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Title: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 11, 2015, 02:14:02 PM
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malaise (132,701 posts)

Serena watchers -spoiler

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First set to Serena

Can't wait for tomorrow


Today was supposed to be the day when Serena Williams was supposed to show us honkies a thing or two by coming ever so closer to winning the Grand Slam. Then we rednecks would have to stop crowing about Steffi Graf and such, as we often do. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027161252)

Serena will have to settle for eating a Grand Slam, however, because she lost.

That feeling we all had 14 years ago when scum and vermin attacked us and left so many dead and maimed? Multiply that by 1,000 and you come close to how Malaise feels now:

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malaise (132,701 posts)
18. I'm in a state of stunned incredulity

WTF just happened there?

     She was beaten by a honky. That's what happened. Deal with it.
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 11, 2015, 02:17:24 PM
It's like Jesse Owens all over again.

Only in reverse.

The only thing that is the same is that a fascist dick-bag is stunned by the outcome.
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 11, 2015, 02:23:12 PM
 :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

This outcome has literally made my day, and I don't give a flying **** about professional tennis.

 :cheersmate:

Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: Chris_ on September 11, 2015, 02:35:10 PM
I bet malaise was all ready to rub one out, too.
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: 67 Rover on September 11, 2015, 02:41:57 PM

Today was supposed to be the day when Serena Williams was supposed to show us honkies a thing or two by coming ever so closer to winning the Grand Slam. Then we rednecks would have to stop crowing about Steffi Graf and such, as we often do. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027161252)

Serena will have to settle for eating a Grand Slam, however, because she lost.

That feeling we all had 14 years ago when scum and vermin attacked us and left so many dead and maimed? Multiply that by 1,000 and you come close to how Malaise feels now:

     She was beaten by a honky. That's what happened. Deal with it.

Let's not forget three years ago either.  BENGHAZI!!

RIP Sean Smith, Ambassador Stevens, Tyrone S. Woods and Glen Doherty.
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 11, 2015, 02:43:41 PM
I bet malaise was all ready to rub one out, too.


    Well, she still got to watch the match, so I'm sure she was strumming her banjo like Earl Scruggs late for a plane.
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 11, 2015, 02:50:19 PM
Made my day.  I guess she can still iron her hair flat, dye it blond and get some privilege of her own now.
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: Skul on September 11, 2015, 04:06:44 PM
It's like Jesse Owens all over again.

Only in reverse.

The only thing that is the same is that a fascist dick-bag is stunned by the outcome.
I could be mistaken, but, it seems the Bun just called the DUmpass, a foreskin. 
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: obumazombie on September 11, 2015, 07:14:26 PM
Serena, the best athlete ever...lost today.
Probably because of my white privilege, I don't understand why.
And I don't even have any white privilege because I am black, in protest of the current administration.
That is all...for now.

 I fear that soon the noise of Serena being the best athlete ever will be drowned out by the volume being turned up on Ronda Rousey being the best athlete ever.

That is really all...for now.
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 11, 2015, 07:21:03 PM
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malaise (132,701 posts)
18. I'm in a state of stunned incredulity

WTF just happened there?

The umpire or whatever the ref is called in tennis stacked the deck in favor of whoever beat her.  IT WAS RACISM!!!!   :ohnoes:
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: Skul on September 11, 2015, 07:30:41 PM
Serena, the best athlete ever...lost today.
 Probably because of my white privilege, I don't understand why.
And I don't even have any white privilege because I am black, in protest of the current administration.
That is all...for now.

 I fear that soon the noise of Serena being the best athlete ever will be drowned out by the volume being turned up on Ronda Rousey being the best athlete ever.

That is really all...for now.
You owe me a new tablet for that.  :lmao:
 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 11, 2015, 09:35:16 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027163114

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Fri Sep 11, 2015, 09:58 PM
GummyBearz (986 posts)

Roberta Vinci drinks, bathes in, and makes lemonade out of Serena William's tears

I just saw the post match press conferences. Plenty of tears and plenty of lemonade to be had

Oh snap!

GummyBearz, we barely knew ye

Title: Re: 9/11 now has a new meaning for Malaise
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 11, 2015, 09:39:26 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027163114

Oh snap!

GummyBearz, we barely knew ye
That threat is hilarious!