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Title: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 05:45:44 PM
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Star Member stevenleser (25,484 posts)
130. I think whoever did this really screwed up by using the USPS.

Hopefully they will be caught and prosecuted and for a federal crime.

Someone should send that to Fox News so they'll take him out of their rotation. (http://conservativecave.com/index.php?action=post;board=10.0)

Here we go:

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nadinbrzezinski (141,148 posts)

134. 18 US Code 876 to be specfic

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/876

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nadinbrzezinski (141,148 posts)
137. IF anybody decides to charge that would be up to the United States Attorney

my suspicion is that if it reaches that level, it will be pled down, especially if we are talking of the first time. If the person has done this a few times... then we might see something more severe It does not strictly fit anything, so really it is up to the US Attorney to even decide whether to file.

But you asked what federal law is at play. It is that one.

And yes, we watch courts often to realize the kinds of games (legal and otherwise) that might be at play here.

And I have seen prosecutors charge people for enhancements that require a crime, where a primary crime does not exist. So do not think this is out of the realm of possibility.

Nads, you're a *******ed idiot. Here, for you lurkers, is the law:

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18 U.S. Code § 876 - Mailing threatening communications


(a) Whoever knowingly deposits in any post office or authorized depository for mail matter, to be sent or delivered by the Postal Service or knowingly causes to be delivered by the Postal Service according to the direction thereon, any communication, with or without a name or designating mark subscribed thereto, addressed to any other person, and containing any demand or request for ransom or reward for the release of any kidnapped person, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.

Strike One


(b) Whoever, with intent to extort from any person any money or other thing of value, so deposits, or causes to be delivered, as aforesaid, any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of the addressee or of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than twenty years, or both.


Strike Two


(c) Whoever knowingly so deposits or causes to be delivered as aforesaid, any communication with or without a name or designating mark subscribed thereto, addressed to any other person and containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of the addressee or of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both. If such a communication is addressed to a United States judge, a Federal law enforcement officer, or an official who is covered by section 1114, the individual shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 10 years, or both.


Strike Three


(d) Whoever, with intent to extort from any person any money or other thing of value, knowingly so deposits or causes to be delivered, as aforesaid, any communication, with or without a name or designating mark subscribed thereto, addressed to any other person and containing any threat to injure the property or reputation of the addressee or of another, or the reputation of a deceased person, or any threat to accuse the addressee or any other person of a crime, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both. If such a communication is addressed to a United States judge, a Federal law enforcement officer, or an official who is covered by section 1114, the individual shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 10 years, or both.


Strike Four






     
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nadinbrzezinski (141,148 posts)
141. I am not the United States Attorney for Alaska

or anywhere else for that matter.

I told you what law is at play, and a simple google search found the applicable statue,

Threatening letters over the mail are a class II felony. Most threatening letters sent over the mail are never prosecuted.


     That letter threatened nothing of value or consequence, you dunce. You DUmmies may think your site is life and death, but no one else gives a shit.



Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: Carl on September 10, 2015, 05:49:46 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (141,148 posts)

134. 18 US Code 876 to be specfic

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/876

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:



Laser will be on the case in a heartbeat!
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 10, 2015, 05:50:43 PM
I'm sure Nads has the NSA, CIA, FBI, US Postal Inspection Service and the BATF on the case forthwith!   :rotf:
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 05:50:50 PM


Laser will be on the case of Twinkies in a heartbeat!


FIFY
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 10, 2015, 05:53:09 PM
If the Feds were doing their jobs, Nadin would be South of the border still.
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: Carl on September 10, 2015, 05:56:49 PM



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Laser will be on the case of Twinkies in a heartbeat!


FIFY

He is going to recruit Rolex randy and his bath house posse for the case?
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 10, 2015, 06:03:45 PM
WAIT you missed this section!!!!

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(e) Whoever, with intent to annoy or possibly annoy, knowingly so deposits or causes to be delivered, as aforesaid, any communication, with or without a name or designating mark subscribed thereto, addressed to any other person and containing any threat to possibly annoy, irritate or alert in a liberal message board shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than two years, or both. If such a communication is addressed to a United States judge, a Federal law enforcement officer, or an official who is covered by section 1114, the individual shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not more than 10 years, or both. Should the offense be threatening to alert, the imprisonment, fine or both shall be trebled.

Hang on -- that isn't in there, is it?
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2015, 06:13:18 PM
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Thu Sep 10, 2015, 12:59 PM
nadinbrzezinski (141,147 posts)
74. Some of us go read the fiction

err files, they produce on us...but they are not precisely harmless. Dime on dollar this came from there, or the two successor sites...FR can be considered as well, less so, because of the Andy Stephenson saga.

She gives FR a pass because they killed dear Andy? Shouldn't that make FR even more of a suspect?

Of course, the last thing the round red sodomite saw was a glittering 1 3/8" adjustable SK wrench, so there is that.

The top of my list goes to the Ku Klux Klams.
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 10, 2015, 06:19:02 PM
WAIT you missed this section!!!!

Hang on -- that isn't in there, is it?


     That was rendered moot by the following breaking development:

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Executive Order -- Anything Nads Says is Illegal is Illegal

EXECUTIVE ORDER

- - - - - - -

IMPLEMENTING THE NADS SAYS YOU'RE GUILTY RULE

FOR THE UNITED STATES FOR 2015-2099

 

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, and in order to ensure that Nads is always right, anything she says is now declared to be true and valid insofar as it relates to any law she cites as applicable to any situation she so desires.


BARACK 0BAMA
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: Skul on September 10, 2015, 06:20:01 PM
They're unbelievably worked up over a silly letter sent by one of their own.
What will happen to me when they discover that I'm the one that put the Novacain
In the Vaseline jar.
I'm skeered..   For realz!!
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 10, 2015, 06:28:26 PM
I'm sure Nads has the NSA, CIA, FBI, US Postal Inspection Service and the BATF on the case forthwith!   :rotf:

(https://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/keystonecops.jpg)
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 10, 2015, 06:32:29 PM

The top of my list goes to the Ku Klux Klams.

:hi5:

(http://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=JN.8DZeSIKrce0u9YLm7Q%2bXWQ&pid=15.1)
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 10, 2015, 07:24:12 PM
H5s to both BFDU and Freedumb2003b for that excellent drollery!

 :cheersmate:
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2015, 07:53:04 PM
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nadinbrzezinski (141,148 posts)
141. I am not the United States Attorney for Alaska

No, she's a journalist, damn it! With a press card!

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/6d0771db-3ca4-4fc2-9b2d-1c3bc879d9c8_zpse58b0d0f.jpg)
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 10, 2015, 08:06:52 PM
It's lonely out in space for Nadin ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAyO1_0noM
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: Big Dog on September 10, 2015, 08:36:02 PM
No, she's a journalist, damn it! With a press card!

(http://i883.photobucket.com/albums/ac32/gobucksnumbers/6d0771db-3ca4-4fc2-9b2d-1c3bc879d9c8_zpse58b0d0f.jpg)

She are one what?
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: obumazombie on September 10, 2015, 09:00:22 PM
There appears to be a late year surge for DOTY.
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 10, 2015, 09:31:16 PM
(http://s28.postimg.org/svt4r99ot/automotivator.jpg)
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 10, 2015, 09:46:11 PM
It's lonely out in space for Nadin ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdAyO1_0noM

Thank you for posting that -- I think I am the newest Iron Horse fan.  I am in the middle of a binge-hearing session!
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: SarasotaRepub on September 10, 2015, 09:50:59 PM
Teh Dramaz!!!!! :-)
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 10, 2015, 10:43:00 PM
I'd love to hear the FBI response when a nut calls to report a message board flame war.
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: Chris_ on September 10, 2015, 10:48:51 PM
I'd love to hear the FBI response when a nut calls to report a message board flame war.
There's an FBI office down the street.  Should I let them know? :rofl:
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: Skul on September 10, 2015, 11:12:39 PM
There's an FBI office down the street.  Should I let them know? :rofl:
Don't bother. They have teh gNads, on their iggy list.
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: franksolich on September 11, 2015, 01:49:50 AM
I'd love to hear the FBI response when a nut calls to report a message board flame war.

These people are truly insane.

It makes one regret that Jimmy Carter in the late 1970s shut down the insane asylums and let the nuts roam freely and homelessly among us.
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: txradioguy on September 11, 2015, 02:24:52 AM
The ONLY thing worse than nads grasp of spelling...is her understanding of the law.
Title: Re: Deputy US Attorney Nads prepares her case against Mr. Citizen
Post by: obumazombie on September 11, 2015, 11:04:35 AM
The ONLY thing worse than nads grasp of spelling...is her understanding of the law.

She can only firmly grasp one thing at a time.
And she's not about to relax her grip on the "good rig".