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Title: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: CC27 on September 14, 2015, 04:29:58 PM: Star Member yuiyoshida (10,263 posts)

In good spirits today....

(http://i.imgur.com/RsGxezk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/6u28hWj.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VhVUZBO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/JudLDYq.jpg)

WTH is that?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027169617
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Big Dog on September 14, 2015, 04:34:42 PM: She tried to disguise herself, to throw the (imaginary) stalker off her trail.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: CC27 on September 14, 2015, 04:36:35 PM: Quote from: Big Dog on September 14, 2015, 04:34:42 PM
She tried to disguise herself, to throw the (imaginary) stalker off her trail.

Here you go. :lmao:

(http://i.imgur.com/6u28hWj.jpg)
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2015, 04:37:51 PM: Can you say 'meltdown'?
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Chris_ on September 14, 2015, 04:40:23 PM: Quote from: CC27 on September 14, 2015, 04:29:58 PM
Star Member yuiyoshida (10,263 posts)

In good spirits today....

WTH is that?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027169617
Yeah, that doesn't make it difficult to find her at all. Someone that dumb probably could take advice from nadin and benefit from it.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 14, 2015, 04:57:04 PM: Quote
She tried to disguise herself, to throw the (imaginary) stalker off her trail.

Yeah, she should blend right in up there in Alaska now.

No one will notice her.

They have swarms of purple-haired 0bamaites up there.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 14, 2015, 05:01:27 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on September 14, 2015, 04:37:51 PM
Can you say 'meltdown'?

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Skul on September 14, 2015, 05:15:30 PM: Quote from: CC27 on September 14, 2015, 04:36:35 PM
Here you go. :lmao:

(http://i.imgur.com/6u28hWj.jpg)
Holy smokes. I can hear the kids in the neighborhood.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 14, 2015, 05:31:10 PM: Quote from: CC27 on September 14, 2015, 04:36:35 PM
Here you go. :lmao:

(http://i.imgur.com/6u28hWj.jpg)
That is the greatly feared one eyed one horned flying purple people eater.

The Danger[edit]
PurpleTwinkie
Remains of an attack

Do not ever ever ever under-estimate the ferocity of the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eater. This beast can grow to and average of 666' tall and weigh approximately 69 tons. With razor sharp teeth it can rip through any material in the world, with the exception of the skin of Stephen Colbert. This creature's one giant eye, which can extend as much as 2.5' in diameter, can see for 7 miles and possesses X-ray, Infrared, Spinach, and Banana Nut vision. Only three people in the world have survived a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eater attack by fighting back: Stephen Colbert, Chuck Norris, and Jesus H. Christ. However, Mr. Norris sustained terrible gashes to the buttocks and Mr. Christ, while trying to pray the beast away, was stabbed through his wrists with the razor sharp horn. These wounds were later blamed on the nails of the cross when he was crucified, in order to jump start the Catholic Faith.

There is a mere chance of 2 to the power of 602,200,000,000,000,000,000,001 against of survival when coming in contact with a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eater. There are three rare situations where the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eater won't want to eat a helpless victim, however.

The first is if the vicious creature simply just finished one meal and has already filled its appetite. While they are extremely vicious creatures, One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eaters are very self-conscious. They possess absolutely no self-esteem what so ever because other horned, eyed, people eater species will make fun of them calling them either "One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple, Fatties" or "You're the ****ing purple people eater version of Michael Moore, bitch!" These aren't all that great insults (granted they do come from the minds of bears), but the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eaters are still very hurt by them and have once been known to have run home crying for their mommies.

Of course since the chance of survival when meeting a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eater is also equal to the chance of actually meeting one. Finding an already full beast is extremely rare.

No one knows the second.

The third is that you taste bad. One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eaters have 6 very sensitive taste buds and if your flavor disagrees with any of these six, the beast won't eat you. In order to test for this before eating a victim, the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eater will simply lick a person before chowing down. If you are licked by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying, Purple People Eater and it decides not to eat you, you have your life but are turned purple for the rest of your days. There are only around a dozen people still alive today who have survived an attack this way. They are pictured here:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/One-eyed,_one-horned,_flying,_purple,_people_eater
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Carl on September 14, 2015, 07:08:33 PM: So after all that idiocy she is still sitting in the corner.

:yawn:
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: USA4ME on September 14, 2015, 07:12:10 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on September 14, 2015, 04:37:51 PM
Can you say 'meltdown'?

I have to admit, I didn't see that coming. But yeah, meltdown.

.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: obumazombie on September 14, 2015, 07:21:37 PM: Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 14, 2015, 04:57:04 PM
Yeah, she should blend right in up there in Alaska now.

No one will notice her.

They have swarms of purple-haired 0bamaites up there.

Complete with obamaphones, food stamps, WIC, and all other welfare programs.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: wasp69 on September 14, 2015, 08:18:11 PM: Quote from: Carl on September 14, 2015, 07:08:33 PM
So after all that idiocy she is still sitting in the corner.

:yawn:

Reading the latest copy of Poor Me magazine.

(https://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/2468/4879/original.jpg)

:-)
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2015, 09:33:56 PM: Mr Citizen and the inflatable wife of diabeticman were seen together. They make a cute couple.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2015, 09:35:35 PM: Quote from: CC27 on September 14, 2015, 04:36:35 PM
Here you go. :lmao:

(http://i.imgur.com/6u28hWj.jpg)
She could get more dates with a paper bag.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2015, 09:37:09 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on September 14, 2015, 04:37:51 PM
Can you say 'meltdown'?
Cause nothing says stable personality more than getting caught in a lie, getting banned anyway, and going full retard the next day.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Skul on September 14, 2015, 10:35:24 PM: Quote from: wasp69 on September 14, 2015, 08:18:11 PM
Reading the latest copy of Poor Me magazine.
:-)
:) Indeed. :lmao: :cheersmate:
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 14, 2015, 11:55:03 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2015, 09:35:35 PM
She could get more dates with a paper bag.

Well, it's like nadin always says, "Beauty is in the eye when you hold her."
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: BattleHymn on September 15, 2015, 12:05:37 AM: I think they used the same stylist.

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/8a/4a/be/8a4abee5c2a10894e4832ed683e6f124.jpg)
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 15, 2015, 12:06:15 AM: Quote from: CC27 on September 14, 2015, 04:36:35 PM
Here you go. :lmao:

(http://i.imgur.com/6u28hWj.jpg)

Holy crap.

My much younger SIL spent her entire youth and adulthood bleaching, dying, styling, etc. her hair. After 20+ years of abuse it now looks much like this picture (except still blond from the latest bleach job). Her hair looks like hay in the barn (which is funny to me because she is the most vain person on the planet -- now there is NOTHING she can do save her hair). My wife OTOH (who, when the cosmetician is removed could be my wife's twin) has beautiful and luscious hair because she has only used all natural coloring and is very careful about her wash regimen.

This dumb-ass street ho will be all but bald in a few years except for a few Homer Simpson nappy strands sticking out. To color your hair that way requires STRONG bleach, then STRONG colors from lye sources.

Stupid is as stupid does.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 15, 2015, 03:55:47 AM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2015, 09:35:35 PM
She could get more dates with a paper bag.

Several.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Big Dog on September 15, 2015, 08:26:00 AM: Quote from: CC27 on September 14, 2015, 04:36:35 PM
Here you go. :lmao:

(http://i.imgur.com/6u28hWj.jpg)

OH, GOD. MY EYES!!!!!!
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: Boudicca on September 15, 2015, 10:57:20 AM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2015, 09:35:35 PM
She could get more dates with a paper bag.

Awww, there's a Yeti out there looking for a purple haired mate.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: CC27 on September 15, 2015, 11:01:45 AM: She is a double bagger. One for her and one for me just in case her's falls off. :rotf:
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 15, 2015, 11:04:57 AM: Quote from: CC27 on September 15, 2015, 11:01:45 AM
She is a double bagger. One for her and one for me just in case her's falls off. :rotf:

That's why I said 'several,' above.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: wasp69 on September 15, 2015, 05:13:58 PM: Quote from: Mr Mannn on September 14, 2015, 09:37:09 PM
Cause nothing says stable personality more than getting caught in a lie, getting banned anyway, and going full retard the next day.

She got caught?
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 15, 2015, 05:18:45 PM: I hear Christmas comes early in AK . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJPxIsAsIAs
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: obumazombie on September 15, 2015, 07:14:19 PM: Quote from: CC27 on September 15, 2015, 11:01:45 AM
She is a double bagger. One for her and one for me just in case her's falls off. :rotf:

Coyote ugly.
A coyote would know it's own paw off to get out of a trap.
Any self respecting man who upon waking after a blackout, finding his arm underneath the likes of her laying on it, would gnaw it off so as not to wake her up and make a somewhat clean getaway.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: SVPete on September 16, 2015, 08:03:58 AM: " In good spirits today ..." ... she got into something better than Ripple or Thunderbird?
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: obumazombie on September 16, 2015, 07:39:10 PM: Quote from: SVPete on September 16, 2015, 08:03:58 AM
" In good spirits today ..." ... she got into something better than Ripple or Thunderbird?

Mad Dog.
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 16, 2015, 07:53:50 PM: After enough Ak moonshine, she is seeing between black and white which is Grey . . .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8n4nEVYk6I
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: dutch508 on September 16, 2015, 08:52:08 PM: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew[/youtube]

you welcome!

:rotf:
Title: Re: In good spirits today.... Bravenak
Post by: miskie on September 17, 2015, 05:30:50 AM: Quote from: CC27 on September 14, 2015, 04:29:58 PM
Star Member yuiyoshida (10,263 posts)

In good spirits today....

(http://i.imgur.com/RsGxezk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/6u28hWj.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/VhVUZBO.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/JudLDYq.jpg)

WTH is that?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027169617

I think this should read as 'drank good spirits today'. Wow... :rofl: