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Title: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: Delmar on September 07, 2015, 09:07:28 PM
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Mon Sep 7, 2015, 04:37 PM
Star Member 1monster (10,349 posts)

So, I was at the laundromat doing a months worth of laundry today...


I was leaning deep into a dryer when I heard someone say "Bernie" which was about the only thing of that conversation I heard until "gonna win in New Hampshire!"

So I pulled my head out of the dryer and asked, "Did I hear you say Bernie Sanders?" with my thumb up. There were about six adults (not together) in the room ages ranging from the twenties to somewhere in middle age. An enthusiastic "Yeah!" was returned and someone whooped when they saw my thumbs up. Everyone was smiling.

That might not seem like much, but I live in a very red area of northeast Florida. It is very rare to hear any positive conversations about Democrats or liberal types in this area. And most folks aren't even talking about the 2016 candidates yet.

I can't remember any time since I've been voting that people have been smiling happily about any candidate. Good things are happening, folks!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/128047556

There might be some truth to this one.  I see the low-life type of characters that mill around all night laundromats and I suppose they are the sort that would support a socialist for president---of America.  I can't give this one any bongs, I believe it.

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Response to 1monster (Original post)Mon Sep 7, 2015, 05:02 PM
retrowire (962 posts)
2. the revolution will not be televised

it will be in our laundromats.

And in our bus depots and skid row bars.

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Response to retrowire (Reply #2)Mon Sep 7, 2015, 05:59 PM
questionseverything (2,196 posts)
14. laundromats,groceries,baseball diamonds

anywhere people gather
Anywhere the dregs of society gather.

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Response to 1monster (Original post)Mon Sep 7, 2015, 05:13 PM
jtuck004 (12,783 posts)
4. I wonder if I will see Bernie brochures in our local laundromats.

bet I do.

http://www.peopleforbernie.com/

Someone here posted this, so far I haven't found anything better.
Wouldn't surprise me.

Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: delilahmused on September 07, 2015, 09:39:55 PM
Dear Lord,

Please make Bernie their nominee!

Amen

Cindie
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: freedumb2003b on September 07, 2015, 09:44:03 PM
Dear Lord,

Please make Bernie their nominee!

Amen

Cindie

+1
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 07, 2015, 10:09:10 PM
+1

+2
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: HawkHogan on September 07, 2015, 11:59:02 PM
Yup.  Six losers who think a socialist like Bernie will put a washer/dryer in every household. 
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 08, 2015, 12:30:21 AM
This is the first bouncy set in a laundromat since Pam Dawson's brush with death while washing Spooky piss from a comforter.

I believe this is the last time poor Spooky was known to be alive.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9126082


Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: Carl on September 08, 2015, 05:01:02 AM
"A months worth of laundry"

Filthy,disgusting animals.
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 08, 2015, 07:20:04 AM
"A months worth of laundry"

Filthy,disgusting animals.
That's what I was thinking.....the people were cheering the fact that the dirty rat was maybe cleaning up.
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: Bad Dog on September 08, 2015, 09:00:41 AM
"A months worth of laundry"

Filthy,disgusting animals.

No kidding, Fla. this time of year, that month old laundry must have been really ripe.
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: obumazombie on September 08, 2015, 09:28:59 AM
Yup.  Six losers who think a socialist like Bernie will put a washer/dryer in every household.
Why stop there ?
Since it's "free money" let's put a laundromat in every household.
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: tanstaafl on September 08, 2015, 10:13:28 AM
This is the first bouncy set in a laundromat since Pam Dawson's brush with death while washing Spooky piss from a comforter.

I believe this is the last time poor Spooky was known to be alive.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9126082 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9126082)

Didn't Spooky commit suicide with the Dawson's Glock?
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: Karin on September 08, 2015, 04:26:14 PM
Well at least it has some of the key bouncy elements.  We have a "crowd" who are smiling and giving thumbs up, and whooping.  Since it's a red area that means the entire swath has been converted.  I think it's a bouncy though.  People in a laundry   mat late at night are brooding, silent people who keep to themselves. 
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: catsmtrods on September 08, 2015, 04:30:52 PM
****ing laundromat! I would take a mortgage to avoid that place! I went to one in my adult life just to dry my things as I was camping and got caught in a storm. The only reason I went is it had a liquor store next door!
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: jukin on September 08, 2015, 04:41:41 PM
Looks like Bernie has the key Loser Laundromat demographic vote all sewn up.
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: Skul on September 08, 2015, 05:49:22 PM
It's laundry mat, people .LAUNDRY   MAT.
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: Maverick1987 on September 08, 2015, 05:58:02 PM
It's laundry mat, people .LAUNDRY   MAT.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=laundry+mat

 :lmao:
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: thundley4 on September 08, 2015, 06:01:20 PM
It's laundry mat, people .LAUNDRY   MAT.

laundromat is also acceptable.

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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/laundromat
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: tanstaafl on September 09, 2015, 05:23:17 AM
It's laundry mat, people .LAUNDRY   MAT.

I thought that was the thing on the floor that you can stand on. Y'know, like somebody's shirt.
Title: Re: Here's a bouncy that I'm inclined to believe
Post by: obumazombie on September 09, 2015, 04:55:22 PM
I thought that was the thing on the floor that you can stand on. Y'know, like somebody's shirt.

I have to clean off my Welcome matt.
Maybe I'll throw it in with my laundry matt, when I do my laundry at:
The Laundromat.