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Title: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: BattleHymn on September 06, 2015, 02:33:20 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/1018795562

We're supposed to believe this is about her neighbor.  Yeah, right.  This is one of the saddest, most transparent attempts at trying to redirect the narrative of the primitive in question to someone else that I think I've seen at the DUmp.  See if I'm right:

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Sat Sep 5, 2015, 06:40 PM
grasswire (43,524 posts)

what's the netiquette on breaking up with someone via text msg?


Mid 50s neighbor woman got a text last night from the fellow she's been seeing for about six months -- they had a very close relationship that was very hot at times, and very sweet. He told her that he had started to see another woman and it was not sexual yet. He had known the new interest for about a year as just an acquaintance. Then he said goodnight and that was it. No further communication.

Isn't that pretty rude?

What say you, kids?

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Sat Sep 5, 2015, 06:49 PM
Star Member The Velveteen Ocelot (41,091 posts)
1. It's not only rude, it's cowardly.

The guy didn't have the guts to break up with her in person. She's better off without him.

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Sat Sep 5, 2015, 06:57 PM
grasswire (43,524 posts)
2. thanks for the input

Very strange, very strange.

It just goes to show that even a kind, progressive/liberal, enlightened man can lie to a woman with impunity. He did.

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Sun Sep 6, 2015, 12:42 AM
fizzgig (23,395 posts)
23. i at least had the decency to call the last person i broke up with

i'm gen x/millenial cusp. it was long distance and i could have just texted or instant messaged him, but i was at least adult to pick up the phone.

All in all, that was probably for the best for him.  Lord knows how long the fizzgig primitive goes between showers when she's on a drug binge.

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Sun Sep 6, 2015, 12:47 AM
grasswire (43,524 posts)
24. I forgot to add...

....that he wants to "keep their strong connection and friendship."

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Sun Sep 6, 2015, 01:01 AM
fizzgig (23,395 posts)
25. i smell a fat load of crap

he is not worth another minute of her time.

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Sun Sep 6, 2015, 11:39 AM
grasswire (43,524 posts)
32. they really DO have a lot in common

It seemed like a perfect match.

And his best friends are old girlfriends from HS and college, which seemed to be a very good sign about how he treats women.

Then this.

If this were true, it would explain some of grasswipe Judy's reduced postings over the last few months.  I believe that we will see a higher output of material from Judy now, which is great, since we are rolling into the DOTY season. 
   
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: thundley4 on September 06, 2015, 03:00:45 PM
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Sat Sep 5, 2015, 06:57 PM
grasswire (43,524 posts)
2. thanks for the input

Very strange, very strange.

It just goes to show that even a kind, progressive/liberal, enlightened man can lie to a woman with impunity. He did.

Um where was the lie? Judy couldn't keep her man happy with her pie, so he found a sweeter tart.  :rofl:
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: Carl on September 06, 2015, 03:36:34 PM
Hey,the DUmp is full of liberated women,why do they expect old fashioned chivalry?
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on September 06, 2015, 04:09:06 PM
Hey,the DUmp is full of liberated women,why do they expect old fashioned chivalry?

(http://media3.giphy.com/media/JpqnWRtJHhsu4/giphy.gif)

I would think they'd prefer it that way.
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: franksolich on September 06, 2015, 04:11:30 PM
All in all, that was probably for the best for him.  Lord knows how long the fizzgig primitive goes between showers when she's on a drug binge.

Well, this leaves me curious about something.

We know what thunderthighs' husband's like.

One wonders what it was, that she dumped for him.

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If this were true, it would explain some of grasswipe Judy's reduced postings over the last few months.  I believe that we will see a higher output of material from Judy now, which is great, since we are rolling into the DOTY season.

It's possible Judy's finally been tricked by her guardians, and moved into a nursing home.....where they allow inmates to hang around on the internet during regular business hours, but not after, which might, or might not, explain her diminished tally of comments.
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: Skul on September 06, 2015, 05:05:14 PM
Um where was the lie? Judy couldn't keep her man happy with her pie., so he found a sweeter tart.  :rofl:

 :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack: :asssmack:
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 06, 2015, 06:49:18 PM
I doubt poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith is talking about herself.

There's no place for courtship in the grasswipe clan; they get down to business immediately.

You may recall that poor addled grasswipe, in her sixties, claimed to have great-great-great-grandhildren.

That kind of production doesn't allow much time for corsages and moonlight strolls.



Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 07, 2015, 07:23:36 AM
What's 'Cowardly' about walking away from a trainwreck without looking back?
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: BannedFromDU on September 07, 2015, 09:56:05 AM
I doubt poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith is talking about herself.

There's no place for courtship in the grasswipe clan; they get down to business immediately.

You may recall that poor addled grasswipe, in her sixties, claimed to have great-great-great-grandhildren.

That kind of production doesn't allow much time for corsages and moonlight strolls.


     Isn't she the DUmmy who is looking over her glasses in every picture she takes? No man, woman, or child would be interested in hitting that, unless of course we speak literally.
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: BattleHymn on September 07, 2015, 10:31:35 AM

     Isn't she the DUmmy who is looking over her glasses in every picture she takes? No man, woman, or child would be interested in hitting that, unless of course we speak literally.

Yeah.  I'm guessing she baked and then offered him a pie that looked as bad as the one she made here:

(http://media.oregonlive.com/milwaukie_news/photo/9434996-large.jpg)
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: Mr Mannn on September 07, 2015, 10:43:58 AM
Dearest grasswipe. I treasure the time we had together, but it's over now.
Please stop sending pictures of your pie.

Thank you, D,A. Tanker
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 07, 2015, 11:15:49 AM
Dearest grasswipe. I treasure the time we had together, but it's over now.
Please stop sending pictures of your pie.

Thank you, D,A. Tanker

:runaway: :runaway: :runaway:
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: JohnnyReb on September 07, 2015, 11:24:26 AM
Look on the bright side....for him.... at least over the net she couldn't hit him in the face with a pie.
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: GOBUCKS on September 07, 2015, 11:41:42 AM
Poor adddled grasswipe Judy's strawberry pie would be an appropriate dessert after choking down a bowl of DUmmy NJCher's infamous puke stew.
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: BlueStateSaint on September 07, 2015, 12:55:52 PM
Poor adddled grasswipe Judy's strawberry pie would be an appropriate dessert after choking down a bowl of DUmmy NJCher's infamous puke stew.

Finally--a use for Judy's pie! :whistling: :tongue:
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: delilahmused on September 07, 2015, 01:17:13 PM
Dearest grasswipe. I treasure the time we had together, but it's over now.
Please stop sending pictures of your pie.

Thank you, D,A. Tanker

Damn it! I had coffee in my mouth!  :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:

Cindie
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: delilahmused on September 07, 2015, 01:30:50 PM
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Sun Sep 6, 2015, 12:47 AM
grasswire (43,524 posts)
24. I forgot to add...

....that he wants to "keep their strong connection and friendship."

That's probably all it was in the first place but someone misinterpreted it and it became a full blown romance in her mind. DUmmies get clingy, whiny & dependent. Maybe it spooked him.

Cindie
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on September 07, 2015, 10:17:54 PM
Dearest grasswipe. I treasure the time we had together, but it's over now.
Please stop sending pictures of your pie.

Thank you, D,A. Tanker

Speaking of her pie, I can't help wondering if the intoxicated monkey she had decorating it really intended to make a comma, or was working on a spiral but just ran out of sliced strawberries a quarter turn into the second loop.
Title: Re: grasswipe primitive gets dumped for another woman; tells DUmp it's her neighbor
Post by: HawkHogan on September 07, 2015, 11:56:50 PM
That's probably all it was in the first place but someone misinterpreted it and it became a full blown romance in her mind. DUmmies get clingy, whiny & dependent. Maybe it spooked him.

Cindie

Yup.  That's exactly what I was thinking. 

Shortly after college, I had been dating this girl for a couple months who was still in college, which was about four hours from my house.  In that short 2 month period, she decided that we should get engaged, married, have kids, etc.  Even finagled her way into meeting my mom by showing up when I was out to lunch with her.  Needless to say I wasn't driving the four hours to break up with her in person for a relationship that only existed in her mind.  I called her, and she wouldn't answer cause she knew something up was up, so I ultimately went with texting her.  Needless to say, that summer when she came back from school, I had a bit of a stalker, constantly showing up at the bars/places she knew I frequented. 

And surprise, she was a liberal.