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Title: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 10:38:58 PM
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MannyGoldstein (33,477 posts)

Use your head. Please.
Whoever sent those letters to Bravenak wanted to... well, to get exactly the response they got. Why else send it? Mission accomplished.

Would it be an (actual) Bernie Sanders supporter? That makes no sense. If you haven't noticed, other than rummaging throught decent people's trash cans at night dressed in raccoon costumes, Sanders supporters are the folks that want to make love, not war. Why would a person support Bernie if they were into threatening people? Does not compute, except perhaps to the crowd that believes that only misogynists could not want Hillary to be President.

My best guess is that it was one of our friends who like to watch. And to mess with DUers. And they're likely mightily amused by their work right now.

There is some chatter about my good friend, Occam's Razor, but it is being misapplied. Occam's razor states that if several hypotheses are all equally plausible, then the simplest explanation is most likely. Even if it were being applied correctly, using it to cast aspersions on one candidate's supporters would be irresponsible. But misapplying it and making such an accusation? Grotesque.
      
   

Let me recap: the SIMPLEST explanation, according to the criminologists on DU, is that someone here sent a letter to bravenak threatening to alert on her. That's the SIMPLEST explanation, despite the civil war there between Bern-outs, Hillarybots, and the BLM howlers. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027159165)

And we did this to foment discord on DU, because they don't already have enough. We did this to have a laugh on DU, because we don't already have enough to laugh at. We violent racist teabaggers did this, but somehow we forgot to put in any political or racial animus whatsoever.

Whatever, DUmmies. This may come as a shock to you, but collectively we CCers are overstocked with ****s that we don't give about your pathetic lives.

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SMC22307 (1,153 posts)
5. It's got "Cave" written all over it.

And that person could have an account at DU. People seem to forget this is an open board... anyone can join.

Because DU isn't lousy with people who have an agenda against bravenak and her ilk.

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DonCoquixote (9,860 posts)
8. at this point , I do not care

any more than when I hear Fox news talk all about how Dylan Roof was a loner, like every opther person that shoots up people is a loner, and the fact that they got support from bigots supposedly means nothing.

Yes, I want this followed to the end. If "mr. Citizen is some freeper/miles o Keefe wannabe, fine, he can enjoy Leavenworth, If is IS a self described democrat, I want him held up as an example of why we are sick and tired of bullshit where bigots can eat our food, take our money, and then stab us in the back.



Hold on. If it's a "freeper," you want them in FEDERAL PRISON. If it's a Democrat, you want them named and shamed? Wow. No wonder Will Pitt got away with death threats there.


I'd beg you idiots to make a big thing of this, but your problem is that NOTHING ILLEGAL WAS DONE. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT ISN'T A CRIME TO THREATEN TO CLICK BUTTONS ON A WEBSITE.
It IS adorable that you people think the FBI will devote even a second to your bullshit.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2015, 10:40:35 PM
The closest DU has come to Occam's razor is what nadin uses to shave her legs.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2015, 10:50:00 PM
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If "mr. Citizen is some freeper/miles o Keefe wannabe, fine, he can enjoy Leavenworth

Our federal prisons are full of people who ran "alert" conspiracies.

It's part of the War On Hides.

Really.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2015, 10:51:14 PM
Someone should get DUmmy Lazer Haas on the case.  The freepers are toast.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 10:54:24 PM
Someone should get DUmmy Lazer Haas on the case.  The freepers are toast.


     You know, maybe Romney sent the letter to bravenak, knowing that would be the only way to call Lazer off his juggernaut legal case.

     That's the most plausible explanation, if you think about it. Occam's Razor, you know.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 11:03:31 PM

     Almost forgot! SMC22307:  :bird: and  :rotf: ...I go between them.

     I really hope someone, somehow makes a big deal of this. I suspect bravenak would really like this to die a quiet death, seeing as how she probably did it to herself.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 10, 2015, 11:11:33 PM
I just want to say to all the lurking DUmmies...

GO F*** YOURSELVES you wretched losers!

Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 10, 2015, 11:17:53 PM
I really hope someone, somehow makes a big deal of this. I suspect bravenak would really like this to die a quiet death, seeing as how she probably did it to herself.

I believe that as well, and might be willing to fund a private investigation to that end
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 11:21:59 PM
I believe that as well, and might be willing to fund a private investigation to that end


     One of the DU mathematicians will soon prove that we did it. You just have to assume that we did, and the rest is just algebra.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 10, 2015, 11:27:25 PM
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Let me recap: the SIMPLEST explanation, according to the criminologists on DU, is that someone here sent a letter to bravenak threatening to alert on her. That's the SIMPLEST explanation, despite the civil war there between Bern-outs, Hillarybots, and the BLM howlers.

Nah.  It couldn't be us.

(http://www.wnd.com/images/110622rather.jpg)

We don't use that font.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2015, 11:28:11 PM
Nah.  It couldn't be us.

(http://www.wnd.com/images/110622rather.jpg)

We don't use that font.
I was expecting Comic Sans.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 11:28:58 PM
Nah.  It couldn't be us.

(http://www.wnd.com/images/110622rather.jpg)

We don't use that font.


     I find your analysis fake, yet accurate.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 10, 2015, 11:32:27 PM
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If "mr. Citizen is some freeper/miles o Keefe wannabe, fine, he can enjoy Leavenworth

(http://img.pandawhale.com/80451-goodfellas-laughing-gif-Imgur-mWjs.gif)

Our federal prisons are full of people who ran "alert" conspiracies.

It's part of the War On Hides.

Really.

 :-)   These organisms are faulty.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 10, 2015, 11:37:07 PM
I was expecting Comic Sans.

(http://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/785814761/ransom_myself_teddy_bear.jpg?color=White&height=250&width=250&padToSquare=true)
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2015, 11:37:35 PM
Tawana Bravenak.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 11:45:32 PM
Tawana Bravenak.

That remark is to be frowned upon.

(http://nomorecocktails.com/images/AlSharpton12.jpg)
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 10, 2015, 11:46:32 PM
Tawana Bravenak.
:rofl:  :hi5:

 :lol:
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2015, 11:54:53 PM
A couple of anonymous, faceless unterprimitiven completely miss the point:

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Thu Sep 10, 2015, 11:54 PM
LittleBlue (8,594 posts)
32. Conservative Cave

You can Google it if you're interested. They have an entire forum dedicated to us.

Which is the main reason I won't give out any personal info on DU.


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Thu Sep 10, 2015, 11:59 PM
SMC22307 (1,158 posts)
35. Conservative Cave. They're obsessed with DU.

I can't imagine having *that* much time in life, but whatever floats their boats.

I just popped over, and they're ALREADY discussing this thread. Losers.

When, oh when, will they ever learn?

The one rule DUmmies need to have tattooed on the backs of their hands.

No matter what it is, it's always about, and only about, nadin:
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Fri Sep 11, 2015, 12:31 AM
nadinbrzezinski (141,167 posts)
53. They got a lovely file on me

from time to time they post snippets. The fantasy writing is kind of entertaining but they are far from harmless. They have files on many people here.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 11:56:27 PM

No matter what it is, it's always about nadin:


      As it should be. The offspring of Ben Franklin and a platypus should be regarded as especially unique.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BattleHymn on September 11, 2015, 12:01:07 AM
Someone should get DUmmy Lazer Haas on the case.  The freepers are toast.

Any case is sure to break wide open after that DUmmie gets on it.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 11, 2015, 12:04:26 AM
Any case is sure to break wide open after that DUmmie gets on it.


 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 11, 2015, 12:08:55 AM
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Fri Sep 11, 2015, 12:31 AM
nadinbrzezinski (141,167 posts)
53. They got a lovely file on me

from time to time they post snippets. The fantasy writing is kind of entertaining but they are far from harmless. They have files on many people here.

"from time to time" means multiple times per day, if not hourly, every day.

You go, gNads!

Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 11, 2015, 12:21:12 AM
"from time to time" means multiple times per day, if not hourly, every day.

You go, gNads!


     Pretty sad existence for Nads...she complains to one half of DU about the other half, and then complains to the other half about us.

     Don't you have a spell-check to run, Nads?
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: franksolich on September 11, 2015, 01:54:23 AM
I think my good pal Manny's over-reacting to all this.

I mean, Manny, really?
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: USA4ME on September 11, 2015, 07:50:43 AM
The Bern-outs are the ones who ganged up on the bravenak primitive and had her account suspended. So one of them writes and reminds her that they'll do it to her again. Of course they're going to point the finger at anyone other than themselves.

If several hypotheses are all equally plausible, then that would be the answer. Occam's Razor and all.

Which would all make perfect sense except that if the bravenak wants to 1) raise her level of visibility on the site, and 2) put herself in a position where people are afraid to alert on her posts where she can now say whatever she wants, then all fingers point to her doing this to herself.

But if she didn't do it to herself, then yeah, some Bern-out put a shot across her bow.

.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Carl on September 11, 2015, 07:55:28 AM
Rod Serling was decades ahead of you DUmp mutts.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO73e7Y5wHY[/youtube]

Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: SVPete on September 11, 2015, 08:49:48 AM
Let me recap: the SIMPLEST explanation, according to the criminologists on DU, is that someone here sent a letter to bravenak threatening to alert on her. That's the SIMPLEST explanation, despite the civil war there between Bern-outs, Hillarybots, and the BLM howlers. (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027159165)

And we did this to foment discord on DU, because they don't already have enough. We did this to have a laugh on DU, because we don't already have enough to laugh at. We violent racist teabaggers did this, but somehow we forgot to put in any political or racial animus whatsoever.

Whatever, DUmmies. This may come as a shock to you, but collectively we CCers are overstocked with ****s that we don't give about your pathetic lives.

Because DU isn't lousy with people who have an agenda against bravenak and her ilk.


Hold on. If it's a "freeper," you want them in FEDERAL PRISON. If it's a Democrat, you want them named and shamed? Wow. No wonder Will Pitt got away with death threats there.


I'd beg you idiots to make a big thing of this, but your problem is that NOTHING ILLEGAL WAS DONE. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, IT ISN'T A CRIME TO THREATEN TO CLICK BUTTONS ON A WEBSITE.
It IS adorable that you people think the FBI will devote even a second to your bullshit.

I wouldn't waste the 20 or 30 minutes or the postage stamp necessary to send such a letter. DU-folk have cultivated nastiness toward those with whom they disagree for so long that it was inevitable that some of them would turn on each other.

 :ownit:
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: SVPete on September 11, 2015, 08:57:11 AM
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They have an entire forum dedicated to laughing at us us.

 :rotf: :lmao: FIFY. :lmao: :rotf:
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: SVPete on September 11, 2015, 09:00:31 AM
Pogo got it right:

(http://relationshiparts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Pogo-We-have-met-800wi.jpg)
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on September 11, 2015, 09:01:23 AM
I wouldn't waste the 20 or 30 minutes or the postage stamp necessary to send such a letter. DU-folk have cultivated nastiness toward those with whom they disagree for so long that it was inevitable that some of them would turn on each other.

 :ownit:

And it's a beautiful thing to see :popcorn:
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: obumazombie on September 11, 2015, 12:57:15 PM
bravenak is as inaptly named as most libs.
I am thinking of "Candy" Crowley,
"Rosie" O'Donnell,
"Joy" Behar.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 11, 2015, 01:12:11 PM
"[T]he thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own; for the children, and the children yet unborn."

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZTe4SJnxPc[/youtube]
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 11, 2015, 01:15:32 PM
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I wouldn't waste the 20 or 30 minutes or the postage stamp necessary to send such a letter.

But after seeing how many clicks it has generated, Skimmer might.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Duke Nukum on September 11, 2015, 01:20:28 PM
Rod Serling was decades ahead of you DUmp mutts.

[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO73e7Y5wHY[/youtube]
Posted before I saw this.  ^5
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Carl on September 11, 2015, 07:24:01 PM
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Response to MannyGoldstein (Original post)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 05:46 PM

Star Member marym625 (14,984 posts)
331. Absolutely no doubt in my mind

That the intention was to **** with du, using bravenak as the epicenter. It's disgusting, no matter who or why.

Bravenak is a woman I am very glad to call friend. This is a terribly shitty thing to do to her. But I believe she wasn't the only target. All us were.

Unfortunately, it seems to have worked.

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Response to marym625 (Reply #331)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 05:51 PM

Star Member MannyGoldstein (33,493 posts)
334. And since it worked *this* time...

there will be a next time.

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Response to MannyGoldstein (Reply #334)

Fri Sep 11, 2015, 06:13 PM

nadinbrzezinski (141,212 posts)
343. YUP!!!!

Countdown to when the illiterate half human dwarf claims to have been "hit".
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: miskie on September 11, 2015, 07:43:19 PM
I'm starting to think that this whole issue is engineered by a DUmmy - not bravenak - to get the Over The Hillbots and the Bernouts to attack someone other than each-other. -To focus them on a common enemy.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: HRMjustin on September 11, 2015, 08:11:02 PM
The closest DU has come to Occam's razor is what nadin uses to shave her legs.

She doesn't shave those hams. I shave my balls more than she shaves her beard.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: HRMjustin on September 11, 2015, 08:14:07 PM
"from time to time" means multiple times per day, if not hourly, every day.

You go, gNads!

And you know she reads every line.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: FlippyDoo on September 11, 2015, 08:51:16 PM
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Fri Sep 11, 2015, 12:31 AM
nadinbrzezinski (141,167 posts)
53. They got a lovely file on me

from time to time they post snippets. The fantasy writing is kind of entertaining but they are far from harmless. They have files on many people here.

Yes. I admit it. We have a file on nads and all of the other DUmbasses. It's top secret, but for this post only I'll tell you how to access these most top secret of files. You got a pencil? You got a piece of paper? Okay. Here goes...

Within your web browser go to google. Within the search box type the name of the DUmmie whose file you wish to retrieve. Now once that is done a lot of "results" are returned, but we don't care for most of these. What we want are the top secret files that make DUers look like complete imbeciles. To get to these top secret files you need to click the little gear looking icon thing. A drop down menu will appear. Go down the drop menu until you see "Advanced search" and click it. A new page will appear. Look for an input box that has "site or domain:" to the left of it. Within this box type in DemocraticUnderground.com . Then press the button that reads "Advanced Search".

Congratulations! You now have access to the super-duper top secret files that makes DUers look like DUmbass pieces of shit. Just please keep all of this to yourself as it is classified and top secret. Thanks.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: franksolich on September 11, 2015, 08:56:29 PM
Yes. I admit it. We have a file on nads and all of the other DUmbasses. It's top secret.....Congratulations! You now have access to the super-duper top secret files that makes DUers look like DUmbass pieces of shit. Just please keep all of this to yourself as it is classified and top secret.

Yeah, essentially that's it.

<<<resents any insinuation by the primitives that decent and civilized people are devious in their means of finding out things.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: SarasotaRepub on September 11, 2015, 09:31:04 PM
The writer of that letter is clearly a litter-ary-genius! It can only be
one DUmmie!

Mr. William Rivers Pitt!!! :-)
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Zathras on September 11, 2015, 10:28:45 PM
The closest DU has come to Occam's razor is what nadin uses to shave her legs.

So Occam's Razor is a weed wacker?
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Big Dog on September 12, 2015, 11:59:30 AM
So Occam's Razor is a weed wacker?

Those Polish Mexicans are some wooly bullies.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcguLZaMelE[/youtube]
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Skul on September 12, 2015, 12:59:29 PM
So Occam's Razor is a weed wacker?
Aha, that sheds some light on why I saw a Bush Hog in one of her Pull-it-sir Prize winning photos.
Gotta keep submarine guy happy.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: Big Dog on September 12, 2015, 01:54:42 PM
Aha, that sheds some light on why I saw a Bush Hog in one of her Pull-it-sir Prize winning photos.
Gotta keep submarine guy happy.

"Bush Hog" was her callsign when she was a super-secret agent with the Mexican Red Cross Special Forces.

In Spanish, of course.
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: JakeStyle on September 12, 2015, 02:04:08 PM
A black guy says nadin did it, I'm going to side with him so that I don't appear to be racist (it's my white fragility).
Title: Re: DU almost unanimous: we did it.
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 12, 2015, 02:22:30 PM
A black guy says nadin did it, I'm going to side with him so that I don't appear to be racist (it's my white fragility).

It would have been so easy for Tawana to frame the nutjob.

Just edit the letter to "You will be alerted on, or worst, suffice it to say."