The Conservative Cave

Current Events => The DUmpster => Topic started by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 13, 2015, 07:04:07 AM

Title: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 13, 2015, 07:04:07 AM
Imagine a giant, multi-national corporation announces that it is preparing reduce benefits it is currently paying to its unionize retirees.

Can you just imagine the Proglodyte response?

Why, there'd be virtual riots in cyberspace.

There'd be demands that the NLRB get involved.

There'd be demands that the DOJ frog march the CEO to the guillotine on the way to delivering him to The Hague.

There'd be demands for a general strike.

There'd be screams of, "AUSTERITY!"



Or would there?

Quote
Hoyt (21,107 posts)

1. Not saying I support [the company's] action, but the truth is, the sooner we decouple health coverage

from employment, the sooner we'll get some unified national health plan.

Quote
EEO (1,477 posts)

4. Agreed.
 
Though [the company] was not exactly on the brink of bankruptcy due to its retirees and their healthcare.

Quote
PoliticAverse (13,070 posts)

6. Indeed once a corporation goes into bankruptcy all promises are on the table.
 
When you accept future promises from a company you are in effect betting that the
company will continue its existence in its current form for the future. A change in
ownership or even management may result in those promises not being honored.

Hm-m-m-m...

They seem to be taking it with a remarkable degree of placid acceptance.

That's so unlike them.

I wonder what's up?

Let's check out the OP for some clues, shall we?

Quote
Omaha Steve (55,181 posts)

Kraft Heinz shifts retirees to health marketplaces in cost-cutting efforts
   
Source: Omaha World Herald

Kraft Heinz Co., which counts Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway Inc. as its largest shareholder, is pushing some of its retirees to health marketplaces as the company cuts expenses.

The foodmaker is eliminating some benefits as it seeks to provide care in “the most cost-effective manner,” according to a letter to retirees and their spouses dated Sept. 1.

Snip: Doug Leikness, president of the United Food and Commercial Workers union in Madison, Wisconsin, where Kraft Heinz has an Oscar Mayer plant, said the change will hurt workers and reduce company costs.

Kraft Heinz is also trying to shift some retirees away from pension plans under a voluntary program. Mullen said former Kraft employees who have a “future estimated benefit value” of under $2,500 a month at age 65, and have not started receiving the money, can “receive it as an immediate lump-sum payment or begin receiving annuity payments right away.”

FULL story at link.

The Omaha World-Herald Co. is owned by Berkshire Hathaway Inc.




Read more: http://www.omaha.com/money/kraft-heinz-shifts-retirees-to-health-marketplaces-in-cost-cutting/article_2d5e0147-d653-58c0-be20-7cd4f23b9b2a.html

Now, imagine if the company had been Wal-Mart or Rupert Murdoch's company or Koch Industries.

Believe nothing a Proglodyte tells you about "fairness." They will lay down and play the corporatist whore so long as the corporation is part of the Establishment effort to control you.

A few of the hardcore commies tried to protest in the thread but they were ignored.

Nobody wants to upset ol' Warren lest the checks and sound bites stop coming or vilify John Kerry's wife in case Hillary flames out and they need Plan B C D E ... Q.

And no one piped up say, "The marketplace? That's ObamaCare. That's not a loss; that's a net gain!"

Their silence is tacit admission the ObamaCoup exchange is a step down.

Whores.

That's all they really are, self-serving whores.

And not the good kind...

(http://www.celebquote.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/ted-movie-seth-macfarlane-quotes-2.png)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10141205867
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: SVPete on September 13, 2015, 07:49:14 AM
Hmmmmm ... my first guesses as to the identity of the corporation in question were Progressive Insurance and Ben & Jerry's. That said, are Gold-Digger John & Teresa Heinz still investors in Kraft-Heinz?

It's amusing to find and point out the us-vs.-them shibboleths that are hidden under Libs' & Progs' Populist-Socialist principle-surrogate veneer.
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 13, 2015, 07:55:48 AM
When what they advocate starts cutting into their profits DUmmies change their tune/actions.
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: Big Dog on September 13, 2015, 08:05:22 AM
Hmmmmm ... my first guesses as to the identity of the corporation in question were Progressive Insurance and Ben & Jerry's. That said, are Gold-Digger John & Teresa Heinz still investors in Kraft-Heinz?

It's amusing to find and point out the us-vs.-them shibboleths that are hidden under Libs' & Progs' Populist-Socialist principle-surrogate veneer.

According to the Boston Globe, Terezzzza sold her Heinz stock in 2013, but owned less than 1% of the company at that time.

Source: http://www.boston.com/business/news/2015/03/27/what-does-teresa-heinz-kerry-make-from-the-heinz-kraft-merger-not-much/vvUstjpMuJYubMxFHZRuFN/story.html
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: SVPete on September 13, 2015, 08:27:31 AM
According to the Boston Globe, Terezzzza sold her Heinz stock in 2013, but owned less than 1% of the company at that time.

Source: http://www.boston.com/business/news/2015/03/27/what-does-teresa-heinz-kerry-make-from-the-heinz-kraft-merger-not-much/vvUstjpMuJYubMxFHZRuFN/story.html

Hmmmmm ... IIRC, Berkshire-Hathaway bought Heinz in 2013. If she sold her shares to B-H, I wonder if she and Gold-Digger John got shares of B-H as part of that sale.

Follow the Crony Money.
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 13, 2015, 08:37:46 AM
Using a little Nancy Po-Lucy reasoning....."We have to get rid of private healthcare insurance so that when we need private healthcare insurance we won't have private healthcare insurance so we can get national healthcare insurance because we don't have private healthcare insurance." 
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 13, 2015, 08:40:48 AM
Using a little Nancy Po-Lucy reasoning....."We have to get rid of private healthcare insurance so that when we need private healthcare insurance we won't have private healthcare insurance so we can get national healthcare insurance because we don't have private healthcare insurance."

Well...

...when you put it like that.
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: FlippyDoo on September 13, 2015, 08:42:53 AM
Using a little Nancy Po-Lucy reasoning....."We have to get rid of private healthcare insurance so that when we need private healthcare insurance we won't have private healthcare insurance so we can get national healthcare insurance because we don't have private healthcare insurance."

That didn't sound like it was only Nancy Po-Lucy reasoning. It sounded exactly like her. Like you were actually channeling her or something. Are you sure that you're not part fictional spirit-guide? Or has someone slipped you some organic pineapple juice?
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: Big Dog on September 13, 2015, 09:06:22 AM
Hmmmmm ... IIRC, Berkshire-Hathaway bought Heinz in 2013. If she sold her shares to B-H, I wonder if she and Gold-Digger John got shares of B-H as part of that sale.

Follow the Crony Money.

That would not surprise me at all. It would also explain F'n Kerry's opposition to the Keystone pipeline (Burlington Northern).

Speaking of crony money, BH owns 60 million shares of WalMart, with a value of $4.7 BILLION dollars. Wonder how the DUmmies would spin that?

BH also owns 99% of Dairy Queen, and 99% of Fruit of the Loom. There's a message in there somewhere, but I'm not sure what it is.
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: SVPete on September 13, 2015, 09:41:14 AM
BH also owns 99% of Dairy Queen, and 99% of Fruit of the Loom. There's a message in there somewhere, but I'm not sure what it is.

It may help with future clothing purchases. OTOH, I don't know if DQ is still in the Silicon Valley area.

 :rotf: Could you imagine the consternation on DU if B-H invested in Chick-fil-A? :rotf:
Title: Re: Proglodytes greet devastating news with tepid response
Post by: Ptarmigan on September 13, 2015, 10:24:02 PM
It may help with future clothing purchases. OTOH, I don't know if DQ is still in the Silicon Valley area.

 :rotf: Could you imagine the consternation on DU if B-H invested in Chick-fil-A? :rotf:

That is going to be so epic!  :lmao: :rotf: :rofl:

DUmmies =  :panic: