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Title: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 16, 2015, 06:08:12 AM
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steve2470 (28,197 posts)

When was the last time you had a really good cleansing cry ?

The kind where you feel so much better afterwards ? Two days ago, I had mine. It felt so good, like taking a nice long tub bath.

Ladies,

How you can keep your hands off of this Proglodyte is beyond me.

Does he not exude the essences of provider, protector, lover?

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CaliforniaPeggy (116,697 posts)

1. It was a couple of days ago...

But I still felt very sad when it was over.

Grief is like that sometimes. And I am very tired of feeling sad.

I am glad that you felt that good, my dear steve2470...

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femmocrat (20,372 posts)

5. I rarely cry, but Joe Biden's interview ....

had me bawling like a baby.

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HeiressofBickworth (2,208 posts)

6. No need for a good cleansing cry
 
It's like earthquakes -- when we get little ones, we don't get the big one. I cry a little bit often. Movies, books, stories in the DU Pet Forum and some commercials. I saw a movie recently and DIDN'T cry when the little girl died -- it was a sign I was not enjoying the movie.

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pinboy3niner (44,729 posts)

11. When we lost my little brother a few years ago

When my older brother, the ex-Marine who NEVER cries, called me he was in tears.

That was situational, for a reason.

That's not the same as Steve just being a ***** who cries for no apparent reason.

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fizzgig (23,418 posts)

15. crying is a complicated thing for me anymore
 
meds sometimes make it hard and the husband does not deal with it well when i do, so i don't really cry much anymore. i think losing fat cat in march was the last really good cry i had.

Science has yet to invent a micro-fiber towel that could be as self-absorbed as you.

Maybe the reason your husband doesn't like your crying is because you have cruelly employed it over the decades as a cynical tool of manipulation and in so doing you have inured him to all expressions of emotion.

Just a thought.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018798156
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: FlaGator on September 16, 2015, 06:25:21 AM
I believe that basically they are all lying. They only time they cry is when the money runs out before the month does.
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: Carl on September 16, 2015, 07:37:21 AM
I believe that basically they are all lying. They only time they cry is when the money runs out before the month does.

Or when the dime bag is empty.
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 16, 2015, 10:02:33 AM
A doomsday device that would drown the whole planet in a good, cleansing cry?
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: hillneck on September 16, 2015, 10:10:50 AM
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steve2470 (28,197 posts)
When was the last time you had a really good cleansing cry ?

Oh Stevie boy, what are you trying to do get sympathy hook up points from the DUmmieland hags.  Give it a break and attempt to act like a man.    :loser:
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: 67 Rover on September 16, 2015, 10:30:17 AM
Oh Stevie boy, what are you trying to do get sympathy hook up points from the DUmmieland hags.  Give it a break and attempt to act like a man.    :loser:

 :rofl:
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 16, 2015, 11:12:12 AM
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Ladies,

How you can keep your hands off of this Proglodyte is beyond me.

Does he not exude the essences of provider, protector, lover?

The cold sores might be part of the reason.
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: delilahmused on September 16, 2015, 11:47:53 AM
I can't even! Stevenumbers is so cringe worthy. How is this even a topic?

Cindie
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: Skul on September 16, 2015, 12:16:09 PM
Ick factor has to be off the chart.
I swear, a baby bunny could kick his girly as all around the state of Texas.
Twice.
What a disgusting waste of oxygen and sanitary napkins.
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 16, 2015, 12:27:18 PM
Straight out of the bestseller by Mark Kregel, ***** for Pussies: Scoring Liberal Chicks When You're a Liberal Too.

Pathetic.
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: CollectivismMustDie on September 17, 2015, 11:02:04 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/af/2d/ff/af2dffee27ac1e5d2604a14f87d734ab.jpg)



CMD
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: Karin on September 17, 2015, 12:04:45 PM
I laughed out loud, especially the part about his bubble bath.  Probably he lights candles and sips a nice Chardonnay as well.   :lmao:  Steve, you should also use a deep conditioner and a cucumber masque.  That will reduce puffiness from your good cry. 

BFDU, your avatar!  Disgusting yet hilarious.   :rotf:

ETA:  After I hit post, the internet fairies brought me some ads for Harry's razors, Steve.  They wanted to be sure you got a nice close shave around the bikini area.  Careful around the knees, you can nick yourself! 
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on September 17, 2015, 12:22:53 PM
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Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 17, 2015, 01:54:49 PM
stevenumbers is sobbing with joy after rereading the CalPig's aching seed poem.
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: obumazombie on September 17, 2015, 05:42:10 PM
Or when the dime bag is empty.
Batteries running low in the vibrator.
No spare batteries to be had.
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: catsmtrods on September 17, 2015, 07:06:04 PM
WTF are they talking about? Is that the only way they clean themselves?
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 17, 2015, 08:39:04 PM
>I am glad that you felt that good, my dear steve2470...

Did she swallow the aching seed?  It may have been good for her but it wern't good enough fer me.
Title: Re: These Proglodytes make me want to build a doomsday device
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 17, 2015, 09:09:28 PM
something to brighten up stevenumbers day:

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