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Title: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 10:57:04 PM
DU's best minds are on the case. As they do their usual (arrive at their preferred answer and then mangle a narrative to fit it), I wonder which investigation is more consequential...
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: dutch508 on September 10, 2015, 11:33:14 PM
No JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this poll sucks.
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2015, 11:35:29 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on September 10, 2015, 11:33:14 PM
No JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this poll sucks.
The Joooooz are behind the bravenak letter. :tinfoil2:
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 11:38:02 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on September 10, 2015, 11:33:14 PM
No JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this poll sucks.


Let me make it up to you:

(http://www.quotationof.com/images/cynthia-mckinneys-quotes-8.jpg)

I think she was speaking at the 2003 North American Sideshow Bob Lookalike Open.
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: BattleHymn on September 11, 2015, 12:10:41 AM
We need a name for the bravenak conspirators.  Something catchy that would look good running in the group award category for DOTY.
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: SVPete on September 11, 2015, 08:20:26 AM
 :mental: Fast and Furious? Nothing to see here, move along. :mental:

 :mental: Benghazi? Nothing to see here, move along. :mental:

 :mental: Tsaritsa CHILL's emails? Nothing to see here, move along. :mental:

 :banghead: :mental: A Letter threatening a DU member with nothing consequential? Call the FBI! Call Homeland Security! Call Interpol! :mental: :banghead:
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: obumazombie on September 11, 2015, 01:21:17 PM
Quote from: dutch508 on September 10, 2015, 11:33:14 PM
No JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this poll sucks.

It's not a right and proper CC poll, as the esteemed dutch has so eloquently pointed out !
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 11, 2015, 01:24:09 PM
OMG! Wait! Has anyone blamed aliens yet?  Gnads is a trained historian and Ancient Aliens is a History Channel show. Coincidence? As a member of the Scooby Gang, I'm not allowed to believe in coincidence anymore!

Occam's Razors Proves Gnads is behind this conspiracy!
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: FaC on September 11, 2015, 02:53:41 PM
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 11, 2015, 12:10:41 AM
We need a name for the bravenak conspirators.  Something catchy that would look good running in the group award category for DOTY.

Lettergaters

MailHounds

Postal Inspectors Gone Wild
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: obumazombie on September 11, 2015, 06:27:45 PM
Serena Williams, the best athlete ever...unless you are a racist, lost.
I can't understand this probably because of white privilege, even though I am black...in protest of the current administration.
That is all, for now.
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 11, 2015, 07:04:01 PM
The real investigation won't start until poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith rolls off the bus at the Tampa Trailways depot.
Title: Re: Which of these two is a more compelling investigation?
Post by: BattleHymn on September 11, 2015, 07:09:38 PM
Quote from: GOBUCKS on September 11, 2015, 07:04:01 PM
The real investigation won't start until poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith rolls off the bus at the Tampa Trailways depot.

What effect, if any, do you see Tampa's climate having on the number of coats she will be wearing?