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Title: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on September 07, 2015, 10:32:36 AM: Quote
RandySF (8,320 posts)

Salon: Can you become addicted to your vibrator?

blah-blah-blah

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Tipperary (467 posts)

2. I think it is kind of sad if someone needs a toy to get off. I am not judging in any way because

who cares? But something about it seems sad to me.

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PeaceNikki (24,835 posts)

21. Getting into or staying in a shitty relationship to get off is ****ing sad.

"Bob" doesn't treat me poorly.

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CTyankee (45,958 posts)

5. who cares what one cares or doesn't care about? It's about the individual woman...

It sounds awfully judgmental about women who want to have more pleasure with sex. Is that some kind of crime?

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Cis-hetero-normative transphobia!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027145851
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2015, 11:06:54 AM: Maybe it would be more productive if they drove heavy equipment.....rode motorcycles...mowed the lawn....heck, ride the washing machine.
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 07, 2015, 11:44:33 AM: These women who rely on their buzzing companions have never met franksolich.
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 07, 2015, 11:53:23 AM: DUmmies talk about EVERYTHING! This is pathetic.

Worse than that...its a General Discussion thread! Not hidden away in women's thread.
its a huge thread too.

DUmmies keep forgetting: The world is watching.
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2015, 12:28:36 PM: DUmmie females seem to be supportive of wymin using a vibrator but I wonder if the female DUmmies would be as supportive of their husbands humping a blowup doll?
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: Skul on September 07, 2015, 12:33:30 PM: I've seen pictures of some DUmmy wyminz.
I'd be willing to wager their buzzers have kick starters. :-)
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 07, 2015, 12:34:17 PM: "Destroy me. Please. Smash me into a thousand pieces. No, don't just remove the batteries: DESTROY ME. Do you understand? END ME."

- a DUmmy chick's vibrator.
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2015, 01:16:23 PM: Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 07, 2015, 12:34:17 PM
"Destroy me. Please. Smash me into a thousand pieces. No, don't just remove the batteries: DESTROY ME. Do you understand? END ME."

- a DUmmy chick's vibrator.
"Going where no man has dared gone before"
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 07, 2015, 02:13:14 PM: Quote from: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2015, 01:16:23 PM
"Going where no man has dared gone before"

Or ever should again! :whistling:
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: diesel driver on September 08, 2015, 07:25:57 PM: [youtube] http://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=_IzWBMIq9ko[/youtube]

I almost forgot about this song. Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper: "She's Vibrator Dependent".
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: USA4ME on September 08, 2015, 07:36:02 PM: Quote from:
PeaceNikki

21. Getting into or staying in a shitty relationship to get off is ****ing sad.

"Bob" doesn't treat me poorly.

Well that explains her lousy, high-minded attitude.

Poor Bob.

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Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: DUmpsterDiver on September 08, 2015, 07:39:03 PM: All they have are limp DUmmy dicks with OneSmellyDarkDude swinging his slack around like mister Holmes.

May as well get one that vibrates.
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: I_B_Perky on September 08, 2015, 07:48:42 PM: Quote from: Skul on September 07, 2015, 12:33:30 PM
I've seen pictures of some DUmmy wyminz.
I'd be willing to wager their buzzers have kick starters. :-)

Wired up for 220 is my guess. :rotf:
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: Chris_ on September 08, 2015, 08:09:47 PM: She must be numb from the waist down by now.
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: landofconfusion80 on September 08, 2015, 09:25:15 PM: Quote from: Chris_ on September 08, 2015, 08:09:47 PM
She must be numb from the waist down by now.
tough to say... wouldn't all that mass absorb most of the motion? We'll have to present this question to Bill Nye
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: diesel driver on September 10, 2015, 05:27:38 AM: Quote from: Skul on September 07, 2015, 12:33:30 PM
I've seen pictures of some DUmmy wyminz.
I'd be willing to wager their buzzers have kick starters. :-)

Cat (as in diesel) powered as well. :lmao:

Or not... :whistling:
Title: Re: Everything you knew was true but more than you ever wanted to know
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on September 10, 2015, 05:50:16 AM: Quote from: landofconfusion80 on September 08, 2015, 09:25:15 PM
tough to say... wouldn't all that mass absorb most of the motion? We'll have to present this question to Bill Nye

Bill Nye would blame the proliferation of vibrators on climate change, then call all who disagree racists and he'd walk away the winner.