiterate ass.
Yeah, and double yeah !
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(http://s16.postimg.org/gexzvohb9/350bd8d6aade638c390f3ac9cd1687dc.jpg)
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I'd like to recommend a machine that could help her lose 50 pounds of ugly fat...
(http://www.blastmilk.com/decollete/gallery/guillotine/guillotine19.jpg)
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The descriptions of Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes above are mostly true, but there is a little over-simplification. My Dad's weight was under control when he had to start taking meds for his blood sugar, and, after a few years, insulin injections. BUT this was in his mid-late 80s, the last 5 or 7 years of his life. I think his pancreas was "tired".
I don't know nads' age, but I'm pretty sure that what pushed her into pills and then insulin injections was lack of knife, fork, and spoon control. I was about to say, "complicated by physical limitations," but one need not be trying to win races or weight-lifting competitions to walk/run 5K a day and/or strengthen one's core and limbs. Being there, doing that.
All in all, sounds like nads' health is that of an octogenarian while being only in her 50s or 60s.
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The descriptions of Type 1 and Type 2 Diabetes above are mostly true, but there is a little over-simplification. My Dad's weight was under control when he had to start taking meds for his blood sugar, and, after a few years, insulin injections. BUT this was in his mid-late 80s, the last 5 or 7 years of his life. I think his pancreas was "tired".
I don't know nads' age, but I'm pretty sure that what pushed her into pills and then insulin injections was lack of knife, fork, and spoon control. I was about to say, "complicated by physical limitations," but one need not be trying to win races or weight-lifting competitions to walk/run 5K a day and/or strengthen one's core and limbs. Being there, doing that.
All in all, sounds like nads' health is that of an octogenarian while being only in her 50s or 60s.
The cousin was born in 1964, give or take a year.
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So, being a cub reporter helps control Die-A-beat-us, huh?
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The cousin was born in 1964, give or take a year.
Early or almost 50-something? Sad. Even if "controlled" by insulin injections, the diabetes is likely to abbreviate her lifespan by 5 or 10 years, and complicate her life (and maybe she'll get the neuropathy? Not. Good.).
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Early or almost 50-something? Sad. Even if "controlled" by insulin injections, the diabetes is likely to abbreviate her lifespan by 5 or 10 years, and complicate her life (and maybe she'll get the neuropathy? Not. Good.).
You ain't kidding. Imagine how she'll try to spell it!
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You ain't kidding. Imagine how she'll try to spell it!
"Neuromeyer"
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:rotf:
"Neuromeyer"
:rotf:
Wasn't that a character in 'Animal House'?
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Yeah, and double yeah !
You welcome
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This thread is priceless.
But almost any thread featuring coach franksolich's cousin nadin is priceless.
I'm just glad no one has called this thread cute or adorable yet.
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This thread is priceless.
But almost any thread featuring coach ranksolich's cousin nadin is priceless.
I'm just glad no one has called this thread cute or adorable yet.
Nads thus far has such a lead on the next closest possible DUmmie contender, she's a shoo-in for DOTY.
It's going to take one heck of a flame out by not gay Randy or some other PoP to put this ship on a different heading.
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Ya'all shouldn't be making so much fun of Nadine's physic, she is actually in shape, oval is a shape isn't it?
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Nads thus far has such a lead on the next closest possible DUmmie contender, she's a shoo-in for DOTY.
It's going to take one heck of a flame out by not gay Randy or some other PoP to put this ship on a different heading.
True, but still this may be her weakest year in the last seven or eight.
She has been robbed of glory so many times.
Damn bullies.
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True, but still this may be her weakest year in the last seven or eight.
She has been robbed of glory so many times.
Damn bullies.
This is true, but I think she can turn this into a banner year. If she will make quick and get one of her feet amputated due to the 'beetus, she can join the ever-growing list of monopedal primitives hopping around on Skin's Island.
The only question is, will nads perform her own amputation?
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Ya'all shouldn't be making so much fun of Nadine's physic, she is actually in shape, oval is a shape isn't it?
I think nadin's cousin coach franksolich calls her "oblate spheroid".
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I think nadin's cousin coach franksolich call her "oblate spheroid".
Frank has a way with words!
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True, but still this may be her weakest year in the last seven or eight.
She has been robbed of glory so many times.
Damn bullies.
It's purely racism and nothing else.
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It's purely racism and nothing else.
Nah, I hate her slender half, too.
:rimshot: